hendrixthepolitesnake - Tumblr blog

[hendrixthepolitesnake]

peanut butter 🧍🏿‍♂️

Tw: hypersexual thoughts , submissive men(of all kind trans included), the word bussy , over all sexual shit don't read man don't like don't read godamnit 😭)

Do y'all ever think about the different positions you could put a beefy big submissive man in? Like he thinks just because he's big he'd crush you? Like bro tf you talking about that's what I want to happen like who wouldn't? Especially since imagine all the whoreish moans he can make while you pound the hell out of his red and puffy bussy shit I'd make him squirt if I had the chance  , his weight on your lap as he helplessly rides your cock like a rodeo the signature thack thack and squelching sounds due to how much cum is dripping out from his red and abused puffy hole , or even better sticking your fingers in his mouth making him suck on em as you feel his saliva drip down your wrist, I can imagine how cock drunk and a needy slut he is , overstimulating him forcing him not to cum as you suck on his perky busty pink nipples ? Let me not get started on how much of a slut this man is he'd probably send videos of him fingering his hole knowing he'll get punished when you get home from work , I have a feeling he thinks he's too heavy but when you bend him over and fuck him like a wolf in heat over his friends desk that you dislike he's definitely folding like a lawn chair, probably fuck Him so good he'll never be able to think about nothing but your big fat cock , if your lucky he could be a masochist slap him ,bite him, spank him anything that involves pain he's going to cum immediately.. man how I love submissive dilfs Especially the ones with vaginas sucking on their puffy clits as they squirm and squeeze their big and plump thighs around your head , sticking your tongue in the right place making them squirt as you abuse their puffy red pussy it's like a fever dream... A wonderful experience hm?..

(You can imagine any character you want in this scenario forgive me if there's some spelling errors I haven't proof read it )

[hendrixthepolitesnake]

Inosuke that only allows his s/o to treat his injuries and/or he makes them his equal in fighting?

that's honestly a good idea I may not be able to write a full story but I'm all for it I'm gonna call you -🌈anon for now

I'm going to be honest with ya inosuke is a dumbass and a hot headed boar man so here he is injured and what does this dumbass decides to do to try and hide that hes fine he may act tough but you know damn well this man could have definitely died out of recklessness and stupidity you wonder how this happen? Well since you are a hashira you go on high ranked missions of course you'd have to leave you dear lover and idiot inosuke this was a bad idea from the start because you made a bet if he can keep up with you during a fight with an lower moon(or uppermoon who knows) you'd let him have all your shrimp tempura you didn't actually think this stupid but loveable man would risk his life for some food now here you are bandaging him because he decides to try and fight by himself when you both could have won if he just listened ..... "Oh inosuke you stupid but lovable idiot"

[hendrixthepolitesnake]

Hey pookies 🤭

(Hey y'all sorry I've been gone for a while I already the been in highschool this shit sucks already 🧍🏾‍♂️ but anyway I'll give y'all a lil headcanon eheh 🧍🏿‍♂️)

Warnings: kinks ,dom poc reader overall sexual shit if you are a Minor or sensitive to shit like this please leave with that enjoy

How the hashira react to their s/o with big veiny hands

Giyuu: To be honest with you giyuu is definitely sensitive to the touch so I bet if you touch him on any place of his body with your veiny hands he's going to melt and most likely beg to be touched more because come on on y'all can't tell me giyuu pale ass wouldn't get turned On Might even get him a little wet too

Shinobu: While she may be small and petite this women will demand you touch her with those veiny hands of yours , I feel like she'd be the type to run her fingers down your veins and secretly fantasize how good they'd feel inside her, when I say she is a freak she is a freak that elegant and soft smile is a damn cover up

Misturi: She's such a sweetheart but she loves it when you caress her it's like a reward for her , she doesn't mind if you grope her, rub her down it doesn't matter she likes anything you give her especially how it gets her hormones going wild she may be bubbly but this girl definitely likes it when ya get her moist fr and call her a good girl while your at it makes it 10x better

Obanai: This mf is a brat I swear he's too damn short to be acting like a bitch when you try to touch him he acts all rude and bitchy but as soon as you give that ass a nice hard slap and he can feel the sheer veins and strength coming from your hands he is folding immediately, legs gon be wide open and all like he's ready for you he definitely pisses off on purpose so you can angerly fuck him while choking him

Rengoku: You thought tengen was a freak man rengoku is a no shame freak you could be minding your business doing nothing at all then here comes this ray of sunshine comes in and obediently asks if he could ride or even suck on your fingers due to how big and veiny they are like I definitely see him using your hand to jerk himself off while you sleep

Tengen: Not only does his wives love your fingers but he does too he is one cocky beat though he'd taunt you or talk about how your fingers could never make him cum or fold as big as he is he sure is a loud one as soon as you make him ride your fingers he's begging you to go faster or it's too much for him, that he can't take it but then proceeds to ask for more

Sanemi: This hot- headed bastard is something else he acts tough and tries to be dominant just because he thinks being a sub is for the weak but has the audacity to suck on your fingers like the whore he is as you aggressively jack him off to teach him a lesson and he'd let you do it too, he likes it when you trace or rub his scars as well

Gyomei: Wow you must be bigger than him because he's big ASF he has veiny hands himself but yours just hit different he may not be able to see you, but sure as hell can feel you, holding his hips as he cock warms you, your hands slightly rubbing his ass or making him get your fingers moist so you can finger his tight hole yeah definitely a submissive dilf in my opinion.

(Hey guys I'm still alive I completely forgot about this so as an apology I made this 😭✋🏾 don't beat my ass ok)

[hendrixthepolitesnake]

Can you do Sesshomaru with a human male reader that has rimuru powers like they can copy your exact power or devor it like it was nothing with regeneration powers

I'll actually try my best on this one but I'll make sure to get it done soon enough I've been busy 😭 but I'll make sure to keep it this in mind thank you for requesting

[hendrixthepolitesnake]

Can you do Uppermoons with a lowermoondemon!lover that gets their head cutoff but then they put it back on like nothing happened and the humans are scared of how they were gonna kill you and the demons are lowkey annoyed you made them sad that you could've died

i got you man I'll start on it right away that sounds like a good one imagine 💀 like I'm sorry I haven't updated but I will!

[hendrixthepolitesnake]

I'm back 😄(1)

(I've been in the hospital for a while but I'm back with this brainrot or rant in this case)

Giyuu is what I call a poor baby because we all know he's depressed including his bad thoughts so when you decide to take a bath with him he clings to you like a leech letting his body relax to feel your soft brown skin against his your his husband and he doesn't care he will do anything to keep you to himself

Shinobu we know she has her ways even with that fake smile she keeps to hide her anger but when she's with you she brings her walls down she can tell you everything and you'd comfort her she feels like you are her drug she cherish your brown/Melanie skin if she sees even a scratch on your skin who ever did it Will die a slow painful death

Misturi ah such a sweetheart and a cheerful girl she loves getting her braided so when you allow her to play with your dreads/afro she's ecstatic she can't help but blush over your chocolate skin or you lips it's like having eye candy and she loves it she may be sweet but if anyone tries to take you from her they will regret it

Obanai he may seem like a stubborn asshole who acts like a brat especially since he his quite insecure and his slit mouth you often have to force this boy to eat which he declines but when you give his scars soft kisses he's a mess he acts all shy and stuff like a school girl when her crush asks her out but he glares at anyone who comes near you

Rengoku this man is like so prescious like he makes your whole day just go great cuddles with him are just too cute he's like a big owl begging for attention especially if you are not paying attention to him he literally wants you to touch him and when you do he'd be all over you maybe even giving you love bites he often has that smile on his but if anyone flirts with you he's staring into their soul

Tengen is the definition of cocky and spoiled he always gets what he wants but when you figure out he's spoiled and acts like a brat you always put him in his place which he tries to be dominant but fails miserably and he knows it he acts like a man child when he gets put in his place but don't get it twisted he will kill anyone who dares to touch his husband especially your dark skin it's his to relish in no one elses

Sanemi he's a hothead seriously he's literally chrisean rock if she was a male ngl like no matter what your still his husband he's not afraid to throw hands and we all know it you'd literally have to hold him back because he about to woop somebody's ass it's ridiculously funny but he loves butt pats or butt rubs how much ya wanna bet ☠️

Gyōmei this is a man of religion he would never sin right MOTHERFUCKIN sike because this man may believe in God but when it comes to someone trying to take his husband oh no baby that ain't happening his big body ass gone do something about it then afterwards he will shower you with love and affection

[hendrixthepolitesnake]

Shitpost

(heres a shitpost since I don't update a lot)

Giyuu definitely is the type not to talk to you but he be watching you from a distance I actually feel like he would just sit quietly in your room while you sleep and you don't even know his ass is there 💀 like he just likes your presence

Shinobu on the other acts how she is in the anime but like she'd probably come into your room in the middle of the night your knocked out cold from the sleep pill she put in your tea I feel like she'd rub your brown skin because she loves it 😶

Misturi she is a very shy but bright person but I'd definitely see her just stalking you or finding ways to see you all the time like girl I know you love m/n but damn Obanai real life would probably killed us by now but anyway she definitely gives you mochi with cute but creepy little notes 😀

Rengoku he's literally like a fucking owl seriously like his eyes just be staring in yo soul like damn nigga blink 😭I know he be smiling like he just tickled ya bootyhole and you didn't know like it's funny af 💀 and don't let me get started I bet when he kisses you on your brown skin or lips he's say umai! Every damn second

Sanemi he's The type to always have a aditude but when you actually ingore him and act like he's not there he's butt hurt like you know what you are doing too he's all in your lap trying to get your attention and you just like 👨🏿‍🦯 reading your book ☠️

Tengen oh this mf is freaky you could be doing the most innocent shit in the world and he thinks you want fuck or sum shit like boy if you don't go to your damn hot ass wives stop being freaky for once lmao he'd definitely try to make you hard so he has a reason to get fucked or something maybe even trying to bribe you using jewelry 😶

Gyōmei man I love this big giant but low-key he's scary at night like imagine you dead sleep comfortable as hell then you hear some deep as praying I know damn well I'd probably be scared as fuck thinking it's my sleep paralysis demon 😭

Yoriichi he's the definition of nonchalant like damn can't even get no love fr but gets all jealous and shit when you talk to someone or hug a friend like wasn't you just ignoring me tf 🧐how is that possible like bitch u thought you didn't care? Then here we go now you wanna be all possessive like wtf 🧍🏿‍♂️

(I'm sorry but I don't want to do the uppermoons and muzan dawg 😭 take it or leave it ☠️)

[hendrixthepolitesnake]

(Part 3)

(If you haven't seen part one or two I suggest you do to understand what's going on)

Akaza: He'd visit you anytime he could he had to be very careful about too because muzan could find out and punish him and kill you and he didn't want that not one bit he started meeting you at night that same grove he met you in bring you flowers and he still has that flower crown you gave him for some reason you reminded him of someone in his past life( Koyuki man I love her😭) he couldn't really remember the women but you resemble her in a way the way you smiled and talked to him despite him being a man eating demon he really felt a feeling in his "cold heart" he listened as you told him about your day as he sat on your lap with his face in your neck (😏)As you ran you soft but rough fingers through his luscious pink hair humming a song he felt at peace for once he swore to protect you no matter the cost .

Douma:It started getting a little unsettling for you you'd always see rainbow hues looking at you through your room window or were you worked and everyone you talked to or even greeted ended up dead and it made you nervous to even go outside you've been getting weird gifts too Like fans and hair pins and most likely dead animals and shit this man would visit you without you even noticing and for some reason your underwear has been going missing without a trace ( freaky ass💀) so you honestly wanted to know who has been doing these things do you decide to leave gifts outside your door every morning for this mysterious person douma was happy about it to which made him fall in love with you even more he's never felt actual he needed this feeling he needed you .

Kokushibo: Since your a demon slayer and you Also work a diner your always on the go and working slaying demons and cooking and severing people he always visits you especially when your on missions he'd watch how you fight demons the way your muscles flexed and how agile you were fighting the demons you came across do get it twisted if you came around a high level demon you'd definitely have the strength to fight it but everytime you came across any demon they would run away for some reason it confused you but you always killed them in the end but it really concerned you see kokushibo has never felt this way in the years he's been alive especially for a man like yourself you were just so addicting little a never ending scent that he couldn't forget or get rid of to be told he doesn't care if you don't want to marry him your going to be his one way or another and no ones going to stop him.

[hendrixthepolitesnake]

💕when they visit you 💕

(part 2 of when they visit you)

Sanemi:Well he most likely found out about we're you worked at (totally didn't beat someone for the information) and look and behold you were serving some customers and he walked in you greeted him and took him to a table you guys started talking to each because you were on break and you asked if he wanted his favorite like usual where you meet him at that same tree and you and him got along really well (he definitely caught the feels for yaᕙ⁠(⁠ ͡⁠°⁠ ͜⁠ʖ⁠ ͡⁠°⁠)⁠ᕗ) and he still was saying he wasn't l"fuckin pretty!" (Even though he liked it when you called him and he loves youʕ⁠'⁠•⁠ᴥ⁠•⁠'⁠ʔ) after all that you gave him a basket of his favorite (ohagi) and you gave him a hug and while you rubbed his hair and which he lean in to the touch then you said that you had to get back to work so you said your goodbyes but he was thankful that you didn't see his blush that crept up on his face he loves you and won't let anyone take you from him he'll kill them with no  mercy~

Gyōmei:He decided to visit your diner and which he definitely got stares( because of how big he is(⁠☞⁠ ͡⁠°⁠ ͜⁠ʖ⁠ ͡⁠°⁠)⁠☞ )and he looked like he was crying even though he really wasn't he just blind and so forth y'all know that praying this man does so he started praying on the way there and as he finally got there you were busy with cleaning some tables as customers were leaving and he had to duck down to walk in and( some of the Men and women was low-key looking at him because he's huge ᕙ⁠(⁠ ͡⁠◉⁠ ͜⁠ ⁠ʖ⁠ ͡⁠◉⁠)⁠ᕗ) you walked over to him seating him at a table and ask about his favorite hobbies and animals( etc) he told you that he loved cats so you told him to wait and quickly ran to the kitchen he waited while and you came back and put something in his big hands he asked what it was (because God daddy is blind🖐🏾💀😭) you told him you gave him a bowl of curry with cat rice He loved it and said thank you you both talked for a while then you had to finish your shift so you said your goodbyes and left as he left he really thinks that's god sent you to him you really are his little angel ~

Muzan: He kept coming to the diner you worked at like every day and just sitting at a table just watch you do your thing but you got concerned because you noticed his "wife" and "child" we're never with him (anymore after that tanjiro incident) so you went up to him concerned and ask why was he alone this time he said that his "wife" cheated on him and only used him for his money (we know damn well he killed his hot wife and her child 💀) you really felt bad about it and decided to cheer him up a little bit so you decided to talk to him for a little bit and get to know him it's was going well but he asked you the most concerned question he asked you if did he look pale you replied saying he looked perfectly fine and that his skin matches his plump red eyes (w rizz y/n 🤠) let's just say you've got the demon king head over heels for ya.

[hendrixthepolitesnake]

💕when they visit you 💕 (humans)

(this is some headcanons yes the reader is black and it does mention some yandere behavior and the word nigga or the n- word I'd you don't know I am Black I just wanted to say that like I said before this is from my Wattpad account which is asexual panbitch)

Giyuu: He came back to that same place close by where you live and at the time you were cooking a meal for him because you knew he was going to come back plus you just wanted to thank him for helping your village he always had that emotionless look in your eyes but in reality he felt really happy on seeing you made him feel things he's never felt before he honestly couldn't stop staring at you while you were talking to him he was really thinking that you didn't notice like come on your a handsome/pretty man who wouldn't want to look at you (slay💅🏾) but at the same time he felt comfortable around you needless to say you both had a good time especially the food you cooked he was amazed by it his future husband can cook ("yes I do the cooking yes I do the clean"- ok I'll stop)

Shinobu: She asked if you could help out with the patients at the butterfly mansion (so she could keep an eye on you) and you begin a kind and helpful person you decide to volunteer everything went great you guys talk and helped other patients but something happened while you were treating a patient and he was being a creep towards shinobu look at her up and down and her being uncomfortable he noticed this and got up look the dude dead in his eyes and said "It's rude to look at a woman like that you better fix your eyes before I smack the shit outta you" he got scared and fix his eyes real quick (black momma mode m/n💅🏾) shinobu felt that love tingle sensation she knew were the right one for her she plans to kill that man for even looking at your beautiful skin and eyes you told her that you were glad that you could help and left but not without giving her a hug she wished you could stay like this then you said your goodbyes and left(she definitely killed that man 💀)

Misturi & Obanai : You decide to have a sleepover with the two due to the gifts they have been giving to you in which you appreciated it they seem very nice especially misturi her personality is quite cute and Obanai 's he's kind a asshole but in reality he likes you very much misturi made a lot of food to eat in which you noticed Obanai wasn't eating and you asked misturi why he isn't eating misturi said that he doesn't like showing his mouth in which you told him he's handsome no matter what in which he took it off looking away from you put your hands on both misturi and obanai' s face and told them that they are perfect they way there are and misturi Begin misturi got emotional because she was treated bad due to her big appetite and her hair but you were different they both thought so they hugged you while you comforting them after all that y'all had fun ate dango and talked they both got tired so you picked them up and took them to there room you soon left after leaving a note (well m/n you just made these yanderes obsession even worse💀)

Uzui: This zesty ass nigga would stalk you like man every were you went he was suddenly there I mean you've met his wives they were really nice (definitely wasn't planning if they should get you the same outfit like theirs 😀 and your ring size ) plus they visit the diner you work at (only to see you of course ) it was very nice to see them your the only waiter they'd allow to serve them honestly uzui would say that you are✨ flamboyant ✨and a perfect husband but he just had to get you to marry him he was gonna do it no matter what you say have no choice you will marry him and that's final~(Flamboyant!👨🏿‍🦽)

(Part 1)

[hendrixthepolitesnake]

(headcanons)

part 2

(this is part two from my Wattpad account I would like to say that you may request anything aside from sa,kinks, dubcon, non- con, And over all anything that is sickening and just over all r@pe)

(warnings: may be ooc a bit suggestive bad language)

Sanemi:This little shit he's like an angry Chihuahua and your taller than him he's livid he thinks that you think you are better than him(cough ..giyuu💀 )But aside from all that when you give him kisses or belly rubs and maybe some scar kisses he's melting even if he acts like he doesn't and your way bigger than him so he feels tiny I tell you he acts like a asshole outside but when you are home he's like a needy angry puppy

Gyōmei:This man is a giant so if you are taller than him then damn your ass is huge and he's blind I feel like he would be one of those wholesome husbands that loves being comforted or just loved in general such a sweetheart honestly It was just be a cute relationship in general just two big boys loving each other

Muzan: Ok this absolutely funny I'm ngl because muzan is a stubborn man so you know if you are taller than him he's trying to make you be the submissive one but to no avail because he just seems like a aggressive tiny dog to you and especially since he is the demon king of course he has temper tantrums it's ridiculous but after a while he actually calm down and demand cuddles and act like he doesn't like them but he does

Akaza:Outside he's battle crazed but when he's with you he acts like a lost puppy and your taller than him so he's following you where ever you go he doesn't like douma around (they fr got beef) you like seriously he knows you can handle yourself but you know how he is you may be a man( or any other gender) but he only respects you aside from muzan but over all he acts soft and cuddly around you he likes back rubs makes him feel like a tiny baby

Yoriichi:He's a big man himself so if your taller and bigger than him he honestly doesn't care I mean man's is a menace he acts all quiet and cold or should I say nonchalant but why he gets jealous he will be all over you making you place your big hands on his waist or letting you touch his ass Infront of anyone who flirts with you so over all he loves you but can be a brat sometimes

(I was going to do kokushibo and douma but I was too lazy)

Tengen: This mf is cocky AF we all know it too especially since your taller he always says how flamboyant he is knowing damn well that he has an attitude when he didn't get his way he's always trying to be the dominant one I feel he would act like a brat on purpose just to get on you nerves or make you mad on purpose but when he actually does he regrets it real quick he's all apologizing but that ain't gon save him now

[hendrixthepolitesnake]

Headcanons

(well uh- this from my Wattpad account is a yandere demon slayer x poc male reader this is also my first time so please forgive me if I make mistakes and I know it's not really yandere but I'll try my best)

Warning: I do not own demon slayer nor the characters there will be some suggestive stuff but nothing too sexual.

With a tall and dilf like s/o👁️👁️

Giyuu: When I say this man would be in his knees for you I'm dead ass he is a simp but since he got that emo ass expression but under all that is a desperate horny man 😩 like you could do anything and he just melts like you could be just be softly rubbing his thighs with your big and veiny hands and he's just on cloud nine and you tall AF too he's happy

Shinobu:We already know how short our butterfly queen is so imagine her with you since you tall af so of course shes going to feel small compared to you especially when you hold her like a soft plushie she just melts when you give her head pats or hug her when she needs comfort she likes that your her gentle giant and she loves when your big hands caress her hands 💕

Misturi: This precious girl she's all bubbly and talking about how tall and handsome you are she just is always energetic and just her lovely self and if she tells you about her past and you accept her that's bonus points especially if you don't mind her big appetite she loves it when you braid her hair for her she likes to feel your big hands in her hair or when pick her up she squeals in delight

Obanai:This mf is kinda a bit envious like y'all know damn well he got an attitude every second you could just be doing anything and this mf is just straight a bitch but in reality is just as much as a simp he was for misturi especially since like you tall and you got them big titties for a man them dilf titties bro he's literally on some freaky shit like you could just be chilling reading a book doing something and this mf is squeezing your man titties while you read and it's just like damn no shame

Rengoku:This ray of sunshine this man it's just 😩 why he sees you he gets all flustered because of how big and tall you are (😏👁️👁️) and let me tell you when he's training and he gets something wrong and he have to help him it's game over bro his knees is literally shaking because how attractive you are and you can cook too my god he is on cloud 9 like that smile gets wider and he's just a little ray of sunshine he's definitely a cuddle bug especially if he's had a bad day he we come lay on your leg as you rub his back it's just so cute

(This is part 1 I'll probably do a part two because I can't fit all of it in here)