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If Ordis ever does get a new body,

If he ever takes up the Ordan name again,

I want him to be completely unchanged in our prescence.

By which I mean, I want the mission staring Ordis to be a horror mystery all throughout. Starting with all Ordis voicelines ceasing, only a note left in your inbox by Ordis, stating that he "needs to take care of buisness", indicating where he last was.

You go to the first location and it's empty. Corpses litter the stage. Bisected and dissected haphazardly. There are messages carved into the walls in blood. Piles of organs sporting chunks of useless armor decorate every broken terminal and every shattered structure.

This remains the same every stage you go. Of every faction in the game. Grineer. Corpus. Infested. Sentient. Even Narmer cultists interrupt their endless "unity" to scream as one.

Ordis carves a bloody swath through the Origin System. And he carves it near effortlessly.

Finally, you and (in a perfect universe) Lotus track him down as he's in the middle of another bloodbath.

What his form looks like doesn't matter. I mean, it does. Would prefer if he looked cool. But what ultimately matters is that he looks dangerous.

Big and bulky, slim and fast, coated in sharper yet sharper implements or completely bare, maybe his head still resembles his owl body, maybe it resembles what Ordan once looked like. Maybe it's pure machine. Maybe it's organic. Maybe it's both.

Whatever the case, he is dangerous, he is cruel, he is in the middle of implanting a Grineer onto his blade. Like Artorias from Dark Souls during his boss intro.

And then he turns to you. Eyes dark and vicious. Thirsty for blood.

The look of a furious god-killer.

And his first words to you, upon noticing you, after a beat, are such.

"Oh Operator! My sincerest apologies I was not expecting to find you hear! Though I probably should have expected it, on second thought."

And then he acts normal around you. Completely normal. Like Ordis always has. Complete with his voice still glitching out and spouting violent things despite his best efforts.

You never fight him, you never even get the chance to try. In fact, he becomes like a spector, or like Stalker during the Belly of the Beast event. Assisting you on occasion and making the reoccuring mission much easier when he does. The mission itself focuses on some new unethical experiment of the Orokin previously unexplored. Or on what Erra/Pazuul's goals are, or on The Indifference.

The details don't matter to me. What matters is that your mini death machine now has a macro death machine he can be in when he needs to/is feeling human dysphoric.

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It seems they ran out, lucky him.

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I made a fanfic!!!

Here it is!!!

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Nothing ever goes right does it? That guns gotta run outta ammo eventually... Right?

Sorry for the long wait for this next one, i- okay i dont have a good reason, sometimes you just forget to do stuff. I also did start a whole fanfic thats taken up a bit of time lol

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Ladders are a deathtrap invented by disgruntled engineers who seek vengence on those who wronged them, sadly for gordon he has to climb down one

Sorry for the long time between posts, but i got a new computer so they should be better now!

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story idea

An action show oriented around two lovers, and major scenes involving them showing how much they love eachother happens, a love song plays. But the final fight rolls around, one of the lovers either die or get critically injured and the other has to fight on their own.

The same love song played during the two's scenes plays here but its a rock/heavy metal version (or any genre that just really excentuates rage or anger really well) as they fight.

I have an example of this, but its not the best.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7xJ0j5BT1kw

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Made a little edit of a photo i found. Made it all old and charred

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I've always loved these kinds of HASO stories, kinda goin into the "humans are strong, until it gets to the mental stuff" kinda thing

What Humans call the "Thousand Yard Stare"

As more and more Humans interact with and integrate within Coalition stations, reports, closer to hushed whispers really, began to circulate of some Humans being... discomforting... to be around.

Initially we thought it was just rudeness or passive aggressive behavior or any number of subtle actions or choice of words, no matter how advanced or civilized there will always be some assholes.

However, when some of these "offenders" were presented to us peacekeepers, we found them to be perfectly polite and reasonable. As our conversation continued and shifted topics, whenever there was a lull or the focus was on another speaker for a longer time, the Human's gaze drifted somewhat.

Sometimes she would look to the side and it was harder to tell what her exact expression was, but every so often she would be looking at one of us, but... not. It was as if she was staring at something behind us, through us even. Beyond the walls of the station, it even felt as though beyond space and time itself.

It was one of the most unnerving and chitin-chilling feelings we've ever felt, but then the Human seemed to notice our change and became that friendly and cheerful person once again:

"Sorry, my mind drifted there for a bit. What were you saying?"

And the conversation continued as if nothing was out of the ordinary for the Human.

Upon our return to our office, one of the Human peacekeepers heard about our impromptu assignment and offered this explanation after we told him what happened:

"Oh yeah, I think that person was a retired firefighter or rescue worker of some kind. Professions like that can be dangerous and you'll eventually encounter something horrible at a disaster site or crime scene. Probably saw someone die, or a person they rescued later didn't make it, or it was a kid... It's the toughest when you're the last one a child sees before..."

There it is again. That look, but with a tinge of sadness this time. We didn't know he was carrying such memories. The untimely death of anyone is a difficult time for those that survive, especially when it is the young whose life was still just starting. It seems Humans with their heightened senses and sensitivity to the feelings of others these kind of experiences imprint a far stronger memory than for most.

"Anyway, we've got a bunch of names for such things, but typically we call it the thousand yard stare. It's an old measurement unit, don't worry about it. I think the meaning may have changed a bit over the years, but basically some people go through traumatic stuff and they decide, consciously or not, to sort of... detach themselves from reality. It's a coping mechanism.

A few people thrive on horrible things, but they're the exception. Most of us would go crazy or depressed or any other infinite bad possibilities our brains can go in if we don't find a way to separate ourselves from certain realities. It can get real bad otherwise. It's rare, but a few go truly nuts and try to inflict their pain unto others. Most end up suffering alone for a long time. And some can't take it anymore and decide to end it themselves.

Thankfully therapists and support options are widely available, so those kind of scenarios are really rare, like... suicide accounts for about three out of a hundred thousand deaths last time I saw those charts. Plus drones and automation take care of most of the dangerous tasks, leaving the vast majority of cases to be caused by interpersonal relations actually. A broken heart is one of those traumas we'll never get rid of it seems. That's just life, I guess."

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Shooting a gun and vaulting barriers is harder then it looks, either he's lucky or a good shot

Yes i headcanon Gordon as an avid freerunning fan in his past time, Seems its finally paying off

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Reblogging because this is pure insanity and i love it

BEHOLD. I HAVE SOLVED FICTION.

Split version under the cut:

If that's still not enough to make it readable here's a google drive link

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I [32m] and my 3 male friends decided to evacuate our job after discovering a plot to overthrow the US government By US officials by using terroist attacks to implant a international criminal orginization into the leadership. AITA for Commiting several terroist attacks against US military bases?

New writer fad: AITA

This is so much fun. Everybody should try it. Is your main character The Asshole?

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Remarkable that the HEV Suit allows such mobility, they really did think of everything...

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They rushed him, he saw the gun in ones hand. But that's not what he thought. The only thing going through his head was the couple, and how the woman was made a widow before his eyes.

Then there were no thoughts, only actions...

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reblog this rat until staff gets involved

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It'd gone wrong and now he's back on the run. At least Barney gave him his trusty crowbar, felt good to have it back. Gordon Stared at the Citadel, its alarms blaring in the distance and rumbling across City 17. He needs to get Black Mesa East as they called it, This is gonna suck...

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Took a walk, found something!

I found a swing! just in a little abandoned playground, there was only one in the whole swingset. I still swung on it, and it was very fun. Moral of the story, go hiking more often

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Its so mean that so many wild berries are poisonous

LIke i found honeysuckle berries in my backyard and i cant eat them because their poison, like they look so tasty why cant I consume the forbidden fruit!?