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Reblog if you genuinely support asexuals

It terrifies me that there’s so much raging passion in the lgbt+ community that insist on marginalizing asexuals and implying that asexuals don’t deserve to have safe spaces. There’s still so much acephobia so I just wanna know which blogs are genuinely supportive and a safe space for asexuals

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This could literally be anyone

"This doesn't look like a fruit salad, there's barely any fruit!"

"Bitch you are a fruit, get in there."

It really could be any of them!

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Sluttiest thing a man can do is get his nose broken. Alfred agrees.

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Everybody called me a madman for using Gimp. I'm still a madman, but at least I can use Gimp with an "excuse".

Adobe is going to spy on your projects. This is insane.

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I don't know if anybody has said this before, but the only thing I really had any criticism about after seeing Superman (2025) in theaters for the first time is the colour scheme. I found it a little too bright and minitely bleached. It could have really used some more colour imo.

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Really wish there was a PotC headcanon blog, but whatever, I'll just do it like this.

These are thoughts at 2:40 in the morning after thinking about this damned franchise. I have to get it out of my head, I need to sleep!

Never will another crew operate the Black Pearl as efficiently and effectively as Jack's/Barbossa's original, eventually cursed crew. And not because of any supernatural abilities, but because they spent ten whole years crewing it. The average pirate crew possesses any specific ship for, like, a year or so before they either all die/get arrested or find a better ship. And the ships in questions are generally small, the size of sloops or brigantines. The Pearl's crew have spent a literal decade getting familiar with every single plank, bolt and piece of rope and cloth on their ship, every single corner and crevice, every single imperfection in her construction and every single battle scar. No other crew on the seas, save for maybe the Dutchman's, can match the undeniable bond these calcium bastards had developed with their vessel, which is why Pintel and Ragetti, despite seldom being taken seriously by the captain, are such a valuable asset to any subsequent crew, being the sort-of veterans who can take lead and instruct the rest on most manual tasks, almost like lower rank officers.

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how the gang react when dedra goes into labor headcanons:

(context from the rest of the series might be mildly necessary)

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dedra: is in her office when her water breaks. regards it in the manner with which one sees a bird fly by the window.

dedra: *calmly tapping on her datapad* “i heard you, let me just finish this sentence.”

syril: is at work when he gets the news. is on his feet; bag, back-up bag and back-up bag to the back-up bag ready to go in an instant. he’s actually done five practice runs of this moment before, and timed himself while he’s done it.

syril: is still internally panicking.

eedy: is cooking when she gets the news. faints instantly.

heert: is checking reports when he gets the news. almost faints instantly. is caught by corv, who had already anticipated this.

corv: “take care ma’am, we’re holding the fort. good luck, ma’am.”

corv: *to heert, when dedra is gone.* “we already practiced this moment five times, how could you still collapse like that?”

partagaz: is in the middle of a briefing when he gets the news. cuts lagret off mid-sentence so that he can end the meeting sooner.

partagaz: briskly walks to his office to pick up the back-up bag to the back-up bag to the back-up bag stored under his desk, which he and syril had organised three months in advance.

krennic: is in a meeting one-to-one with tarkin when the news flashes on his datapad. cuts tarkin off mid-sentence so that he can briskly leave, citing an emergency toilet situation that he pretends probably came from consuming too many squigs the night before.

tarkin: *sends a message to palpatine* “sir, once again, this is why director krennic is an utterly unserious member of the imperial military department.”

syril: arrives at the hospital at the same time as partagaz. both paid for more expensive, faster speeders in order to get there as soon as possible.

krennic: arrives mere minutes after. had done five test runs in preparation for this moment. still needed to threaten a few people - including the hospital director, his driver, two pilots, as well as making his staff rig several traffic signals - in order to get there at record speed.

eedy: is still on her kitchen floor.

dedra: is calmly reading in the bed in her private suite as she does the breathing exercises she practiced for the first time yesterday.

dedra: is bemused when her husband and both her fathers burst in through the door, alarming the midwife.

dedra: is even more bemused when they all start blathering at her so that she cannot hear any of them properly.

midwife: *completely alarmed* “father of the child only! everyone else out! out!"

krennic: *as he’s ushered out by partagaz* “she’s my child! i’m her father! doesn’t that count for anything anymore?!”

krennic: *as partagaz shushes him through the door* “i could get the hospital director here so fast -“

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rest of the series (X)

(there'll probably be a part 2 to this tbh)

inspired by / for @lorrainestea because of her lovely fic and because we were both on the same wavelength about this ❤️

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PREACH!

"Enough Norrington discourse.

I would like to talk about how cute it is that Pintel cared about getting Ragetti a more comfortable eyeball."

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I love this AU you've been building!

Dedra asking Syril to teach her how to dance is so beautiful!

heert takes dedra to her first music festival headcanons:

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heert: asks dedra to come with him when his husband gets ill with food poisoning the day before

dedra: "but what would i do there?"

heert: "dance, eat, have a good time."

dedra: "you still haven't answered my question."

heert: finally convinces her when he turns on the puppy eyes... and promises to take her home if she starts to feel uncomfortable.

syril: *silently concerned, secretly worries she will not be able to cope in a massive crowd of thousands of people*

heert: takes dedra shopping for a more 'festival ready' outfit.

dedra: picks a long floaty dress when heert insists that for once in her life she is not going to wear trousers.

syril: considers that maybe the festival idea is not that bad after he sees her in said dress.

dedra: spends most of the first few hours of festival watching heert dancing around while she stands there, utterly confused and rather overwhelmed. doesn't want to disturb his joy.

dedra: "did you know you keep dancing out of time?"

heert: encourages her to dance along.

dedra: "how? there are people all around me."

heert: takes her to the back where there's more space.

dedra: still doesn't know what to do.

heert: suggests alcohol to help.

dedra: "absolutely not."

heert: tells her to simply move however she feels like.

heert: starts to wonder if he's pushed her too hard as, after another hour, she is still standing there. asks her if she wants to leave.

dedra: "no, you're having a good time."

heert: texts partagaz for advice.

partagaz: says heert should just let her be.

heert: is happy when, after another hour, he finally spots her tapping her foot.

dedra: when they leave, she thanks heert for taking her, tells him she had a nice time.

heert: smiles the whole way home.

dedra: *tentatively tugs on syril's hand when she arrives back*

syril: "what is it? are you okay? no one hurt you, right?"

dedra: "syril, you must teach me how to dance."

syril: *texts heert a 'thank you' later that night.*

partagaz: "orson, did you know dedra went to a music festival today?"

krennic: ...

krennic: "she went to a what?"

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rest of the series (X)

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Medic from TF2 be like.

one of my favourite genres of character is , specifically a doctor or scientist who is So deeply evil coded but they're a member of the good guy team & actively helping. & theyre not even a reformed villain theyre just like that. going hehehehehee in their dark scary lab while developing an device that will actually help a lot of people

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Fritz is in the other side of the screen. This is Scout, offering his friend some final relief on the verge of the afterlife.

We are Fritz!

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Honestly, creepy as this is, nothing beats the original.

I just had an idea: Slenderman having a inkblot that resembles eyes and a mouth. Like a fake face. Like how moths make camouflage with their wings that kinda look like a face.

I'm sure someone has already thought of this but I had to draw it

here's a quick sketch

different versions cause I can't decide

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AAAAAGAIN!

ARMED

AND

DANGEROUS

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I'm so sorry, but I can't unsee it...

Breathtaking art though!

I just had an idea: Slenderman having a inkblot that resembles eyes and a mouth. Like a fake face. Like how moths make camouflage with their wings that kinda look like a face.

I'm sure someone has already thought of this but I had to draw it

here's a quick sketch

different versions cause I can't decide

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Now we need to know if DOOM can run within this cutscene.

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S: "I'm built different."

U: "I will end you."

Already getting into it hahaha

Also why is this team up read so fucking funny??

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I'm 17 and AFRAID of jack sparrow!!!!!!!!!!!!!