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Agree 100%

tho im on team full poly vees (as in all 3 of them dating each other) i really do get making vox the hinge (separetely dating the two) bc truly velvette and valentino are too impatient/hot-headed to talk the other down when theyre being insane like vox is able to. both staticmoth and staticdoll would work long term without the third but valxvel(sighs dollmoth or mothdoll. i dislike both names) would work when things are good! and absolutely fall apart under stress. yes they all fuck nasty yes val and vette have fun together but when either of them need someone to deal with their shit that someone is vox. and then no one really talks vox out of his insane shit. thats why hes like that.

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Fucking hilarious and whimsical

It's always a risk to share a civil moment with your rival in Hell—a realm built on the invigorating power of song may decide, independent of your opinion, that what you need to resolve your differences is a tender musical number, and it rarely takes no for an answer.

Good thing Alastor and Vox both love exploiting loopholes!

or: radiostatic week day 3, dancing. in which there are copious amounts of plants, hell is a diegetic musical, and alastor crashes staticmoth date night, because he's terrible

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This is beautiful!

they’re in a queer platonic relationship me thinks

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The quote about the hemorrhoids though 💀😂😂

i want to share with you some of my favourite graffiti from Pompeii

“Weep, you girls. My penis has given you up. Now it penetrates men’s behinds. Goodbye, wondrous femininity!“ 

“Amplicatus, I know that Icarus is buggering you. Salvius wrote this.“ 

“We two dear men, friends forever, were here. If you want to know our names, they are Gaius and Aulus.“

“Floronius, privileged soldier of the 7th legion, was here. The women did not know of his presence. Only six women came to know, too few for such a stallion.“

“On April 19th, I made bread.“

“ I have buggered men.“

“If anyone does not believe in Venus, they should gaze at my girlfriend.“

“It took 640 paces to walk back and forth between here and there ten times.“

“Chie, I hope your hemorrhoids rub together so much that they hurt worse than when they every have before!“

“Epaphra is not good at ball games.”

“Two friends were here.  While they were, they had bad service in every way from a guy named Epaphroditus.  They threw him out and spent 105 and half sestertii most agreeably on whores.“

“Secundus likes to screw boys.“

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I applaude this take because I also crave more equilibrium between all the people!

Evil yet loveable found family will never not be a mood and staticmoth can always coexist peacefully next to other pairings.

(It also makes the crafted worlds a richer place because it hints at a greater "world" beyond just the scenes we get to read about)

Fun Fact: 50% of the reason that Valentino and Velvette both get to live in Once Bitten, Back For More is that I want more radiostatic fics out in the world that aren't "Valentino is the bad guy and Alastor is the good guy"-flavored and thus refuse to break up staticmoth in any of my radiostatic stuff. The other 50% is because I love them and it would have made me sad. unu

(Disclaimer: Have totally read "Valentino is the bad guy and Alastor is the good guy" style fics, no shade to them, I just love both radiostatic and staticmoth.)

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*picks up the slimy phone and wallet with two fingers*

"Velvette, I believe this is from one of yours...."

Rosie and Alastor:

When Alastor was eating the loan sharks in episode 5, he ate them whole. Including their clothes and whatever else they had on their person.

Does Alastor have the strongest digestive system known to demonkind, or does he routinely hack out a whole ass wallet or a gun like a fucked up hairball?

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This chapter .... *crab hands* *clack clack*

Chapter five of Once Bitten, Back For More is here! :) Patience? Never met her!

First kiss! Super cute!

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I know "60s housewives who invented slash fanfiction" has taken on a life of its own as a phrase, but Kirk/Spock didn't really exist until the 70s and THOSE WOMEN HAD JOBS. They were teachers and librarians and bookkeepers and scientists and they damn well spent their own money going to conventions, printing zines, buying fanart and making fandom happen. Put some respect on their names.

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Well crafted psychological horror.

My skin is crawling

The one in which radio isn't as dead as everyone was led to believe, Vox is an irresponsible pet owner, and Alastor gets attic wife'd.

radiostatic week day two, sharing a meal—in the loosest possible sense of the term :) mind the tags!

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Try on another day with another vibe and I feel incredibly clocked all of a sudden 😂

Relationship goals, honestly.

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19 for ask game meme?

Ohoho! *rubs grubby paws*

This might be a little bit of an odd one, but bear with me.

So my background is in IT, and during my schooling we unsurprisingly had to write essays about various topics. Those topics were, unsurprisingly, sometimes only loosely connected to what would count as "IT". Among which was telecommunications. The essays I had to write on that were long, contrived, technical in ways I don't even want to think about anymore (or maybe I do but that's because I'm a masochistic degnereate, lol) and most of all: I was in absolute agony researching them. It were those kinds of essays that had to meet a certain word count and hit certain key points.... you know... The most unimaginable shit any teacher could possibly come up with.

But ob boy, did it make me AWARE of what radio waves are and how much shit actually works via those... which is 100%... the answer is 100% of all our modern technology runs off of that shit.

I think you can guess where I'm going with this...

Did you know that the most modern types of frequency bands we have managed to harness for our convenience are ALSO very short? At least for home applications.. So if you buy a router that boasts 60 GHz tech, it's going to work within about 10ft (3m) of unobstructed space and then the signal just farts out of existence because the wavelenght is SO SHORT. This is also the reason why 5G technology is such a big fucking deal and it has been one of the biggest innovations in that field since at least the early 2000s (if not earlier) because it is true fast broadband that is affordable for the average consumer.

The nature of how all of this stuff works is inherently fascinating.

And even though when I had to write those essays back in the day, my partner had to actively stop me from trying to chew my fingers into bloody nubs, I nevertheless had some fun recently revisiting those previously written words for reasons I will elaborate upon shortly:

Which brings me neatly to our favourite strawberry pimp! Alastor.

Seriously, NOBODY is talking about how this guy should be frequency manipulation GOD. Probably because this is kinda very niche and technical and I wouldn't expect anyone to actually sink that much though into a fictional OC character back in 2005-2010 (I only thought about that stuff because I was forced to, after all, lol).

Injecting this very real and technical mumbo jumbo with some hellish magic and you have the perfect vehicle for a whole range of cool things that could be achieved.

Including, but not limited to:

-Control computers and any device that allows inputs via radio waves. Imitating yourself as a human interface device (bluetooth/2.4GHz/5GHz wifi/etc.) so you could type and use the mouse cursor with your mind? Yes. Flipping channels on a tv without a remote like that one kid in the X-Men movie? Yes, that. Sending and recieving text and/or voice messages on your phone without having to hold it in your hands? VERY Yes. Also: VERY on brand for this magnificent bastard.

-Attack people with the various ways our squishy and inadequate nervous system runs off of electrical impulses. For example: You can make people's hearts beat unevenly if you attack the (roughly) 10 Hz range. You can also give people something akin to barotrauma using something similar only attacking certain parts of the lungs...

So when people on social media go: Oh Alastor is sooo evil and Charlie is being manipulated because she doesn't see it.... Nononono, bitches. YOU don't understand. The man is actively shying away from all the really hideous and sadistic shit. Almost all of which would be 100% invisible to Charlie. Imagine the loan sharks instead of getting ripped appart by eldritch tentacles and a giant monster man, they just....dropped because their hearts had stopped beating. Or they lost all sense of self and wandered off because they forgot what they came here for. Charlie would go: "Huh. Weird, but ok. Conflict avoided."

Of course, Alastor could probably also do something like liquify someone's eyeballs by spiking a high frequency pulse towards that and then laugh at them until they grow new ones... but that would be telling.

So whenever someone tries to pull bullshit on you like that: you pull out the frequency manipulation and how Alastor is decidedly not doing all that.

You can basically win stupid prizes by playing stupid games. Hooray!

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Brainrot, for real. Just write what springs to mind! It's best not to dwell on something you want to squeeze out of your brain by force. It's never gonna work...

Trust me, I've tried!

Would love to read that Lucifer idea in any case!

Me: Guess what, it's radiostatic week!

My brain: Oh neat!

Me: We should write about Alastor and Vox. We like those two, remember?

My brain:

My brain:

My brain: Okay, I hear you, but I think you should take this Lucifer idea? There ya go. What were we just talking about?

Me: But-

My brain: Hey, wanna listen to the same two lines of a song for the next four and a half hours?

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After a tedious and frustrating day, Alastor wanders into an electronics shop and stumbles upon the most fascinating sinner he's ever seen. What in the world is a television?

or: it's 1958 and love at first sight! or, uh—mutual obsession at first sight, but really what's the difference

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excuse me while I go SAVE THE WORLD I CRAFTED TO BE FUCKED AF bwhahahahaha

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Fuckass bob wearer and also winner of the all-year-ugly-sweater comptetition for 80 years running 💀

This is GOLD 👌

Ever thought of drawing human al meeting his demon self? I wonder what he would think about the new look.

Now I did XD

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Let’s Dance

Part 5/12

Part 4

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