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Springtrap after being set on fire again: Milly Rock the flames away.

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Richie: I can't believe Pennywise is homophobic...

Richie: Now he'll never be my boyfriend.

The Other Losers: What???

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George: I don't speak broke.

Dream, about to tackle George: Well do you speak CHOKE-

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Henry Emily, probably at William Afton: I’m gonna set myself on fire if you don’t stop.

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Eddie: I need an inhaler,,,

Richie: We’re all best friends here.

Eddie: Yeah...

Bev: ...

Bev, turning to Stanley: So how are you feeling, Stanley?

Stanley: I am uncomfortable--

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Bugs: Fake dating au, but we don't fall in love at the end.

Daffy: I mean,,, 👀

Bugs: I meannn......

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William Afton: Strangling children is my favorite pastime.

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Technoblade: I do have a god, and I am it.

TommyInnit: Godchamp.

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Leon: Y’know, Kiyotaka asked me if I had any weapons when I came to school this morning and I said *clicks tongue* my fists.

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Virgil to Patton: Y'all ever just...

Virgil and Patton at the same time: Cry?

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Welcome to Hell :: Introduction

Hi. I’m @lilacmuffins/Lilac and I say probably some of the stupidest shit on the planet, I think. My friends do too and that’s why I originally made this account. I wanted to share the stupidity with others. I go by she/they pronouns (Bigender :>) and I’m bisexual so yeah. Anyone who doesn’t support the LGBTQ+ community can get out cause I don’t want you here. Also Trump supporters. We don’t want you here either. And now that that stuff is out of the way...

This was actually originally a Sanders Sides Incorrect Quotes account. But now? Now it’s gonna be more than Sanders Sides. I’m going to drag every single fandom I’m in into this hellhole. MCYT? Yes. Steven Universe? Definitely. Danganronpa? Absolutely. Andi Mack? Probably at some point. Dude, I have so many fandoms that I’m in and my friends and I say *so much* stupid and funny shit that this blog is never gonna run out of content I can promise you that. Even the kids in my class say funny shit and that’s gonna be here too. 

Might even open this up to submissions at some point but we’ll see. Anyways, here’s how this is gonna go. If anyone has a specific trigger (tw) they want me to tag, let me know. If anyone has any specific content (cw) they want tagged, let me know. I won’t ask any questions or judge at all, I’ll just add it to my personal list and tag it accordingly so you can block the tag. They will look like this: “cw // [thing]” and “tw // [thing]”. Make sense? Good. Also, I try my best to tag swearing and it is under cw!

Since my friends are funny I’m gonna make tags for their names if they said the thing in the post. 

So yeah if you like to read quotes said by a specific person, you’d be able to read that. I’ll also be leaving the dates the things were said in the tags so if you want a specific date you can find that. Times only if it’s important to the funniness and stupidity of the quote. Also I might not have specific dates and only months but irrelevant.

Ex:

Person A- Haha *Joke*

Person B- Yes and consider *Better Joke*

[Tags: person a, person b, mm.dd.yy, XX:XXam, other tags here]

That’s pretty much it! Hope you find us funny-

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List of common tags (other than tw/cw tags) can be found here.