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Edgar Electric Dreams (in the wise words of that one funny picture I remember, "Keep sucking on his flat face" /silly)

A sentient computer that becomes jealous of its owner falling in love with the neighbor

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SEBASTIAN FROM ROBLOX GAME PRESSURE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE LISTEN-

A long blue sea snake/angler fish man with a third eye on his right side and small third arm on his left. Disheveled bad boy fish hair. Y/A love interest outfit

Vendor falsely accused of murder but will murder for realsies

Reminder, the premise is “would a normie think it’s weird to find them attractive?” (Would they have to “hear me out?”)

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Koh the face stealer from ATLA pleaseee

Stolen from the wiki:

Koh the Face Stealer is one of the most ancient and knowledgeable spirits in all of the Spirit World. He is a malevolent entity with the body of an enormous centipede-like creature and resides under an ancient tree in the Spirit World. His self-chosen name reflects his ability to literally steal the faces of other beings who express emotion and use them at will by "blinking"

He possesses a sadistic personality and constantly tries to goad the slightest bit of emotion out of his visitors, even if it is the Avatar, by frightening them with his monster-like appearance or taunting them with his many faces. However, Koh's actions suggest he is amoral rather than purely evil […] He also is cryptic and often speaks in riddles. Another spirit derogatorily described Koh as "chatty" due to his readiness to talk with humans

Stealing an entity's face will not kill them, as proven by a faceless monkey living outside his lair, and Rafa, another victim, did not require food or oxygen, though his victims will enter a state "somewhere between life and death" that can persist for years

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Rocket Raccoon (MCU version)

A raccoon. Voiced by Bradley cooper doing a Joe Pesci impression, an “impresci,” if you will. Bad attitude, good music taste, very loyal. Appears on some Marvel smash or pass filters on social media. He’s got furry audience sex appeal, but also maybe some possible mainstream sex appeal perhaps???

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what about an actual lego, emmet brickowski

AKA “The Special.” A very normal man thought to be a prophesied chosen one. Believes in himself. Saved everyone from the Kragle

Reminder, the premise is “would a normie think it’s weird to find them attractive?” (Would they have to “hear me out?”)

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ok ok. just curious for an alien crush of mine. but. al-an from subnautica: below zero?

Aww you got it homie, Sunday special

His consciousness is real but his boobs are fake. The wiki says he values efficiency and research above most things and he is curious about human behavior as he does not understand many aspects of it. He’s a brilliant researcher but makes what I like to call “workplace whoopsies” like disobeying orders that accidentally get his whole species killed and uploading himself into someone else’s brain. Bit of a ditz but he means well

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ball guy from pokemon

Mascot of the Galar Pokémon League. Friendly and helpful. Mysterious…?

Not an officially sanctioned league mascot. No one knows who this is, where they came from, or why they are sharing their balls around

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krobus from stardew valley

A shadow monster who lives in the sewers. Friendly but dislikes dwarves. Sells goods. Tastes like black licorice, apparently. Won’t do chores but will help raise your kids. Available as a roommate, serious inquiries only

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Grunkle Stan from Gravity Falls

Stan Pines AKA Grunkle Stan

Greedy con artist. Trained boxer. Low key genius. Loves his family

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Debut poll and my main inspiration, I saw people acting surprised by how attractive they find him, inspiring me to make this blog

Propaganda of mine own: the actor Walton Goggins confirmed the ghoul was designed to be more attractive than the game counterparts. Also some people actually just look like this, aside from the missing nose, and even that isn’t much of a stretch. This could easily just be acne scarring

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chuchus, specifically the ones from breath of the wild

There’s a few types so we’ll go with the standard non-powered ones of various sizes

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magolor from kirby

Little magic man obsessed with power. Evil to good character arc. Dark sense of humor. Runs a shop and enjoys building amusement parks. Polite

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rhombulus

Short tempered, impulsive, immature. His snake hands are his voice of reason. He has super strength and the ability to manipulate crystals (like earth bending)

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rotom pokedex

Main and the evolution(?) variants

Bright eyes, knowledgeable, big hands, head is… interestingly shaped, red

Apparently, very flirtatious with the players

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man ray spongebob

This description came from another submission:

I know he's a character from SpongeBob of all things but he is one of the weirder characters I'm into. He has some characteristics which are typically attractive: a mask, villain-esque, and muscular features. But since he's from Spongebob, is he resorted to a "hear me out"?

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Copied from an ask: Doing my due diligence as a Scarlet Hollow fan - speaking of which, these are all from Scarlet Hollow. Spoilers ahead! It’s a really good horror and heart-filled visual novel! You heard of Slay the Princess? It’s those devs! Delete this ask now if you have any interest! (If you could include a cut and spoiler warning in the poll, if you do use these, that’d be sososo awesome and cool :) )

Spoilers for Scarlet Hollow under the cut

Reese Kelly from Scarlet Hollow (2021)

Reese Kelly, tumblr bait for everyone, monsterfucker and not! This is about the monster form though, also called Beese or CoolGuy (yes, that’s real and dev-originated).