hobbitrex
hobbitrex
In a hole in the ground there lived a hobbit.
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hobbitrex · 15 hours ago
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hobbitrex · 15 hours ago
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JOMP BPC || June 14 || Leatherbound: Grimm's Complete Fairy Tales
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hobbitrex · 15 hours ago
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Ernest Hemingway, from a letter to Marlene Dietrich featured in The Selected Letters of Ernest Hemingway
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hobbitrex · 15 hours ago
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hobbitrex · 15 hours ago
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5 fun facts bout you and send this to 10 of your followers
Five Fun Facts About Me:
I never have more than two pairs of shoes at a time.
I don’t have my license and can’t legally get one.
I’m pretty good at using my feet like hands.
I got my first tattoo at 15.
I got arrested at 17 (but never convicted, I don’t have a record) because when I was 17 I rented a bouncy castle and my friends and I blew it up, put it on a big pond, made sure it was sealed and just had fun floating and bouncing around. Since there was no real laws broken and the company for the bounce house didn’t care as long as it didn’t bust and we payed to have it cleaned they were cool.
@melisssg99 @jems-library @hayleynoelll @irish-belle @hobbitsong @sweet-thyme @haleyslibrary @enyas-woodlandprincess @pastelflora @quinnbutchboi
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hobbitrex · 2 days ago
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crazy how tidying up and lighting a candle can change your life
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hobbitrex · 2 days ago
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A lot of yall don’t go on daily walks. That’s why you feel the way you do
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hobbitrex · 2 days ago
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GANDALF | THE FELLOWSHIP OF THE RING
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hobbitrex · 2 days ago
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@natureaestheticdreams for more🪵
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hobbitrex · 2 days ago
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hobbitrex · 3 days ago
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Cutesy. Mindful. Demure.
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hobbitrex · 3 days ago
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If you have a problem with the book community then I'm sorry but you're in the wrong part of the book community. Unfollow, block, and find people who spark joy.
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hobbitrex · 3 days ago
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Sir please that's my emotional support stack of books that i haven't read
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hobbitrex · 3 days ago
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I think using archaic terms to get around censorship should be the norm. Calling rape ‘grape’ or using the grape emoji is ridiculous, if they’re not going to let us use the correct terminology, let’s go back to saying ‘outraged’. Calling murder ‘unaliving’ or ‘m-word’ is also fucking ridiculous. Let’s start using ‘slain’ again. They can’t ban ‘slay’ and ‘slayed’ because it is such a ubiquitous slang term that going back to the other meaning of the word would be a perfect way to skirt the censors.
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hobbitrex · 3 days ago
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What is a Zionist? I'm glad you asked!
Based on my observations on social media, a Zionist is:
Any Jew who does not make the entirety of their Jewishness about Palestinians
(((the elites))) who control the media and the government
Any Jew whom I happen to disagree with
Any Jew who speaks out against antisemitism
Kosher delis
All Israelis (they also aren't civilians btw)
The Hanukkah menorah
Anyone who celebrates any Jewish holiday for that matter
Jewish children
My token Jew that I agreed with on everything until they said I was being antisemitic
Anyone who speaks Hebrew
Any antizionist Jews (because we all know Jews are liars anyway)
Any Jew
Jews
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hobbitrex · 4 days ago
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thinking about being a dyke’s pretty housewife (i’m one of the messiest people alive.)
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hobbitrex · 4 days ago
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‘I would fight in a war for you’ okay but would you wash the dishes for me
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