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Because With Roomates it's like:

Oh, am I the fucking maid?

No, I'm just the minion.

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Remember that Disney Channel movie Stuck in the Suburbs? That's the story of my life, minus the hot rockstar. 

I think I'll spend my day watching the movie on Youtube, since, you know Funemployment and all. 

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When a friend I graduated with gets a job, I'm like:

on the outside.

But on the inside, I'm like:

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All you lovely followers:

Don't forget you can also find @postgradprelife on Twitter! 

Just as much sass, fewer characters.

Let's be real, I'm the only character you need, right?

XOXO, 

#PGPL

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Sent a Cover Letter to my dream job, forgot to attach resume.

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You know you're unemployed when it's 7:00pm, and you have yet to put on pants all day:

And this is how you feel about it:

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Going back to school then vs. Going back to school now

For the past 22 years, going back to school has been like this:

Now, NOT going back to school is like this:

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When giving advice to incoming freshman:

I'm like

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Sundays in College vs. Now

Saturday nights were awesome:

Sunday mornings used to be this:

But now they're all about spending time with Mom:

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How Moving Back in with My Parents is Going - Answer 3:

I have three friends from high school, all of whom have fallen victim to the plague I like to call relationships. 

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Every time someone I graduated with gets a job before me:

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It's Friday Night!

Friday nights in college:

Friday nights now:

...

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How moving back in with my parents is going - Answer 2:

Getting dressed in the morning is a snap, since no one cares what you wear anymore. Face it. You live at home. No one’s looking.

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When still in college: I can't wait to graduate and find a job.

One month out of college: I'm not ready for real life yet.

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The only fantasy we need. Am I right?

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Ain't it the truth, sista?

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Job Hunting vs. Entry Level Job

When anyone asks how the job hunt is going:

When anyone asks how your day at work went: