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So twitter got norted

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hewwo wewcome tuwu hannibaw wectew’s psychiatwy office!! owo

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petition

we need to bring back anon kink memes in a big way. no one is horny enough anymore. the other night i found a fic on an old kink meme from 2009 that was so well-written and also so raunchy and foul (affectionate) it could have stripped paint off my car. there is something about truly unapologetic filth that can be transcendent and tender and marrow deep and maybe if we all leaned into being anonymous depraved little weirdos again we'd learn how to have more fun.

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i bring a certain

yearning to the crime scene that fbi officials don't really like

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“Shadowed”

Details and more under the cut!

Will and his stag! This piece was purely self indulgent and experimental. I absolutely love the ravenstag and it’s symbolism towards Will especially. I also wanted to play around with heavy contrast! Prints are available in my shop, hope you have a night day/evening/dead-of-night!

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Hannibal S01E13 "Savoureux"

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was patroclus even known for his empathy or did hannibal just make that gay shit up

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I have a confession to make in relation to this post.

When I watched Hannibal for the first time, I was completely convinced that Hannibal Lecter was innocent up until some point late in season 1.

I thought to myself "they're trying to convince me that he's the killer so hard right now, it has to be someone else." And I thought that that was the point, make it look like his eccentric taste lines up perfectly with every gruesome crime so he'll inevitably be falsely accused of murder. I found it so funny actually, I kept thinking man I wonder what is actually going on.

Because they made it so blaringly obvious that Hannibal was the killer, with all the puns and the food, I believed he was bound to be innocent.

Instead of realizing Hannibal was the killer when I saw this picture:

Instead I thought "I wonder what the actual context is"

Like I full on believed that this was all just a misunderstanding and Hannibal is being set up so badly and the plot of the show must be to prove his innocence in the most impressive way.

But no, he just kept getting more concretely evil.

@blessyouhawkeye

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THIS IS SODNFJSKNJKSNFKS

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There just isn’t enough episodes of Hannibal

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i fORGOT MY LAPTOP WAS HOOKED UP TO THE STEREO SYSTEM SO THIS JUST PLAYED IN EVERY ROOM OF MY HOUSE OH MY GOD

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The reason the CIA killed JFK was because he was a fujoshi

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If I've learned anything from the whole staff update fiasco, it's that none of us know how to spell the word algorithm.

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I-it's not like I want to see if blood appears black in the moonlight or anything. B-baka!

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(said in an endearing voice) we will never escape the yaoification of hannibal lecter