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actor au where James asks Severus if they're friends in every universe and all Severus can do is stare at him like he's the most idiotic man to walk the earth.

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thinking about james flirting with lily and throwing a sly glance in severus' direction to see if he's jealous, but he catches severus lowkey eyeing sirius and ends up choking on his drink

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Best thing about unattractive Snape Is shipping him with James and Sirius. Like they want that vile rotten man so atrociusly bad and he just doesn't give a fuck about them outside of wanting them gone.

I dont know... I think Snirius and Jeverus becomes 10x better when Snapes an ugly fucker and has these 2 canonically handsome men on their knees for him and pulling on his pigtails and Snape is just praying for theirs or his death every night. Set him free.

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You know those two British kids who taste test condoms on instagram? I hate to say it but PRONGSFOOT

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Lily was pregnant with her and james' second child and they'd both agreed that as soon as they were out of hiding, they'd contact severus and ask to work things out. if successful, lily was fully intending to ask him to be the godfather. she had already written the letter she would send, but it was never sent or found, as it was in her pocket when she died and buried with her.

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Black

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Sirius and Regulus "you can't force the stars to align when they've already died" Black

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tonks x severus rare pair. student crush on professor, severus indulging just out of spite of sirius. relationship after tonks graduates and severus genuinely falls for her, possible angst if she leaves him for remus.

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people will say Tonks isn't relatable then kick their feet over greying middle aged men

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tehe

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James and sirius probably talked about sirius taking Harry with him on his motorbike once they were out of hiding. on November 1st 1981, Harry finally got to go on the motorbike, just not with sirius.

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sometimes I hate myself because I'll watch a sad or disturbing scene, like severus being bitten my nagini over and over again and being bullied, hermione being tortured by bellatrix, sirius having his soul sucked by dementors, ect. and I'll just think:

that's someone's baby. that's someone's little boy/girl.

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I fully believe that in godrics hollow, if snape had cradled crying Harry instead of lily's corpse he would've instantly gotten attached. he'd look into Harry's crying eyes, lily's eyes, and he'd refuse to put him down. He'd refuse to let Harry live with the Dursley's, especially after McGonagall's description of them.

"The boy is not stepping foot in that door, I'll raise him myself if I must."

"Severus, they're his closest relative. Young potter cannot live with you. it's too dangerous for the both of you."

"but the dark lord is dead, he won't find the boy. not with me, I'll make sure of it."

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Marauders: the series, actor au profiles (mainly me reflecting headcanons onto oc's)

Harvey Smith as James Potter

full name: Harvey Jovi Smith

DOB: 08/02/12 (12 yo during the first season)

nationality: Mexican(mother)/English(father), (moved to England when 5 years old from mexico)

mother tongue: Spanish

sexuality: Pansexual

appearance: dark brown curly hair, brown eyes, tan skin, metal frame glassed (square on set rectangular off set), 1 lobe piercing on each ear, nostril piercing on the left side, preference to gold jewellery

Ashton Hyde as Sirius Black

full name: Ashton Adrien Hyde

DOB: 09/10/11 (13 yo during the first season).

nationality: French (mother and father), (born in England)

mother tongue: French

sexuality: Bisexual.

appearance: past shoulder length straight black hair, grey eyes, pale skin, 2 lobe piercings on each ear, tongue piercing, likes both gold and silver jewellery

Griffin Domian as Remus Lupin

full name: Griffin Blethin Domian

DOB: 03/12/11 (13 yo during the first season)

nationality: Welsh (mother) Polish (father), (moved to Wales at 11 years old from Poland)

mother tongue: Polish

sexuality: gay

appearance: thick fluffy brown hair (brushed out curls), Hazel eyes, warm skin tone, no piercings, prefers silver jewellery

Jason Hendrix as Peter Pettigrew

full name: Jason Connor Hendrix

DOB: 12/06/12 (12 yo during the first season)

nationality: English(his mother's half german)

mother tongue: English

sexuality: straight, ace

appearance: unstyled thin light mousy brown hair (but lots of it) light brown eyes, helix piercing and 1 lobe piercing, likes silver and gold jewellery

This will probably turn into an AU that I'll post about often, and I may just start using these names when talking about them In posts. drawing them the second I learn how to do so ⭐🌀

(profiles coming next: Lily, Mary, Marlene, Pandora)

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more Maruders: the series Actor AU, ft. ChrisMD soccer saturday challenge

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Marauders series Actor AU headcanons!! (because I need them to all get along)

the other marauders were mildly afraid to work with James since he's in a lot of popular movies and mainly acts with adults

the marauders was Severus' premier. he had done some voice acting jobs before but nothing as big.

walburga and effie best friends and very famous actors, they were devastated about their lack of scenes together

Peter is the music composers kid, but got the rope through the proper audition process and used his mother's maiden name so they wouldn't know they're related

at first severus was afraid of the marauders, mainly James because he was scared their roles would influence their off screen relationship, and because he didn't have as much experience. he was very wrong, he was one of the first people James talked to off set.

it was because severus was wearing a spiderman necklace. James loves spiderman but was often told it was childish. safe to say he was very excited about having someone to talk to about it

severus and James forced the rest of the marauders + lily, Marlene and Mary to watch all the marvel movies

it was mcgonogall that recommended sirius for the role of snape, but when the director met him he thought he'd be better as sirius

much like tom felton, barty knew absolutely nothing about what he was auditioning for and just went with it, the casting crew loved him

Pandora and Evan weren't supposed to be twins and it was rewriten since they genuinely were and the crew loved their off screen relationship

remus is Polish and this was his first role in an English show

the marauders all Instantly connected, it was like they've known eachother their whole lives

snape suffers from absence seizures and often passes out, and it's usually James he can tell when he's in the middle of an episode or if he's about to pass out. he always helps him or if he's unable to get to him shouts for someone else to grab him or help lower his head so he doesn't hurt himself

he passed out when they were filming snapes worst memory whilst he was hanging upside down and no one realised, and when Peter pointed it out to James, James climbed the tree and pulled him up

regulus is mtf but only medicaly transitioned after she died in the show, even though the directors told her she could transition at any point and they'd make it work

Marlene and lily looked up to narcissa, but we're too scared to talk to her

lily wrote a short snape x james fanfic to take the piss and the two of them pissed themselves laughing reading it

Mary was a Disney channel kid that was trying to get more broad roles

sirius caused 70% of the broken props. the other 30% was barty and dorcas

dorcas was scouted at a school performance of Annie where she played lily

after the 2nd year of filming, snape became apart of James, sirius, remus and Peter's social group since he had the most scenes with them

James never had a crush on sirius, but he was who made him relaided that he liked guys

he did however have a thing for snape and regulus at the same time

James and lily dated for a couple months but broke up as a mutual agreement and stayed close friends

lockhart only appeared for a couple scenes and was mainly a bg character with a handful of lines, but he still ciaght Peter's attention and he was head over heels for the longest time

they got married

remus kisses all his friends on the cheek

sirius started doing the wand bun to keep the hair out of his face whilst on set but not filming, but the directors liked it so much they made it apart of his character

the marauders, severus, lily, Mary, Marlene, Mary, and regulus would film little videos of them in character of random scenarios (e.g. Christmas, family dinner, party games) and upload them to YouTube. barty and Evan sometimes tagged along but they didn't express much interest in it

remus and regulus kissed on snl

during the prank, when severus saw the werewolf, he hadn't seen it before, and his reaction was zero sound, just smacked his hand over his heart and looked over at a camera with wide eyes

they had to do a lot of takes of the prank becuse James and severus kept tripping on their way through the tunnel

that's it for now, might add more if I think of some <33

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kind of ironic how severus died in the shrieking shack