hippo-in-a-blouse - Tumblr blog

hippo-in-a-blouse · 2 days ago

Text

I really like me

#Yes #Not solve love post but also I do love myself #I try #I asked for the universe to speak to me and tell me what I like #My wife said me #I do like my wife a lot #Hehehe #I also like other stuff :3

0 notes

hippo-in-a-blouse · 10 days ago

Text

I lied

I haven't sewn shit.

#liar #flop

1 note · View note

hippo-in-a-blouse · 17 days ago

Text

Pls

Give.

#do it now

1 note · View note

hippo-in-a-blouse · 17 days ago

Text

Ugh Kermit... he guzzles my toes so Tenderly ♡

2K notes · View notes

hippo-in-a-blouse · 24 days ago

Text

Yes.

It's PriDEMONth, faggots.

#pridemonth #PriDEMONth #gay shit #jared save me #From the gays #I guarantee you've said faggot before #So you should best know how to fight them back #Probably said tranny too but I will forgive and forget #For now #Gay month #Give me money for pride month #tlacuachecore #Cuz tlacuaches are gay #yes

2 notes · View notes

hippo-in-a-blouse · 27 days ago

Text

how i feel when i pick up my giant moon melons in grow a garden (on accident) 🆘🆘🆘🆘🚨🚨🚨✋✊✋✊😿

6 notes · View notes

hippo-in-a-blouse · 27 days ago

Text

Wee

I am going through life on a balloon🎈

#sammy winchester #i just think he's neat #hehehehehehehe #tlacuachecore #thank you beyoncé #because #yes #my beautiful wife with every disorder #I love her so much #My bb's gender is their gender #Very specific thing u wouldn't know #I like burgers #I will eat them soon #bored #Give me attention #:3 #luv u <3

1 note · View note

hippo-in-a-blouse · 30 days ago

Text

I am finally going to use it

I will finally use my damn sewing machine I have had for almost half a year now. Wish me luck for it is crucial for my success as a drag queen.

#gonna do it #Finally gonna sew #How will I win Drag Race otherwise!?!?!?#I will eat #I will hate it at first because I'm gonna suck ass but I know I will love it #help #jared save me #Idk what u would actually do #hehe #tlacuachecore #Because tlacuaches knit and sew #so cute 🥰#drag #end me now

2 notes · View notes

hippo-in-a-blouse · 1 month ago

Text

Fucking hope I don't get this job I couldn't stand the stupid interviewer.

#fuck you #Not autistic friendly :(#maybe autistic #maybe not #I just have similar problems #Vague ass questions ok bitch here's my life story #U don't care so why should I #Hate #tlacuachecore

1 note · View note

hippo-in-a-blouse · 1 month ago

Text

Stupid bitch ruined her jaw

How's your lockjaw, Muppet mouth?

#bitch #Stupid bitch eats egg that ruins muscles? Buy my new sexy product to fix her bone structure

2 notes · View notes

hippo-in-a-blouse · 1 month ago

Text

Sex, Hope, Devastation.

Jared Palecki problematic fav </3

#Yes I just read everything #I don't actually know everything so don't get too mad at me but I read enough #supernatural #jared padalecki #not a hate post #hashtag #Hashtagging everything that applies for engagement hehhehheh #I still like him idc #Don't know him but he seems better ?#Not as much of an insufferable freak anymore question mark #Good #Borderline sex pest but as a joke and it's only with men so it's just fine plus they're fine with it #Ignore when I took a picture of you shitting on a plane ?????#Possible lies but also possible truths #Please be halfway decent for when I get famous and possibly meet you #I think he'd love me given information acquired but would I be in love with him?#Now inconclusive #tlacuachecore #Because betrayal in a parasocial not entirely serious but also kinda sincere manner is a universal experience of at least one time #jared save me #But also don't get near me right now #time out #From this stranger <3 #Yes I used a Colleen Hoover reference as the title #No I don't like her #Colleen Hoover pls delete your hands so you can no longer poison paper pages with your evil ink

1 note · View note

hippo-in-a-blouse · 1 month ago

Text

E

#E

1 note · View note