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Humans are like stars. You either live short but brilliant lives and blow up at the end in a rainbow murder bomb, or you live forever, go through a mid-life crisis, and then compress into a cold hyper pressurized diamond for the rest of reality with everyone debating if you’re dead or not.

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Xyzxyz, what are your thoughts on human's adaptability? Normally if an object is broken you should get it fixed, but if it can still function it's purpouse, many of us will just live with the damage?

As a bonus question, what is the cutest thing about humans?

Regards, a starstruck human

Human adaptability is one of my most favorite things about them!!!!!! Though it is important to remember that living creatures aren’t objects!!!!! Because if you compare it to other earthen creatures, humans have been able to take hits that would kill basically any other earthen animal. Not to mention, even a few different animals can live with some parts missing, like three-legged cats and dogs! It’s just rarer. Humans are the masters of adaptability, obviously, and many of them have serious injuries that can’t be fixed and they just. Keep going, no matter what. It’s admirable! Most alien species would just lay down and die. Hell, most earth animals wouldn’t make it. But many humans just never give up, no matter the circumstances, no matter how much pain they’ve faced. Those are the humans we should and admire most, I think!

Also one of cutest things about humans (I can’t just choose one) is how literally they name some things. Like flamethrower. Like yup! That’s it! That’s all there is to it!

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Yes!! Fly agaric mushrooms are not lethally toxic, so if you can find some you can eat a tiny bite and also trip the fuck out on psychedelic mushroom juice!

Hey did you guys know that the fly agaric (the red and white spotted mushroom often on human fairytale books) got its name because ancient humans used to use them as a nonlethal fly trap? Humans would put cut pieces of the mushroom into shallow dishes with milk, and the flies would come drink the milk and then get stuck TRIPPING THE FUCK OUT ON PSYCHEDELIC MUSHROOM MILK

I just find this fascinating.

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Hey did you guys know that the fly agaric (the red and white spotted mushroom often on human fairytale books) got its name because ancient humans used to use them as a nonlethal fly trap? Humans would put cut pieces of the mushroom into shallow dishes with milk, and the flies would come drink the milk and then get stuck TRIPPING THE FUCK OUT ON PSYCHEDELIC MUSHROOM MILK

I just find this fascinating.

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Human fun fact!! Your expectations heavily influence how you react to drugs, especially psychedelics! If you’re scared of having a bad trip, you’re more likely to have one! That’s why you should always practice safe drug use and try your best to do it in a safe environment with people you trust to support you.

Also please know that psychedelics were developed by organisms as poisons to get animals to stop eating them. So was chocolate, mint, pepper spice, and citrus. You guys are eating poisons for fun. But please have fun doing so!

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Happy trans visibility day! Please know that literally none of the aliens have ever subscribed to human gender norms, so you all are far more normal to me than most cis people. Also know that me, local unknowable entity Xyzxyz, identifies as being on the trans spectrum and my blog is a memetic biohazard to all transphobes and TERFs!!!!

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FRIENDLY REMINDER THAT HUMANS ARE MADE OF STARDUST. INSIDE OF EACH OF YOU ARE CHEMICALS ONLY OTHERWISE FOUND IN SUPERNOVAS AKA GIANT RAINBOW DEATH EXPLOSIONS.

NO MATTER HOW MYCH YOU HATE YOURSELF, NO MATTER HOW MANY MISTAKES YOU MAKE, NO MATTER IF YOU THINK YOURE NEVER GETTING BETTER PLEASE REMEMBER THAT ALL OF YOU HAVE REMNANTS OF GIANT RAINBOW DEATH EXPLOSIONS INSIDE OF YOUR APE FLESH BODY. YOU ARE AMAZING.

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Fun fact, humans! The aliens are proud of you. Extremely confused on wtf you are doing half the time, but proud nonetheless!

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Human fun fact! Our saliva is filtered blood

So is most of the human body! :)

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How do you feel about human music? I’ve heard some species find it too intense, and wanted to know your stance on it.

I like all of it!! Except heavy metal. It sounds much too much like the Unknowable Void. I’m also not a fan of stadium country. It also sounds like the Unknowable Void. If you put a bunch of heavy metal and stadium country songs together, not a cover of them, just played at the same time all at once, that’s about what it sounds like.

Theres a reason I immigrated to the Milky Way.

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I just found your account, have you ever done anything on ticking disorders? There's a variety of reasons why it's a human might develop tics and i just wanted to know if you had done any research on it yet

Oh hello!!!~ I’m happy you found my little blog. :] I have done some research on ticking disorders, but my results have been, unfortunately, somewhat inconclusive. Which isn’t really a bad thing, in my (metaphorical) eyes!!!!! Part of the beauty of humans is that they have limitless potential, infinite ways and reasons they act and behave the way they do. I know for one thing that many tic disorders can stem from anxiety and depression, something I’ve seen firsthand. Another thing is that some can be completely harmless— though in some cases that depends on what you identity as a tic disorder. I know some people would compare such disorders to the ‘stimming’ shown by people on the autism spectrum, in which engaging in the tic behavior is beneficial to reducing stress and anxiety, and repressing it can cause severe harm. It can also be a symptom of disorders such as OCD, where it might be more troublesome. It can also become harmful, like with dermatillomania— Some don’t consider it a true tic, but I think the symptoms shown would qualify it as such.

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Human skin fact,

Your skin (specifically the epidermis above the dermis) is replaced every 3-4 weeks!

Human liver fact,

You get a new liver every six weeks!

Human fact,

Your entire body is replaced every 7 years!

Neat right? :D

Thanks! I hate it

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Here's a human fact! Once every year we shed all of our skin.

You wish. I’ve been studying humans for quite some time, and I know that the skin comes off in patches, usually after heavy exposure to the sun or friction. Plus, it’s a bit hard for mammals to shed skin in the first place, on account of the hair follicles. Also, I’ve seen too many scam artists in the Far Space trying to sell what they call ‘human sheds.’ But it’s not. It’s just the entire—

[transmission cut off due to xyzxyz about to reveal something aptly horrific out of spite]

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Abominations often present themselves as treasure :]

“Hey Ya!” with every second beat removed

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Today on: Are the humans alright?

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Xyzxyz’s Adventures With (1) Scam Bots!

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How’s studying going?

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