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Y'all ever just forget you have tumblr?

Because I did.

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Top ten images taken before the greatest moments in human history, Part 1:

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I was excited for the eclipse today AND I FUCKING MISSED IT HDJKSHALAJJA

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I rewatched End of Evangelion today. Why did I do that? It’s bad enough that I already watched the damn thing at 9 years old. Now I’m 18, and I still don’t feel old enough to see it.

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It is my birthday today. Cower before me, mortals, as I am now the ripe old age of *checks notes* 18.

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I agree with those people. The universe’s creation was a bad move.

Oh fuck off

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My rap name is now officially MC Witchetty Grub. Don’t question it, just accept it.

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Someone please do this. Give the phones of people who film others without permission the software equivalent of testicular torsion combined with convulsions.

It’s time.

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Just learned that, in Japan, the Street Fighter II characters M. Bison, Balrog, and Vega are named Vega, M. Bison, and Balrog respectively. What happened in translation to screw up the names?

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25 posts!

I dunno why I’m posting this at all.

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[in Mario/Star Lord/future Garfield voice:] “Klatuu Barada Nikto, bro.”

(I dunno how true this is, but I still wanna know why Chris Pratt keeps getting cast in movies where he really doesn’t belong.

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Funniest thing I’ve seen all day.

"We're gonna be talking about the BOOBY! We'll be talking about the WOODCOCK! Do you think that's FUNNY, Butthead? Do you find it AMUSING that we'll be talking about the SWALLOW? Yes, we're also gonna be talking about the DICKCISSEL, the BUSHTIT, the COCK-OF-THE-ROCK, the SHAG... and we will DEFINITELY be spending a LOT of time talking about...GREAT TITS!!"

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Started watching Indiana Jones: Kingdom of the Crystal Skull. Haven’t seen it since I was 8. I’ll post when I’m done.

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Just learned that Martin O’Donnell, the guy who worked on the music for Halo, made the Flintstones Vitamin Gummy jingle.

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Y’all, they’re removing Cowboy Bebop (the anime) from Netflix on October 21st. We need to watch it before then.

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This made me so fucking angry I have to inflict it on all of you.

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This is the metalhead equivalent of a Rickroll, and I love it.

i just realized that tumblr allows multiple audio files in a row and they autoplay consecutively on mobile