Cass, 19, Sydney. /)^3^(\ Fandoms here: MLP:FiM, LOTR/Legolas, The Hobbit, and all the other things in between (but mainly the funny ones). I also play League now, hence why my little blog has been rather quiet of late ^^;; Also prone to derping a lot. And puns. Lots of puns. NOTE: Asks will be published (find them under #cass replies). If you'd rather me answer an ask privately, just let me know! :)
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The most popular pages on Tumblr are about Minecraft, GIFs, and David J. Peterson.
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11x17 prints I had at summoners con!!
I’ll have them for next years cons too :3 hopefully I’ll have mid and top cats by then as well ;3
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“our teeth and ambitions are bared” is a zeugma
and it’s a zeugma where one of the words is literal and one is metaphorical which is the BEST KIND
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Awful Fantasy’s Awfulest Tweets of 2015
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unpopular opinion
the grinch was sexy BEFORE he was played by benedict cumberbatch. if you only want to fuck the grinch because he might be played by benedict cumberbatch then DONT act like a real grinch fan when some of us have died for this. fuck you
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#hello friends#i'm just here because i've FINALLY finished watching#the legend of korra#LoK#whatever my tag is lmao#thank friends in 2015 for this quality post
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Petition to have Tumblr actually do something about porn blog bots following users.
• It’s annoying. • It gives an imperfect metric for how many followers you have. (I would estimate about 25% of my “followers” are porn blogs run by bots). • It makes pulling up your activity page iffy even if you use Tumblr strictly for SFW content. • It’s problematic for individuals who have struggled with sex and/or pornography addictions, especially since many of the blog names are not obviously porn names, causing you to preview the blog. • It exposes minors to illegal and harmful content.
And to many of us: • It’s disgusting. • it’s degrading to human beings, especially women. • It makes Tumblr a less classy, less reputable place.
Please share this if you agree this is a serious problem.
#hello darkness my old friend#this is actually exactly why i'm here LOL#someone pls help#tumblr pls stahp
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POKEMON GO: Appropriately Difficult
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no fucking way
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I’ve always thought that the title of “So You Think You Can Dance” was sinister af. Added an Evil German accent. Can’t stop laughing.
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I’ve got 99 problems and 98 of them can be attributed to poor time management and self control.
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Body shaming Dinosaurs
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If you think your date went badly, read these #worstfistdate tweets.
funny tumblr [via imgur]
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