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I know nothing about music, but I think this is one of the best songs I've ever heard. How this starts as any other song and every "round" (don't know the music term) a instrument is added, until you reach the end and the voices appear. This is how epic sounds like.
I remember playing the game for the first and only time, as I borrowed it from a friend. When I entered the last castle, the music was only a couple of instruments, very very low sound, but, each time you defeated a mini boss, the sound got louder and they added instruments, until you got full orchestra. Maximun epicness on your way to defeat the final boss.
Then, I was able to get the BSO on CD from the official shop thanks to the old Nintendo points before they took them and change them for the current ones and, damn the feelings when I heard the orchestrated version I posted.
BTW, the game was nice. I felt if was too easy because you can buy weapons from the shop since the begining and, well, saving was too easy, too, so... But the idea, I loved it: the characters, the idea of how much a person would do to save their people. I would love to play it again, but it cost a fortune now...
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The spelling and grammar is checked on this one, I think. If not, I'll do when my brain is in a mood of doing those kind of things.
As always, enjoy this chapter. <3
CHAPTER 3
Classes were not really boring, but that was the teacher though when she saw both brothers yawing in her literature class, which was weird, as she knew at least Vergil loved it.
âSorry, teacher âDante apologised when she caught him almost sleptâ. We took a little cleaning job last night to help our mum and we didnât sleep much. But I did the poetry assignment.
The teacher seemed to believe him and, after a little warning, she continued with her lessons.
The thing was, it was not false, but not the whole truth either. Some nights ago, while patrolling, they found a man having problems with some other men and, when the brothers approached to take a look, they realised the men were really demons and killed them. The man thanked them:
âI owe you my life, I thought I was done for and I already pictured my daughters without a father. What can I do to repay you? I suppose I could share part of the reward with you fellow mercenaries.
The boys looked at each other and then back to the man, questioning.
âWe are not mercenaries âVergil said then.
âBut we donât mind if you want to share that money, thoughâ Dante added, joking.
The man looked at both of them, confused.
âArenât you mercenaries, too? âThe twins didnât answer, and the man took it as a no after seeing their confused expressionsâ. I mistook you for some, as you are carrying those big weaponsâŚ
âWe do this for fun âDante said.
âWe just donât like monster âVergil finished.
The man did not said anything for a while, pensive, until he spoke again.
âI know you just said you do this because you donât like monsters, but I think a reward could be a good motive too, and I have a job I canât do aloneâŚ
Neither of them could believe a random man they just helped was asking them to help him with a mercenary job, but they looked at each other like asking the other what to do.
âThereâs this mafia boss who is gaining power on the south part of the city andâŚ
âWe donât kill that kind of monster âVergil said them, cutting the man mid sentence.
âWait, I havenât finished yet. He is gaining power, fast. Everyone who tried to stop him lose against their men and the people who survived said they were like zombies: they didnât fall when shoot and they sucked people corpses dry. Is that enough monster to you?
âYeah, that sound more like the ones we donât like âDante said with a huge grin while Vergil nodded, smiling too.
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The man, who introduced himself as Grue, was a mercenary from the next city who, after becoming a widower with three underage girls, could not find any other thing and ended doing any dirty job to keep their girls feed and under a roof. He had been looking for some partners to do this job, but no-one wanted to be zombie food.
âThe bounty for this job is huge âGrue told the twinsâ. If we get it, even sharing, I could have enough to take care of my girls for a while.
The story was an incentive for Vergil and Dante, even more after making sure it was all true and the girls really existed and it was not all a charade to convince them, but, after thinking about it, the idea of start saving after realising her mother had less money each passing day, was what make close the deal with the man.
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âReady for the mission, Tony, Gilver? âGrue asked the twins the night of the mission. They told the man false names, and he knew it, but it was their right to do so.
âOh, no, I forgot to do that poetry assignment âDante saidâ Can I copy yours when we get back?
âAre you joking? Itâs about your own interpretation, you canât write the same as me.
Grue looked at them, first confused, the horrified, and the brothers realised it.
âAny problem? âVergil asked.
âH-how old are you? âHis voice was trembling.
Then, Vergil looked at Dante with a murderous expression and Dante smiled nervous; he had discovered they were high schoolers, or, at least, students.
âWe are old enough to be able to get a job without our parents consent âVergil said, finishing the conversation as he make Dante a signal; he had seen their target.
A car arrived and they saw some men get out of it; the last one was the boss, and their target. They looked at all the men who surrounded him and realised they were not zombies, but demons, or at least, possessed humans; of course normal weapons could not harm them.
âWe will take care of the monsters âVergil said while Dante and him got ready to attackâ. You go get the boss; you need him alive, donât you?
âWe will get him ready for you to just pick him up âDante added with a playful smile.
And they left so fast Grue could not stop them. Horrified knowing they were just overgrown kids, he went after them, but he only saw how the boys sliced everything that attacked them on their way to the building, dodging attacks and bullets. Perplexed, he realised the only thing he could do was following the plan. He run after them into the building, but he only found some monstrous corpses or pieces of clothing full of sand on the ground, full of firearms and cartridges shells lying around them. When he arrived were his target was, he found him surrounded by the same corpses, but alone; the boys were no-where to be found.
The man, terrified, left with Grue without putting up resistance, and Vergil and Dante, who were outside, watching Grue and the boss leave, waited until Grue delivered him to his contractor and appeared again when all calmed and the man was alone.
âThat was reckless, you could be killed! âGrue saidâ. But thanks to you I got the bounty. They will pay me in a couple of days; Iâll keep my promise and Iâll give your share.
The three of them agreed to meet days later and went their own ways. Maybe, they though, they could cooperate again, if more monster appeared.
The twins went back home and Dante sighed loudly.
âI suppose Iâll be up all night finishing that poetry assignment, right?
âYes, youâll be âVergil answered serious; he was not going to leat his brother copy his homework.
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I tried Sonic Unleashed and Shadow the Hedgehog games on a PS2 emulator because they seemed to have good stories, but, man, the controls are bad, and I dropped both.
I liked Unleashed, having platforming and speed by day and hack and slash by night was a great idea. What wasn't a great idea were the loading and save screens over and over again after 2 minutes cutscenes and the cute little character who I hate with all my soul and just don't shut up. Werehog Sonic is not my thing, but i can see the appeal.
Shadow's game is silly, in a fun and enjoyable way. Shadow is amnesic, don't know why yet, this demon thing appears, says "work for me" and then you do whatever you want. And, whatever you do, you have character running around you, talking. No one shut the fuck up here, neither. Omega, baby, you are the only one who can talk to me, you are allowed. The made Shadow stupid, BTW. He found Shadowbots and he though he was one, like, that universe is super advance, you can go and make a X-ray check up or some blood text. (LOL) I got stuck in that level, because my aim sucks, I read you have to pass the game a ton of times to get the real ending, and I'm not that aptient, so I gave up on him.
Before that, I made this screeshoot as I saw him and I though about the Umbrna Armor from Bayonetta 2.

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I watched the new Predator movie, Killer of Killers. I have to say I though it was going to be a series and, in each chapter, one Predator, or the same, was traveling and fighting diferent people in different ages, but it was a movie. A movie with chapter.
I'm not going to write about what I liked or not or what I think about the movie in general, but I want to say somethings:
First, mama Bear: how I love powerfull buffed ladies. She protects, she attacks, she cuts you body in half.
Second, I loved how they used their OG language. I don't know ancient viking, but I understand a bit of japanese, enough to understand the brothers' relationship. Well, at least know I know how is the oldest and who is the smallest. Shouting "pendejo" being a latino character is always a must, it seems, and I love it.
Third, the pilot guy is a Force sensitive person: he feels the machines and know almost inmediatly how to use them. First Anakin, then Rey, now him. That, or he is a tecknomancer.
Last, this yautjia warlord looks different from the others: when they found a worthy human, they gave them gifts and even marked them as warriors, but this guy seems like a collector, like the guy from Guardians of the Galaxy, putting alive being in tubes.
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After finishing Sonic games, I decided to try random games I had in my Steam library, and one, well, two of them were Skator Gator.
Both games are platforms games, but diferent styles
The first one is one of those running games the character runs and you have to just jump and duck. It's cool because it has a little story: the gator lives in his swamp, a greedy corporate or something want to make a golf course onn it, and he has to skate through the pipes to defeat him. You can collect eggs in each course and get skins, each one with a funney game. It starts easy and the difficult increases. It's fun, but not my kind of game.
The seconds, the Gator is happy in his swamp, he owns the deed. One day he gets a surprise gift and is a new super skate. But the skate is really a evil robogator and steals the deeds. This game is in 3D and looks more like modern platform games; it has even big boss fights.
What I loved about the second game was the cutscenes are full dragon and the gator, called Greenjamin, is adorable.


The games are very short, I finished the second one in one hour, but you can play many hour more if you want to complete the skins and other collectibles.
The good thing is both games are super cheap, so I really recommend them
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I couple of day ago we met with my mom's friend, she told me why don't I look for work as an artist and I've been thinking about that shit since that day.
(This is a personal post, you can skip it if you want).
I don't know how to explain people that my drawing skills ar NOT good and it is imposible for me to get not even a job, but money, from the things I draw. Like, I've been trying, uploading comics, art, and other artistic things, to patreon and ko-fi, and the only person following me is a friend.
I don't know how to explain them that there are hundred of people only in my country better than me, and they are jobless, too, and, if they are not, is because they work for people or companies outside.
They think I'm wasting my habilities, when I'm just wasting my time, and they even make me feel bad for not looking for an art job. How to tell them all my art student friends are jobless or, luckyly for some of them, in a shitty job that make them live another month?
I'm sure this same people watch AI drawings as cool future or something. This makes me so depressed...
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I was listening to Wicked OST and things happened.
I should stop reading Sonadow stuffs, I feel this is so out of characters I feel ashamed of myself for drawing it (LOL)
Sorry I can't draw Sonic characters doing things yet.
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About the RE9 trailer
I saw the trailer, I've been reading people's comment on it, and none of them though about the last seconds when we heard chains and a female zombie figure appears? No-one though about Lisa Trevor but me? If I remember correctly, you never kill her on RE remake, she just throws herself into a pit, and she is supposed to have regenerative powers. Can you imagine picking her like 30 years later???
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Now I have finished my Sonic journey, and before leaving the fandom wherever my autistic brain wants to take me, I need to write about my first real Sonic experience, related to this screeshoot from Sonic Adventure.
I played one Sonic game when I was very little, in the Sega Saturn I think, but I didn't conect with the game, I've always been a Nintendo user, and I hated platform games with all my heart, so yeah, no Sonic from me.
After a ton of years, I asked my best friend, who I share my Steam account with, which Sonic game should I try as they love Sonic. They told me Adventure and I tried it. Of course I failed miserably and left all Sonic games behind until a couple of months ago.
The thing about this screeshoot is, the first time I played, I asked myself why the heck was Sonic sleeping on a deck chair in front of a pool. The game never answered me. Then, when I started playing from the first game, I discovered the little guy is canon homeless, does whatever he feels like doing and goes wherever he feels like going. That moment I realized the fucker just crashed on a deck chair in front of a luxury hotel pool because why not!!! The moment I realized he doesn't give a fuck (LOL).
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I started, and finished, Sonic Forces in one day (5,7 hours my Steam account says). I spent like 35 min of those hours only defeating the last boss.
I have mixed feeling with this game. I like the gameplay, it was like Generations, and I love classic Sonic 2D and modern Sonic 3D. I really loved avatar's grapping hook, it made my think of Nero's devil bringer/devil breaker. I really, really liked you didn't really die, but you start again and again and, the more you fail, less points you get; that means you can finish the game even if you are a bad player like me. The weapon use was a bit tricky at first, whit all the wisps compatibility, and I'm sure I picked the wrong one to fight the final boss, and that's why I lost so many times; it makes me sad the wisps are still on jars; they could put them out.
The music was great. The first time Sonic and avatar run together and "Fist Bump" starts playing (yeah, I looked for the name of the song) was so epic I didn't know what was happening, but I felt I could do anything. So sad we don't have a orchestrated one, because the music alone sound soooo good. And all Sonic main themes are so possitive, they make me feel jealouse of him (LOL).
The avatar customization looked OK, perfect to make yourself a self insert (a persona? not sure about the English term). I made a raven. I called her Pipa, even if you couldn't name it on game, and put her a male body because I didn't like the female one, so I guess she is trans. She is always sad and deppresed, and can fly, so I understand her.
The negative part, I feel it could have been much more: you have Eggman conquer the world, with a resistance, and you only use both Sonic and the avatar as playable characters while the other ten look? I think they could have different character doing different things, like Rouge doing some spying on site, Knuckles and Amy helping people, or Shadow and Omega doing their stuff. I mean, look at all the characters going around doing nothing. Damn, Silver has telekinesis, Shadow has Chaos Control, and Spio is a ninja AND a chameleon who can made himself invisible, they are totally wasted.

Another thing is the bad guys. I never saw Eggman commiting a genocide to conquer the world, before or after; I always though he wanted to conquest the world and have people under him, not wipe all existence. Maybe he only wanted to destroy the animaloid? We don't see humans in all the planet, even if we see in games before, like Adventures, Shadow and '06.
Having old enemies as main bosses was cheap, but I gave thanks when I realized I didn't have to fight Shadow, because I would have rage quit, damn, how I hate his boss battle (LOL). And about Infinite, I don't know if I missed something, but the guy just appears, he says he is all powerfull, I defeat him, he dissapears; no backstory, no motives? At lest I know Eggman motives are conquering the world, but this guy, I didn't get it, so I suppose I'll forget him soon.
There was a Shadow DLC too, and I expected some kind of background story or Shadow point of view of the war, but they were only three stupid chapters of Shadow going around doing nothing and Infinite saying he needed more power, but nothing that gave me answers, so I felt they were a waste of time. Playing with Shadow is always cool, though, as I love how he moves in his air shoes.
At last one thing, the voice acting was in my language and it was awesome.
It's a shame, but this is the last game my friend lend me in their Steam account, so this is the end of my Sonic journey. It has been wild, and my hand hurt so bad from pressing buttons too hard.

See ya later, buddy!
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It looked funnier in my brain.
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"Autism is a spectrum!" yeah and it looks like this
#autism#shadow the hedgehog#knuckles the echidna#sonic the hedgehog#meme#miles tails prower#tails the fox#I'm between âdon't touch meâ Shadow and âI don't undertand social clues#double meaning nor puns" Knuckles. And I have my own ADHD best friend#too. (LOL)
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This one is short, but this time I checked the spelling before uploading it.
As always, enjoy.
CHAPTER 2
Dante and Vergil were patrolling the neighbourhood, jumping from roof to roof, dresses in more casual clothes and carrying their large swords. Dante was carrying Rebellion, a longsword, on his back, and Vergil, Yamato, a katana, on his hand; both were given by their father to them, and they used them with pride.
They usually patrolled the city from time to time if they heard about a weird accident which could be related to demons to get rid of them, but, since a couple of months before, many low level ones had been appearing around their neighbourhood and it was starting to get suspicious and annoying.
-I like guns -Dante said to his brother while standing on a roof-, but they canât stand my power nor physical strength, and they broke so easilyâŚ
-Why use guns when you can do the same without them? -Vergil asked while creating a small sword with magic and throwing it without touching.
-Guns make me look cool, and I can make poses, too.
Dante made a pose as he was holding guns on his hands and Vergil laughed at his brother silliness.
-Still not interested -Vergil added, and Dante grunted, unamused.
Then, in that moment, someone appeared in the street and saw them running.
-Look, itâs the little lady -Dante said-. Whatâs she doing at this hour?
-I think she is... jogging? -Vergil answered. He saw she was wearing shorts, a T shirt and sneakers; she was trotting and her breathing was steady.
-Iâm worried -Dante said then-. Maybe one of us should follow herâŚ
-Ok by me. Itâs your idea, you do it.
-What!? No!
But, In the end, he could not do anything but agree.
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Mary went jogging every other day. She liked doing it at night, when no-one would molest her, as she only crossed other joggers or neighbours walking their dogs. She usually made a couple of rounds and went straight home.
That night, she was around half her usual course, enjoying the calm, when she heard a grunt. She knew people walked their dogs around that hour, so she was not bothered by it, not until she saw a big and weird dog in front of her, looking her way, with a menacing look.
âThat doesnât like like any of the neighboursâ dogsâ she though, worried. Maybe it was a feral dog, and she knew they could be dangerous. She though about a way to get away from the animal; running did not look like an option, nor was defending herself.
Dante was watching the scene from a nearby roof and was thinking about what to do. That looked like a demon hound, and that meant the hunter was somewhere near. He did not want to be seen, but the little lady was in danger. He thought about throwing Rebellion, hoping not to miss not hurting the girl, and he wished he had guns. He was getting ready to jump in front of the girl when he say her pick a branch that was laying around, maybe from an early trimming, and defend herself. Of course, the hound bit the branch, but the she pushed so the hound could not close its mouth. The hound was stronger, though, and was able to break the branch in two. The girl felt and the hound went after her feet. That was when Dante ran and saw how she, the moment the hound bite her feet, took the broken branch and stabbed the houndâs head. The hound let the foot go, but part of the shoe got stuck on its teeth. The girl stood up and ran away without looking back.
Dante was impressed. He was ready to jump just in from of the girl when he say her stab the branch on the hound and he stopped in awe. Once he saw the girl disappear, he got close to the animal. It was hurt and whining, and Dante just stabbed it head with his sword. The demon dog died and his body became sand. Then, Dante jumped back to the roof and decided to follow the girl until she arrived home safely.
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When Mary arrived home, she went straight to her mother and told her what happened. Kalina, worried, took her girl to the hospital. Dante, who was outside listening in the dark, left them as soon as mother and daughter left in a car.
Minutes later, Vergil reunited with his brother and Dante told him about what happened.
-I didnât encounter any hunter demon -Vergil said-. Maybe it was a stray.
Thinking that the hound must have entered the human world alone, and after Vergil told his brother everything was calm, they decided it was time to go back home.
What they did not know was that, in the place where the girl was attacked, a demon surrounded by a couple of hounds, had found a piece of a bitten shoe.
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#devil may cry#dante devil may cry#vergil devil may cry#au#alternate universe#fanfic#lady#lady devil may cry
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This is a personal post, so you can skip it, but I wanted to write it anyway.
I just lost my job, the place closed. Don't be sad for me, as I was thinking about leaving because the job was too demanding and they didn't want to get more workers (like we each of us did the work of 2 or 3 people).
The thing is, I started playing Sonic games at the same time I started to feel very bad at work, for the only reason, appart for being one of my best friend's favourite games, because they were gifting Sonic cups with the kids menu (LOL), and I have to say I never though Sonic would make me don't lose my mind.
You don't know, ot maybe you do, how nice was to came from work, over extresed because they asked you to do thing you are not really trained to do, and see the little guy be silly and happy with his friends, how they really love each other in their own way. See how people write their own stories, and their shipping. And how I post my thoughs and screeshots and even random people answer me with their nice opinions, ideas and what their like, too; all of these game my life and kept me sane these past months.
I'm thinking about spending some time without working to get my autistic brain some break (I have a psychiatrist appointment soon to help me), and try to get back to writing and drawing more seriously. I want to keep writing my DMC fanfics and I had an idea for a little cute Sonic and friends comic I would like to draw, too (once I get to draw them in I way I like and I don't feel they are deformed), and I want to continue my original comic i started just before i started working and I almost left on hiatus.
I'm so happy I have some followers here who interact why me, it makes me want to continue doing my silly stories and comments on the things I play, watch and read. And, if you are reading this, you can recomend me things you like and you think I could like, too, as I'm usually behind the times and I play and read stuff like 3 or more years later. Watch, I usually am on time if I get to know the thing exist the moment it aired.
This is all for today, see you around.
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I moved from Sonic Karts All Stars Racing to Tranformed and I can't believe they took Shadow's bike and gave him a stupid GUN tank.


Look at my boy Knuckles being number one again, I love him.
#sonic#sega#sonic and sega all stars racing#sonic the hedgehog#knuckles#knuckles the echidna#shadow#shadow the hedgehog#videogame#screenshots
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He is trying so hard, I love him. My favourite is super Knuckles and his awesome U-turn, but Shadow just makes me laught when he is wrapped like this. I loved Joke's design in the comic, too. I'm even thinking about buying the comic, as I read there are only 5 issues. Maybe when they put them in a full volume.
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I played Sonic Karts All Stars Racing and of course my big boy won. Look at him, he knows he could beat Sonic.
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