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what a time to be alive (derogatory)

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I think it would be incredibly emotionally fulfilling to hit someone in the back of the head really hard with a shovel

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Finally figured out how to permanently disable google assistant on phone

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"This fic is literally just porn, why do you care about the quality of the editing" unfortunately, both my brain and my dick have strong opinions about verb tenses.

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23, 24, and 25 for the music ask!

real live human interaction, i may cry (tysm!)

23:A song that you think everybody should listen to

is it kinda corny? is it kinda just indie/acoustic poptimism? is it still really really satisfying and makes me catch my breath every time i hear it and the bowed strings first come in? yes and this is entirely subjective so

24:A song by a band you wish were still together

trying to answer this made me realise that a lot of bands i used to listen to growing up and had since moved on from are in fact still together, massive nostalgia w! there was an actual legal divorce involved in this one though, so they're not coming back from that. but Jack White is still out there producing horrible crunchy skrungly guitar sounds and caterwauling along solo

25:A song by an artist no longer living

i've been trying to learn this song for several weeks now bc it's in a great vocal range for me, but the lyrics will Nawt stick in my brain. why is your chorus (or end of verse, in any case) subtly different every time, Glen, god rest ye?

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honey-nut clarity

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Language is universal

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MUSIC ASKS these are actually pretty fucking hard but why not.

1:A song you like with a color in the title

2:A song you like with a number in the title

3:A song that reminds you of summertime

4:A song that reminds you of someone you would rather forget about

5:A song that needs to be played LOUD

6:A song that makes you want to dance

7:A song to drive to

8:A song about drugs or alcohol

9:A song that makes you happy

10:A song that makes you sad

11:A song that you never get tired of

12:A song from your preteen years

13:One of your favorite 80’s songs

14:A song that you would love played at your wedding

15:A song that is a cover by another artist

16:One of your favorite classical songs

17:A song that would sing a duet with on karaoke

18:A song from the year that you were born

19:A song that makes you think about life

20:A song that has many meanings to you

21:A favorite song with a person’s name in the title

22:A song that moves you forward

23:A song that you think everybody should listen to

24:A song by a band you wish were still together

25:A song by an artist no longer living

26:A song that makes you want to fall in love

27:A song that breaks your heart

28:A song by an artist with a voice that you love

29:A song that you remember from your childhood

30:A song that reminds you of yourself

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people in books and tv shows are always getting so upset they throw an untouched meal in the trash. that would never be me. i'd receive the worst news of my life and still be like Let me put this in the fridge.

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oh are you friends? or just dating.

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trapped in a car with a parent who is listening to sports broadcast (the worst kind of background noise) while also chewing and mawing on and snapping their gum (the worst kind of noise full stop)....... i'm going to jump out of a moving vehicle

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The titties b in the seatbelt like %

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There are truly very few forces in the world as strong as the inertia of staying up way too late doing fuckall

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I like when the bus stops directly in front of you out of the line of waiting people and opens its doors. Chosen by the dragon

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god what can't lesbians do