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"oh sorry, i guess i was infodumping again" - sad, shy, apologetic

"you sly dog, you got me monologuing" - cool, strong, confident

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some loser ass npc freshman is talking shit about me 💀💀💀

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lol apparently my ex is a piglet now

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i wanna watch a veggietales version of jesus christ superstar

jesus: bob tomato

judas: larry

mary: miss achmetha or petunia

simon: junior

annas: archie asparagus

caiaphas: mr nezzer

harod: mr lunt

pilate: pa grape

this is the best jcs cast and no one can change my mind

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it’s kinda bullshit that i have to worry about my neighbors literally tearing my pride flag from our front porch during pride month

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y’all it’s legit pride month and i’m all like “hell yeah bi pride” and i’ve considered myself bisexual for like six years (i’m 17) but now im questioning possibly being aspec and i’m like freaking out cause i thought i had it figured out but now i’m not sure at all

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hasan is the only gay confirmed

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so when Spider-man crawls up and down walls like a bug people praise him and call him a superhero, but when I, Count Dracula,

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i can’t speak for all coyotes but one time a few years ago there were two behind my fence and i thought they were just stray dogs because i wasn’t wearing my glasses and they looked really hungry so i went inside and got the leftover meatballs that i made the night before (it was my first time making them and i legit forgot to season them so it was literally just beef and spherical form) and i gave them to the “dogs” and then for like a three days after they came back and i just fed them more cause i didn’t want them to go hungry (probably irresponsible but i was like 13) and then my mom came home from work (she’s a travel nurse so she’s not home for about four days every week) and was like “why tf are there so many coyotes at our house”

and i was like “what coyotes?”

and she pointed at the ‘dogs’ and i was like “oh i’ve been feeding them. they looked hungry”

still fucks me up what a bad rap coyotes get in peoples eyes. like ive talked to people who  see em as like. gross pests who should be culled. theyre literally just as cool as wolves just a lil smaller and less confident. i love them with all my heart to balance out all the coyote haters out there, coyotes rule theyre doing great

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so basically if it’s work i’m struggling with, i’ll use a weaker alcohol but i’ll use stronger drinks the more confident i am with the topic. the rules are that i start on the homework and every time i have to refer back to my notes or have to look up how to do something in any way, i take a shot (after looking over the notes). the work gets more difficult as i drink more and nothing bothers me more than struggling with math (because most of my life it’s been one of the few things i’m really successful with) so i’m incentivized to look back at my notes as little as possible. i do allow myself to check though, but only once i’ve finished the work

i made a drinking game out of calculus homework and so far it’s really helped to make sure i really pay attention as much as possible when i take notes

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i made a drinking game out of calculus homework and so far it’s really helped to make sure i really pay attention as much as possible when i take notes

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the bible never specified where the kiss was so my latest bible headcanon is that judas actually betrayed jesus with a rimjob

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Y’all know that feeling where you’re listening to a love song and then someone pops into your head and then you ✨realize things✨ about yourself? Yeah. That.

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Hey did you know I keep a google drive folder with linguistics and language books  that I try to update regularly 

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Do you love the color of the sky?

Which one?

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The real reason superheroes have to keep their identity a secret is so they don’t get arrested

society if comics remembered that despite their stupid hero/villain dichotomy literally every superhero is 100% a criminal... like. they don’t have permission to do the shit they do.

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lol