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If humanity was ever cursed for a sin we committed, then it was not with mortality. It was with the need for a defined purpose to live for. Only the wisest of us realize the purpose of life IS living. Nothing more or less.

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If I were to have the ability to go back in time I would either:

A) Go solve those unsolved murder mysteries. Like definitively reveal who Jack the Ripper was. I wouldn't stop them, cause butterfly effect, but I would come back with all the answers.

OR

B) Fuck the Butterfly Effect. I'm going to the Salem Witch Trials with a bunch of hair dye, so my hair is perpetually an unnatural color, and then using fire to send ominous messages like: "THE WITCHES ARE MY VESSELS FOR WHEN THE NEXT CHRIST IS NEEDED. IF YOU KEEP KILLING THEM HE WILL NEVER RETURN" And then I'll use my future knowledge to sell myself as the most powerful witch of all time and kill the people with enough power to deny my claims before they can rally people against me.

What would you do?

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You know you're old when all you want for Christmas is a printer.

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When the depression hits and you don't shower for a couple days and then shower and the depression is cured.

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In case anybody kills me, and it will probably happen for some weird science I get involved with, my phone shall be unlocked with my middle fingerprint. It shall be my final fuck you to the universe.

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So... in DnD. Can humans have dwarfism? Like, yes there are dwarves but what about humans? Can DWARVES have dwarfism?

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We didn't even finish! It's an incomplete mess. Literally, the gravel underneath isn't supposed to be there either. The figures are supposed to be complete bodies. The original artist wanted to petition to have the Constitution stored within the heads. That's right. We're supposed to go inside the heads! But there were some issues so... it was never finished. Or cleaned up!

Mount Rushmore is the most perfect example of humans ruining the beauty of nature.

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Actually... why ISN'T this a thing? This would be AMAZINGLY effective and you could avoid people you just can't get along with because they dislike something you love.

Based on how much you can bond with someone by hating the same thing, a dating app based on dislikes would probably be fairly successful.

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Janus from A Primrose Promise.

I have been working on this story since 2018 back when I really first joined the fandom and I have been in a funk lately with the drought between episodes. So to cure my art block, I decided to redo the bookmarks I made eons ago for the story. Back then, I had drawn the pictures before ever writing anything down so they all looked much more modern than the story actually takes place (I have fixed that now). Also, my style hadn’t really caught up to what it is today and what most people recognize from me as the “scratchy lineart but soft blended colours and textured overlay” didn’t apply to the first set. Suffice it to say I am really happy with this one. I am working on the others but there are SO many. Virgil will be next because ultimately the story is predominantly about Virgil and Janus. (Spoilers though, he goes by another name in the story and I did not change it after his name reveal on purpose. If you read it you’ll figure out why in uhhhhhhhh one of the later chapters lol). I feel like I have greatly improved and it’s definitely cured my art block!

I worked hard on this for several hours.

IF YOU LIKE IT, PLEASE REBLOG IT.

Original work under the cut for a side by side comparison + close-ups.

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Intrusive thoughts with yours truly: Exfoliating your skin with Takis dust.

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On today's episode of "Technically True": I like the smell of tattooed tree corpses and bacteria shower sex.

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Chris Daniele

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*at a zoo* 

Virgil: What are they in for?  Roman: Virgil, this isn't prison. 

Virgil: So they can leave?  Roman: No, but- 

Virgil, pointing at a meerkat: I bet that one murdered someone.

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We are reaching a point where the U.S is going to end up getting shredded apart by its own angry people.

The less people the U.S. is willing to protect, the less people are going to be willing to protect the U.S.