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you're so pretty. like, you're absolutely gorgeous. have you thought about tidying your room slightly to temporarily but significantly increase your quality of life? you are so beautiful

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🙃 There are some things Wei Wuxian would never say to his past self. That doesn't change the fact that they are things he needs to hear.

It's definitely not a one to one translation, and it's not that representative of the fic as a whole, but this was *heavily* inspired by a scene in yiqie's fic The flower that withers.

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Soooo nobody is going to ask him about the BLOOD POOL?

Why? How? When? What?

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joke i'll never get tired of: "they died doing what they loved, [something no one would ever do on purpose]"

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hey followers. have you ever wanted to know how it feels to be inside a bag of cornflakes

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finished toadbert's halloween costume

little wizard

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just got a job as the hopeful young sailor whose mind breaks due to the utter vastness and grandeur of the ocean within only two weeks of the ship’s voyage across the great blue

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(Part 1? lol)This got more ridiculous than I intended but here we are, a little rujinu aquarium date shenanigan inspired by @galaxyspeaking ‘s great aquarium date concept! I have a part 2 sketched out that’s more romantic and sappy but we’ll see if and when I get to it 🐠

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it’s rotten work. to me if it’s me.

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Every girl thinks they are the biggest "I can fix him" and I am here to tell you ladies, right now, nobody is a bigger "I can fix him" than Padmé Amidala. Nobody is doing it like she is. Y'all are playing "I can fix him" checkers. She's playing "I can fix him" chess. You people aren't even in her league.

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yet another Ed and Al sketch >///<

Patreon / Instagram

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roy immediately knowing that something is wrong just by hearing the slight inflection in riza’s voice over the phone is still crazy to me. they knew each other so intimately, they’d basically been living in each others’ skin for years. insanity.

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there’s no one else could warm my heart as much as you

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Og Cale as a soldier bc you’re telling me you aren’t going even just a little bit stupid after interacting w/ the most beautiful man you’ve ever seen

Not canon but I just like to think about the stuff he was up to before the regression

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this is specifically after that poe quest

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Victims of Other Entities: And so I watched the creature that used to be my wife sprint towards me on all fours with its neck bent at a full 180 degree angle. I only got away because it tripped and fell into the lit fireplace and turned to ash immediately. I don’t sleep anymore and I honestly wish God just would kill me already.

Victims of The Buried: God I ffucnking LOVE Dirt. OOh Boy that Shit is GOOD. No Thing on this God Forsaken planet brings me more EUPHORIA than Digging a B I G Hole. I crawl on all fours and c l a w at the e a r th as I pine for its tender Embrace. It torments my VERY SOUL that I cannot simply i n h a l e it Straight Into My Bloodstream. I’ve decided that eating fistfuls of potting soil is the next best thing.