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Why You Should Never Date Rabbit?

This is just satire, guys! Don't take this too seriously. This isn't made to dunk on anyone in particular. It's all innocent fun, ok?

Image source: Piko (@PokeFox_) / X

Dating The Easter Bunny From Hell

In the human world, Rabbit would be someone akin to an insecure, troubled teenager with poor social skills and has probably never been to prom in his life (like he's a total nerd who'd prefer to read books and invent stuff in their parents' garage).

I can imagine how weird it must be dating him. Imagine pulling up to prom dressed like a 19th-century grandpa.

At first, he acts like a gentleman until he starts ranting about how humanity sucks. You tell him to chill and he may calm down a bit, but you can tell he's still got that pent-up anger brewing in him and would've 'God Bless America' everyone within close proximity.

You would argue like an ol' couple. Whenever you go out, everyone would find you to be an odd couple, given how Rabbit is about as tall as a standard traffic light. He's basically Slenderman's distant cousin!

He can be pretentious, passive-aggressive, and possessive like a child refusing to let anyone touch his favourite toy. He can be a prude at times and would make a fuss over you wearing a very short skirt. "OH GOD PLEASE WEAR A COAT!" he would say.

He has a knack for messing with you, pulling sick pranks like bringing a snake into the living room. Dude! I'd roast the heck out of him and b***h slap him if I have to.

There were moments he'd done some crazy experiments on you such as stealing samples from you like your saliva or tears, locking you up in a room Jigsaw style ("I'll try to see how loyal you are if you're able to do everything I say!") and testing weird substances on you.

Like let's not forget the one that makes you suddenly fall for him but he later stopped doing that 'coz "Oh no! I can't force someone to love me. This is so messed up!". He is able to find your contacts, IP address, and current location.

As much as you wanna dump this Easter bunny freak, he starts to grow on you for some reason. You can't help but feel bad for him. He also starts to warm up to you upon learning how you also love books and can be as weird as him.

You still continue to hang out with him. You have proven yourself to be very loyal to him. You were his Belle. His Manic Pixie Dream Gal.

This guy has never had a positive relationship with people for most of his life. His only family, who turned out to be demons, also got killed by them. He lived a very cruel, lonely life.

For the first time in his life, he finally got to express how he felt about you. It turns out that even though he barely knew you when he catfished you into dating him after fooling you into thinking it's the Jonas Brothers on the phone, he also thought he might understand you humans better. Behind those pranks, experiments and insults he'd made about you, he was madly in love with you.

You were more than just friends now. He loved you so much he would never let you go, and you're all he thinks of. It would break his heart if you were taken away. Just the thought of you dying a mortal was too much for him so he made the grave decision to turn you into a demon in your sleep with a special serum thingy.

Dang! How much overprotective this guy can be once you finally got married and start living together?

"Help! I'm Being Engaged To Slender Rabbit"

Image source: Piko (@PokeFox_) / X

You had a rather unconventional demon wedding which took place at a weird rabbit hole where the entire Makai clan as well as your human friends and family were all invited. You were happily married (sort of!).

Also, did I mention Rabbit is rather cheap? Living with him in the mansion feels like you're stuck in the 1950s. No AC. No Wi-Fi. However, he later starts to build them because summers are becoming unbearable these days and he didn't want you to get bored that you'd rather move out where you can watch Digital Circus.

Wanna go on a road trip? Nah! It's either you ride on his trusty bicycle or a private jet. Sometimes, it's a secret submarine. Golly! How can this cheap-a** bunny afford a private jet and a submarine? He insists that he inherited them from his great-great-great-grandfather but you highly doubt that. Your demon bunny husband is so rich that you don't have to work at all.

At least he has a cool indoor movie theatre, sound system complete with speakers and a widescreen TV, though, along with a whole shelf of DVDs in the living room, ranging from "Final Destination" to "Monsters vs. Aliens" (where his favourite is Ginormica and she reminds him of you). He also owns a huge library, so if you want to read and write, you can go there!

His mansion is like a huge playhouse. His room is modelled after a child's room that's inspired by Alice In Wonderland. Oh, you like music? Well, he'd rather play classical music instead.

You also better know how to make tea; giving him Lipton tea would make him flip. However, he'd make sure to teach you how to make his favourite tea. He can be a sweetheart and makes sure to give you everything you need. He is also kind of immature at times. I mean, this fully-grown adult still has tea parties and collects toys.

He is very strict on diet so no junk foods or soda under his roof. So you're stuck eating bland British food. He doesn't let you go out alone.

He would not allow you to go to the gym (even the ones nearby) in fear that the guys there would hit on you. Instead, he'd insist you go out for a walk together. Don't even bother sneaking out as he can easily track you down.

If you ever fall sick or have an injury, no need to call the doctor 'coz he's already got you covered!

Oh, did I mention that rabbits shed? Good luck waking up covered in fur. You also have to remind him to take a shower and throw in some mouthwash as he would always come home smelling like roadkill.

He is also a very sensitive creature. He can hear even the slightest whispers, heartbeats (curse those bunny ears!) and sense what's wrong. Heck, he can smell you from a mile away. He can feel the slightest footsteps and tell who it is.

Oh, before I forget ... During that certain time of the month, he can be (ehm!) "too close." Imagine him suddenly coming home early, looking a bit drunk and wanting to cuddle with you upstairs. However, we all know what he's referring to.

Nah! He just wants to cuddle with you as you read Alice In Wonderland together before bed.

Next time you ever wanna date Rabbit, get ready to be treated like a guinea pig, assist him on his bombastic adventures and a full-time babysitter to this emo man-child. Nevertheless, you still love each other because you're both weird. Rabbit finally got his true happy ending and that is having a family with you.

[haru-kuneko]

Reblogging this in case not many people have seen it.

I hope to also try my hand at drawing DMC5 Dante in the Disney art style as I thought he kind of looked like a much older version of Flynn Rider from "Tangled" with the aftershave, perfect nose, handsome jawline and long white hair. Not to mention the two somehow share similar personality traits. They would both do the smolder face.

My attempt to draw the DMC characters in the style of Disney. Before anyone diss me in the comments over it not looking as polished as you've hoped them to be, just know this is based on how I imagined them to look like if they were drawn in that style. I am also still learning myself and simply did this for fun.

I also don't want them to look too cartoony because DMC is supposed to be a dark, mature series about demons. It wouldn't shock me much if Disney actually decided to make an animated adaptation of DMC given how the studio has also worked on other mature films such as Notre Dame and Treasure Planet.

Technically, it'd be the first Disney animated film to ever have two male protagonists (err, Disney princes).

At the same, you can't really trust them to make a faithful adaptation as like I've stated on the drawing, they'd just turn it into another kid-friendly slop where the female characters aren't allowed to show much skin (because Disney wants them to look like positive role models for young girls), swear and they had to cut out the bloody scenes. What's next? Turn Rabbit into a talking pet who's aching to be turned into a marketable plushie?

P.S. To anyone asking if I take commissions, make sure you're a legit person and your profile contains enough information telling me what company, origin and the kind of services you offer complete with contact info. I don't use PayPal due to safety reasons.For example, [First name/Last name] from the Penguin House Department in Australia looking for a book cover artist who can do a vector-esque art style. I wanna know who you really are and if you got any references. Don't just say you wanna hire me or I'll block you.Also, if you wish to share my art, please give credit. DO NOT REUPLOAD!

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I will be reposting this recent art I've made so more people can see it. Despite this being a quick, rough drawing, I am still somehow proud of it. One of the things I enjoy is being able to draw what I like. This was inspired by the movie "Radio Rebel." I just changed it to Radio Rabbit which is fitting to this crazy bunny.

If he were to be able to brainwash the humans to joining his cult and turn them into demons, you would be left with half of the world population speaking in a freakin' British accent and chanting his name which makes him stronger upon listening to him (similar to Ember McLain from "Danny Phantom").

The problem is they wouldn't be able to swear. They'd be talking in the same manner as Rabbit who is very eloquent and formal. Try saying the f-word and you'd end up stuttering. You can't even do the middle finger (your hand automatically raises the index finger) or anything crass.

The difference is that Rabbit would never come up to a crowd and expose himself. In this version, you only hear his voice hence making it difficult to actually track him down.

P.S. To anyone asking if I take commissions, make sure you're a legit person and your profile contains enough information telling me what company, origin and the kind of services you offer complete with contact info. I don't use PayPal due to safety reasons.For example, [First name/Last name] from the Penguin House Department in Australia looking for a book cover artist who can do a vector-esque art style. I wanna know who you really are and if you got any references. Don't just say you wanna hire me or I'll block you. Also, if you wish to share my art, please give credit. DO NOT REUPLOAD!

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Anyway, you've just been visited by Success Bunny! Reblog and like for luck and success!

Aww! Thank you for the encouragement, Rabbit! I will never give up on my dreams.

[haru-kuneko]

Same here! I think this was set in 2012 as far as I know hence the dated memes and references (especially the possum joke). I like how they didn't go for the "technology bad" but instead went for a nuanced direction where it reminds you how we've grown so dependent on technology that it distracts us from forming genuine relationships with people.

I thought Katie was gonna be the unlikable girl who is very disrespectful to her parents but no! I've grown to hate the dad at the start because he just broke her laptop which she obviously needs for college. Her films were indeed amateurish but meant to be resourceful and unconventional.

As the movie went on, you start to learn about the dad's perspective and why he is the way he is. It's about mending the generational gap between the older and younger folks. Kids are likely to vibe with you if you not only know but also appreciate what they're into. It is about finding a common ground.

random confession but i never got through the mitchells vs the machines. i thought the main girl (katie?)’s films were dumb and obnoxious and i did not like her but i also thought that it was fucked up of her dad to suddenly trash her aspirations like the day before she left for college and then break her laptop and cancel her flight and the thought that the film would vindicate him in any way pissed me off too much to want to keep going. i got a bit further than that but also the humor was very bacon pizza screaming goat (the furby sequence??) and also iirc they have a throwaway joke about possums giving them rabies when possums dont carry rabies #slander

[haru-kuneko]

Dang! Rabbit just took babysitting LITERALLY! Poor Crocodile ( ´∀｀)

And a little bit of magma pieces along with @maxchumbert ehehe

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DAAANG! I never knew Mr. Herriman from Fosters Home was at Five Nights at Freddy’s lol! Just kidding.

Anyway, I like how cute his head moved at the start as he marveled at the sword. His ears just fall back like felt. They must be so soft ✨ Also, Rabbit sure likes being on camera given how he's always up-close. He thinks he's a cat or somethin' lol XD!

P.S. Anyway, to those who don't know, this is Mr. Herriman (like he is kind of like Rabbit though minus the murderous demonic carnage)

"If you want to catch a Rabbit, find the hunter"

"Hope to see you all there"

[haru-kuneko]

I agree! I once had this idea where him being a former human would've worked if all of those negative emotions and insecurities he had eventually manifested by having him turn into a demonic rabbit.

Let's say in this modern reiteration, demons can turn humans into one of them, as each can vary depending on the individual (NOTE: Kindly take this with a grain of salt as I'm just looking at it with fresh eyes as someone who's not very familiar with DMC).

It also kind of bugged me that he'd rant about how much suffering the humans have caused upon Makai while also experimenting on the same demons he swore to protect. It just doesn't make sense!

I suppose the show wants to portray Rabbit as the voice for the other demons who have been raised to be submissive, to suffer in silence, after being oppressed for so long.

Another thing that would've worked is if he were actually a rabbit demon who just wants to save his people after seeing his entire kind get killed by mortals (imagine if Makai was actually a dystopian version of Alice In Wonderland).

I would also like to add that in this version, if the show wants them to be misunderstood, at least make it in a way that the audience can't help but feel bad for them and understand how these demons are also trying to survive, however at the same time acknowledge that they're dangerous creatures who can't coexist with us humans.

Hot take: The White Rabbit being a human was a bad idea. Especially with the direction Netflix DMC decided to take the conflict with the demons in. They're a marginalized, oppressed group, refugees and their most prominent advocate who's fighting for their right to exist and be free is a human in demon cosplay.

It's giving Lawrence of Arabia and Avatar (the James Cameron film) vibes.

If the Rabbit really was a demon, all his speeches about how humanity uses his world and people as scapegoats would actually hold weight. But with the reveal that he's just a human who went native, it just reads like that one white guy who's talking over all of the POC in a discussion about civil rights.

Maybe that was intentional, but if so, how come we have none of the actual demons speak up like he did? How come he's always in the spotlight when this isn't really his fight to fight or his words to speak?

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[Translation: "The Makaians should be eternal"]

"I watch DMC for the plot"

Meanwhile, Rabbit:

✨️✨️ Los Makaians deberían ser eternos ✨️✨️

[haru-kuneko]

Anyway, to those wondering what Radio Rebel face is ...

Rabbit is Radio Rebel confirmed. That's why he always does that iconic expression! That's the face you make when you're trying to rizz someone.

I came up with this idea where Rabbit would be forced to head back home whenever it rains (assuming firearms don't work under wet conditions). Imagine him walking down the street in a leather jacket like some emo punk. Oh! There's Dante and Lady walking past by.

Also, this is when Rabbit first got exposed to -- ehm! -- some hot chicks. He probably bought that magazine 'coz it had Alice on the cover, thinking it was gonna be a coming-of-age story of his favorite book heroine who has grown into a fashion model. Boy, he could never be so wrong!

It would be much funnier if he were actually a prude who is so used to seeing women being fully clothed that he'd be confused and embarrassed just seeing them in a bikini. He would have the same reaction of a teenage boy discovering p**n for the first time. He kind of gives me the impression that he would rather dress modestly and be tight-lipped about his personal preferences.

I want a villain who's still respectful of women (like "I can't look at you with your ample bosoms showing!" and "I am a gentleman and refuse to engage in such vile depravity!").

Breaking LIVE with this quick, rough drawing of Rabbit inspired by the movie "Radio Rebel." I hope he'd be a recurring villain in the Netflix series as he turns to brainwashing the youth to join his cause, as he turns them into demons. Rabbit be doin’ the iconic Radio Rebel face like ... >:3!

P.S. To anyone asking if I take commissions, make sure you're a legit person and your profile contains enough information telling me what company, origin and the kind of services you offer complete with contact info. I don't use PayPal due to safety reasons. For example, [First name/Last name] from the Penguin House Department in Australia looking for a book cover artist who can do a vector-esque art style. I wanna know who you really are and if you got any references. Don't just say you wanna hire me or I'll block you. Also, if you wish to share my art, please give credit. DO NOT REUPLOAD!

[haru-kuneko]

I came up with this idea where Rabbit would be forced to head back home whenever it rains (assuming firearms don't work under wet conditions). Imagine him walking down the street in a leather jacket like some emo punk. Oh! There's Dante and Lady walking past by.

Also, this is when Rabbit first got exposed to -- ehm! -- some hot chicks. He probably bought that magazine 'coz it had Alice on the cover, thinking it was gonna be a coming-of-age story of his favorite book heroine who has grown into a fashion model. Boy, he could never be so wrong!

It would be much funnier if he were actually a prude who is so used to seeing women being fully clothed that he'd be confused and embarrassed just seeing them in a bikini. He would have the same reaction of a teenage boy discovering p**n for the first time. He kind of gives me the impression that he would rather dress modestly and be tight-lipped about his personal preferences.

I want a villain who's still respectful of women (like "I can't look at you with your ample bosoms showing!" and "I am a gentleman and refuse to engage in such vile depravity!").

Breaking LIVE with this quick, rough drawing of Rabbit inspired by the movie "Radio Rebel." I hope he'd be a recurring villain in the Netflix series as he turns to brainwashing the youth to join his cause, as he turns them into demons. Rabbit be doin’ the iconic Radio Rebel face like ... >:3!

P.S. To anyone asking if I take commissions, make sure you're a legit person and your profile contains enough information telling me what company, origin and the kind of services you offer complete with contact info. I don't use PayPal due to safety reasons. For example, [First name/Last name] from the Penguin House Department in Australia looking for a book cover artist who can do a vector-esque art style. I wanna know who you really are and if you got any references. Don't just say you wanna hire me or I'll block you. Also, if you wish to share my art, please give credit. DO NOT REUPLOAD!

[haru-kuneko]

My attempt to draw the DMC characters in the style of Disney. Before anyone diss me in the comments over it not looking as polished as you've hoped them to be, just know this is based on how I imagined them to look like if they were drawn in that style. I am also still learning myself and simply did this for fun.

I also don't want them to look too cartoony because DMC is supposed to be a dark, mature series about demons. It wouldn't shock me much if Disney actually decided to make an animated adaptation of DMC given how the studio has also worked on other mature films such as Notre Dame and Treasure Planet.

Technically, it'd be the first Disney animated film to ever have two male protagonists (err, Disney princes).

At the same, you can't really trust them to make a faithful adaptation as like I've stated on the drawing, they'd just turn it into another kid-friendly slop where the female characters aren't allowed to show much skin (because Disney wants them to look like positive role models for young girls), swear and they had to cut out the bloody scenes. What's next? Turn Rabbit into a talking pet who's aching to be turned into a marketable plushie?

P.S. To anyone asking if I take commissions, make sure you're a legit person and your profile contains enough information telling me what company, origin and the kind of services you offer complete with contact info. I don't use PayPal due to safety reasons.For example, [First name/Last name] from the Penguin House Department in Australia looking for a book cover artist who can do a vector-esque art style. I wanna know who you really are and if you got any references. Don't just say you wanna hire me or I'll block you.Also, if you wish to share my art, please give credit. DO NOT REUPLOAD!

[haru-kuneko]

Wait a pollypickin' minute! How is this clip offensive? While I can somehow get this part is a very touchy subject to others, in context, Gangle was making a self-deprecating joke towards herself as she had always dreamed of being a famous webcomic artist despite working as a manager.

This is why I also don't use apps like Bluesky and Twitter because people there tend to take offense over stupid stuff and misconstrue things.

I learn that SOME people on blusky apparently got angry at this clip :|

They claim that it was disrespectful towards artists and such, which for one, this is a CLEAR and OBVIOUS joke and for two, the person who made TADC is literally an artist theirselves :/

I don't think Gooseworx was trying to be very mean or disrespectful to those who are digitalartist and her, herself ACTUALLY worked for fast food at one point.

So logically, this part of the episode was probably made to make fun of theirself and NOT to offend artists.. but however, I do understand why some artists thought that this was made to disrespect artists.

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Same here! I'm not gonna watch it because I feel like a lot of these live-action remakes felt like a copy-paste of the original animated film instead of actually adding something unique. Why would they not allow Pleakley in a dress? He's a freakin' icon!

Was Disney afraid of receiving backlash from conservative folks for having an effeminate character? If they really want to be progressive, they should at least try to push for our beloved drag queen alien to wear a dress.

Can we all agree NOT to make this awful Lilo and Stitch movie successful.

[haru-kuneko]

Well, Rabbit! I love cats. Does that mean I’m sassy, annoying af, vain, thick as ice and gets freaked out by everything?

Oh wait, aren’t cats like predators to rabbits? Lol! You should be afraid of me, bunny man wooooh~!

Anyway, I love the art! It’s so cute! I like how it still captures Rabbit’s dark and whimsical personality ( ^ω^ ).

Why the panda is my favorite animal ?

I forgot to add "Lazy" (>w>;)

Fanart by @melachanart

DO NOT REPOST/STEAL/USE FOR AI PLEASE. Thank you.

[haru-kuneko]

See, kids! This is what happens when you move to America. You get addicted to McDonald's and turn into shapeless blobs. Nah, just kidding lol!

By the way, credit goes to demithedemmeryemmers on Bluesky.