iamharryhale

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Buck: You’re not gonna believe who I just ran into.

Eddie: Who?

Buck: My ex.

Eddie: Gross.

Eddie: Which one?

Buck:

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Sam: I know you are in love with him.

Dean: I’m not in love with Cas!

Sam: I never said his name.

Dean:

Sam:

Dean: Listen—

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Dean: Come on, man, I only told you that I was in love with Cas because I thought I was dying again. Are you seriously going to hold it over my head forever?

Sam: What? No! Of course not. What kind of brother do you think I am? You don’t know me?

Dean: Well—

Sam: Now, are you going to help me with research during this case or do I need to make a phone call?

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Buck: Would you rather be blind or deaf?

Eddie: Deaf, so I don’t have to hear your bullshit.

Buck: You just love seeing me, that’s why.

Buck: | get it.

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Eddie: You’re too fine to be single.

Buck: Baby, it’s not the looks.

Buck: I’m not right in the head.

Eddie: I still don’t see a problem.

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Hen: I just saw your ex.

Buck: Which one?

Hen: The one who ruined your life.

Buck: Which one?

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*After an argument*

Eddie: Baby.

Buck: Fellow associate.

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Eddie: Have you ever been kissing a girl thinking, like, ‘fuck when’s this gonna be over?’

Chim: Never, I love my wife.

Ravi: No.

Buck:

Michael: Yes.

Eddie:

Eddie: Oh.

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Buck: Sorry for being insane, do you still think I’m malewife?

Eddie: Always.

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Buck: Do I make you hard?

Eddie: You make everything difficult, yes.

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Buck: I can’t marry you!

Buck: You’re too good to me!

Eddie: What does that even mean?

Buck: You are too nice to me!

Eddie: That’s not a problem.

Eddie: I’ll be less nice.

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*During a gathering at Bobby and Athena’s*

Hen: Eddie just said ‘it’s not homewrecking if you’re hotter, it’s home improvement’, I—

118 family: 🤣

Tommy, also laughing: Who was he talking about?

118 family: 😶

Hen, looking pointedly at him: Oh, no one in particular.

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Buck: I saw a shirt that Chris would like.

Buck: Is he a youth medium?

Eddie: Like a child psychic?

Eddie: No.

Buck: His clothing size, Eddie.

Buck: His clothing size.

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Eddie: I’ve never met anyone like you.

Buck: Aw! You’re too kind.

Eddie: Don’t take this the wrong way but I genuinely think you should have a mental disorder named after you or something.

Buck:

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Buck: You have nice eyes.

Eddie: Thank you.

Eddie: Your kids can have them too.

Buck: 😮