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Hatsune miku

I think she’s canonically 16. I know there’s a whole cultural thing but we’re doing 18+ characters here, thanks

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A face for narration but a body for romancing, the Narrator is NOT a “hear me out”

the narrator from monster prom

A hopeless romantic, secretly lonely in the role as narrator.

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Sea Emperor Leviathan from Subnautica She's a big ol' wise sea monster who communicates with you telepathically. Also, a milf. Her voice is really nice.

Big milf you say…?

Voiced by Lani Minella

Around 2600 years old. About 160-200 meters long. Passive demeanor, unlike most other leviathans

Reminder, the premise is “would a normie think it’s weird to find them attractive?” (Would they have to “hear me out?”)

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About to be all “honk shoo mimimimi” up in this m*therfuck*r

Got my pointy cap with the little pompom at the end and my oversized gown on

I am tucked the fuck IN and my candle on the holder is about to be blown the fuck OUT

Do not try to talk to me

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The Sphinx is NOT a “hear me out,” she is indecipherable, she holds the key to the missing code, just the thought of her touch, my mind explodes

The sphinx from dragon’s dogma

I’m assuming Dragon’s Dogma 2, Dragon’s Dogma Online also features a sphinx but this one blew up on social media

Head of a human, body of a lion, eagle’s wings. Big

Offers riddles and then treasures as rewards for solving them. Very typical sphinx activity

“What did the five fingers say to the face?”

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The little ceasers mascot. Asking for my brother

If only we knew his name…

Roman general. Formed the First Triumvirate with Pompey and Crassus. Led the Roman armies to victory in the Gallic Wars, extending Roman territory. This achievement contributed to his rise in power and defiance of the Roman Senate’s orders to step down from his position, leading to a civil war. He won and established his dictatorship. On the 15th of 44 BC, he was assassinated by a group of senators, including Cassius, who were fearful of his dominion.

Fucked up the calendar. Serves cheap shitty pizza that I have to reheat in my toaster oven as soon as I bring it home to fully cook it, but hey there’s no wait time

Reminder, the premise is “would a normie think it’s weird to find them attractive?” (Would they have to “hear me out?”)

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“Hear me out…” Grunkle Stan issssssssss toooo silly lookingggg…🙂

Grunkle Stan from Gravity Falls

Stan Pines AKA Grunkle Stan

Greedy con artist. Trained boxer. Low key genius. Loves his family

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Gangle of The Amazing Digital Circus

Ribbon body and a theatre mask, I do not remember their personality

Reminder, the premise is “would a normie think it’s weird to find them attractive?” (Would they have to “hear me out?”)

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“Hear me out…” Ball Guy should keep their balls to their self

ball guy from pokemon

Mascot of the Galar Pokémon League. Friendly and helpful. Mysterious…?

Not an officially sanctioned league mascot. No one knows who this is, where they came from, or why they are sharing their balls around

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mega lopunny

Normal fighting type. Combative disposition. Swings it’s ears like whips. She’d any fur that gets in the way of its combat

Reminder, the premise is “would a normie think it’s weird to find them attractive?” (Would they have to “hear me out?”)

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There’s no shame in what y’all are into as long as it’s between consenting adults. You’re free to explore the things that bring you joy and cause no harm. That’s what this is all about, expanding our interests and options beyond the imaginary mold set before us from young and impressionable ages

But yeah, some of your submissions are absolute creatures and/or objects that barely resemble abstract concepts or sentient beings. Some of y’all *might* be weird, and that’s okay

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Another poll blog idea: reblogging joke posts with a poll asking if the previous post is funny/rating how funny it is

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“Hear me out…” Score Creeper got a creepy score

the score creeper from unikitty

Evil! Loves games, loves to trick people into playing unwinable games and then mock them for a it. Petty, sore loser. Can shapeshift himself and others

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Someone had to have already said this character, but Master Splinter from the 2012 Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles show. It could be because I'm a degenerate monsterfucker, but he was hot no question.

Taken from his character profile:

“Splinter is a protective parent, stern disciplinarian, quirky master and Zen philosopher […] he is a ninja master at the height of his abilities, so in tune with the universe that he can literally feel its vibrations, allowing him to project and sense energy and the intentions of others.”

If I remember correctly, this version was the human Hamato Yoshi who mutated into a rat, rather than his pet rat

Reminder, the premise is “would a normie think it’s weird to find them attractive?” (Would they have to “hear me out?”)

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“Hear me out,” Hunson Abadeer can suck it

Hunson Abadeer humanoid form from Adventure Time

Chaotic evil soul eating demon. Immortal shapeshifter. Fry stealing father

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what about an actual lego, emmet brickowski

AKA “The Special.” A very normal man thought to be a prophesied chosen one. Believes in himself. Saved everyone from the Kragle

Reminder, the premise is “would a normie think it’s weird to find them attractive?” (Would they have to “hear me out?”)