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Dc prompt :)

Dick and Tim are half brothers. They share the same father but different mothers. Janet and John had a one night stand when Dick was six and neither of them told anyone about this. Dick and Tim don’t find out until the batkids randomly decide to get DNA tests as a joke since they all look pretty similar. Neither of them know how to process this information.

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I was sad until I opened tumblr and saw Chocolate Milk, and I think you should look at him.

I was sad until I opened the Sims and made a dog called Chocolate Milk and I think you should look at him

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the term "fridging" has become so ingrained in the world of fandom discussion and media criticism and it's so rarely meant literally that it's very easy to forget that it came from a fucking insane green lantern comic where they hated women so much they genuinely put a dude's dead girlfriend in a fridge

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girl help I'm having fic ideas incompatible with the amount of free time I currently have

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I love this damn movie so much, I watched it twice within 24 hours

dick and tim teasing damian my beloved

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May I acquire a locust to send to my friend?

CUTE PEOPLE LOVE LOGGING ONTO THIS SITE. cute people love reading this post. cute people love drinking water

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Keep trying, we at over 1,000 boys

find it so funny how when i look at others posts and go "10k to me. you cooked" a lot of the time it works but when i look at my own and go "damn i cooked" it's 10 notes and a piece of lint

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Yes, you mf you deserve it

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I desperately need help finding a certain post that’s been living in my rent free for past week

Basically Jason wakes up in the past on the day day he died (or 3 days before) in the body of his past self and he basically prevents his death and eventually decides to try to lure tiny Tim into the Batfam. It’s also a multi-parter if I remember correctly

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Everyone in this family has a secret identity now smh

This is the banger new Lore™️. I was joking about secret agent Cujo once but felt very enabled by the gwe people so it’s now canon in the shared cujostody au. I will never mention it again, but just know it’s canon. It happens. It’s true I swear. This is what he does whenever he’s not with Val or Danny. Nods.

Shared Cujostody AU Masterpost

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REMEMBER THAT POST WITH CINDERELLA WHERE HER DRESS CHANGES TO THE COLOR OF YOUR BLOG?

THIS ONE DOES IT TOO!!

I found a bunch more!!

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My memory is so bad I only remember my friend’s answer to this which was “Judgement”

Season 2, Episode 4 - Reign Storm

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You know what this reminds me of? That one MLP episode where the main 6’s cutie marks get swapped and everyone is doing the wrong thing

Happy Birthday, Dick Grayson.

This AU is that a amnesia bomb goes off in Gotham- leaving everybody in the whole city not sure whose who. no problem for these plucky orphans, because they know that they’re heroes! (even if they’re not sure which hero they are…)

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Does it count if It’s the 3rd month of the year? :>

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This whole thing implies that not only is this not a soulmate au but the quickest way to Dick’s heart is to fall off a fucking chandelier

DPxDC Death Defying Prompt: Cinderella AU where Dick is trying to find the boy who left his shoe in the shattered glass remains of the chandelier he fell off of. 

He’s found his fucking soul mate and he’s not letting this one go.

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Things like these make me want to punt batman in the name of my sanity

Bruce comes back from the dead and wants to make things better. Bruce comes back from the dead and Tim was the one who brought him back, so it's obviously Tim who'll know best how to help him reconnect with everyone.

It's Tim who should give him advice on how to bond with Dick. Dick has always been his idol, after all. Tim would know best how to bring him back, and he does. He gives good advice and the two of them begin to get closer.

So Bruce asks about Jason, too. Asks about how to bring his son back into the fold and Tim wished for a brief and brutal moment that it weren't so obvious who the favorite was.

Tim told Bruce to give Jason his space, to loosen his rules, and make it clear that no matter what the Red Hood did, no matter what the Batman believed in, Jason was always welcome. Bruce would always want him.

It worked. Bruce wasn't surprised. Tim was a special sort of bitter.

Bruce asked again for Damian and Tim had to push down his anger. "That boy tried to kill me," Tim wanted to say. "I hate him and I want you to hate him too so that I can remember a time when we had something in common," Tim didn't say, but he got close.

He instead told Bruce how Damian liked art and animals and loved hearing stories of the wonders of Batman.

He told Bruce just how much Damian loved being Robin. Told Bruce to tell Damian what a good Robin he was.

God bless or maybe damn him, but he did and it worked and Tim wanted to start screaming and clawing at something because that would have never worked if Tim tried it and it wouldn't have stopped Damian from cutting his line--something Bruce did not and would never know about.

Bruce asked about Babs. How should he make sure she knew that she was a part of the family? They they loved her and not just for the work she did?

He asked about Steph. How should he make sure she knew that she was more important than his rules and that, if something else should go wrong, she didn't need to run away?

He asked about Duke. He never got the chance to get to know him before leaving--not as well as he wanted to, at least. How should he let him know that he was just as much a son as everyone else? That, whether or not his parents woke up, he'd always be welcome?

He asked about Cass. How should he show her that he loves her even though he has nothing to teach her? How can he convey how much he cares about her, his first daughter?

Bruce gets brought back from time and he makes things better. He brings his family back together by following Tim's advice.

And Tim?

Tim brings his dad back from the dead and Bruce changes, becomes a better father.

Bruce changes, but not everything can.

That, Tim thinks, is why Bruce never calls Tim his son.