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Captain Deadbeat

I love with the idea of Captain Marvel looking scarily similar to C.C Batson and it being a well known 'fact' among heros and villians that they're the same person because it's hilarious to imagine people think Marvel is just letting his 'kids' go off and do whatever (Billy being homeless and Mary being adopted by another family) AND hes adopted two teens, who he seems to spend all his time with instead of his biological kids.

Also, with him acting fatherly, it brings up a lot of confusing feelings for younger heros who've interacted with him and had him act like a parental figure to suddenly be faced with him being a DEADBEAT?? Like this giant sunshine father figure demigod abandoned his kids and has the audacity to treat everyone as his children while his biological kids are off on their own???

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Captain Dad

(Older Billy AU, like 16-17yo)

I feel like Billy would unintentionally treat other heroes (especially the younger ones) like young street kids just because he's so much taller than everyone, like a hero will arrest a villain they've been fighting for a while, and Marvel will mess up their hair and give them an earnest "Good job!" And that hero is filled with childlike pride because "Older male figure is proud of me :)" before they realize "wait, this is my co-worker?? D:"

Hal: Marvel, could you review this translation with your Solomon powers? The ring has been acting up for me

Marvel (distracted): Oh, yeah, pass it over, kid *makes grabby hand in Hal's direction*

Hal: Thanks, man!

Marvel: Ah, see you made a mistake righ-

Hal: Did.. did you just call me kid?..

Marvel: ...no

Hal: ...

Marvel: Listen, I- I thought you were Junior?

Hal: IM NOT YOUR KID!?!

Marvel: I don't have ki- I KNOW! *sweating*

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Robin(Damien): Captain Marvel, I have a.. request.

Marvel: Hm? What do you need Robin?

Robin: I heard that you have a tiger, I would like to see it.

Marvel: Oh! *crouches down on one knee in front of Damien* We can ask Tawney if he would like to meet you, Robin, I'm sure he would love to meet you *sunny ahh smile*

Robin: tt. Of course he would *shifting slightly*

Marvel: Let's go ask Batman first, though, okay? *picks Damien up*

Robin: *stiffens* Sure..

Marvel (walks into the meeting room): Batman! Robin would like to know if he could meet my Tiger *still holding a slightly more relaxed Damien*

*the meeting room goes silent*

Batman (squinting): Put Robin down.

Marvel: *slowly looks down at his arms* Oh my gods, I'm so sorry *quickly puts Damien down* Robin, you should have said something!

Robin: tt. *standing in the middle of Marvel and Batman*

Batman (glaring at Marvel): *pulls Damien slightly in his direction by his cape* We can go to the Fawcett zoo..

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Damian attempting to hold the marvel-Al Ghul marriage together like a child of divorce. There's no bad blood between Marvel and Ra's. It's like awkward exes being forced to talk during a party.

Specifically, damians birthday party ->

Marvel: *avoiding eye contact* So, Ra's.. what have you been up to?

Ra's: ...

Marvel: ...That's ni-

Damian: Tt. Grandfather, Jason has taught me that it is disrespectful to ignore your significant others. Please, respond to Grandmother.

Jason: *Glaring at Damian and mouthing threats*

Ra's: ..Jason *glares*

Jason: Damian, *sickly sweet* You know I meant that about people you're together with, not, divorced. *mouths I'll kill you*

Damian: Grandfather is still married to Grandmother. He should treat him as such, Jason.

Marvel: *coughs* Damian, me and your grandfather got married a very, very long time ago, we've only seen each other again a handful of months ago, our marriage is basically ended-

Damian: *hands clenched* So you disrespected the Al Ghul name and divorced?

Marvel: ..Well, no but-

Damian: Tt. So you are still married.

Marvel: Um.. *looking at Ra's with pleading eyes*

Ra's: *sighs* Damian, stop this nonsense.

Damian: But you are married. I am not incorrect, grandfather.

Que the most stressful staring contest of Billy's life that somehow resulted in Marvel standing side by side with Ra's and Damian

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I think it’s very funny I got into Dc because of Damian Wayne and he got completely blown out the water the second Billy Batson was laid before my eyes. Like he stood no chance the second I had the urge to draw Billy.

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has a survival instinct of an pinappble 💔

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Yall know that post where that girl woke up from a dream crying because in the dream she was a 50yo man and had an entire family (wife, kids, etc)

Yeah that but it's Billy Batson getting hit with the other champions memory's and going "I miss my baby :,("

Captain marvel and Batman investigating a magic artifact robbery from the museum

Marvel (looking at a exhibit): Oh.

Batman: hm? Do you think you have something?

Marvel: No, it's just- I think this belongs to my daughter.

Batman: Miss Marvel?

Marvel: No- why does everyone think tha- No, I dont know, never mind.

Batman (calculating): Hrn..

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Marvel gets called for a surprise meeting the next day.

*Billy walks into the meeting room, only for it to look like an intervention*

Marvel: Oh hey everyone! Did I do somthing..?

Flash: Cap! You're okay, we just wanted to give you something! *elbows hal*

Hal: ack- yep uh, here *pushes a box into Marvel's hands*

Marvel (unwraping the box): Oh thanks! You guys got me a gift! That's the sweetest thing anyon-

*billy goes quiet for a solid minute full on dementia stare at the knit baby blanket*

Marvel: Where did you get this

Superman (sweating because they made Captain sunshine sad!?): Batman said you recognized it from your daughter! We, uh, put some cash together to get it for you?.

Marvel: Oh. Thank you.

Hal: Do you uh, like it? *gets punched by Barry* Ow!

Marvel: yes. I.. I like it. I need to go, rock things.

*Billy sped-walked out to the zeta tube*

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Billy sat with the blanket for an hour before placing it in a magic box. That box stays at the rock.

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Somthing so funny about Billy getting the memory's of the past champions randomly or randomly hearing other champions gushing about stuff they did, I like to imagine billy looking at a random heros family photo and getting flash banged by "My darling wife!!" Or "my love! My muse!!" And going oh.. oh no...

And he can't control his visual emotions well so other heros go "why are you looking at my grandma like that man??" And Billy going "haha, she looks familiar.." while the champions are screaming like their favorite actor showed up in a film

Flash: this is my great-great-great-grandpa! (Picture of some old guy)

The Ghosts Of Champions Past: AHHHHHHH REGIE GET OVER HERE YOUR BOYFRIEND IS HERE!!!!

Captain Marvel (blank faced): ...

Flash: You good man? You're kinda looking at my grandpa like he killed your wife and kids

Captain Marvel: Oh, um my bad.. just real quick is his name-

The dead champions: CHARLES!!!

Captain Marvel: C-charles..?

Flash: Yeah! Wait- how did you know?!

Marvel visibly red faced and avoiding eye contact, being forced to listen to the other champions cry Charles name: Haha lucky guess?..

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WARNING do NOT start reading books and comics or watching movies or looking at art!!! you will start wanting to create art yourself. or god forbid. writing.

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Nicolas Cage, Mads Mikkelsen, and Hugh Dancy at Osaka Comic Con 2025 [x]

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Happy 140th birthday to Wilford Hamilton Fawcett, aka Captain Billy, whose Captain Billy’s Whiz Bang Comics grew and gave us Fawcett Comic Publications.

Sad to have not dug further before and figured this guy began the publication house that gave me my favorite superhero, who shares a lot of names with him.

Thank you Captain Billy for all the laughs you gave people in your lifetime and all the ones that keep coming after it.

An illustration of Capt. Billy Fawcett from the April 1923 issue of Capt. Billy’s Whiz Bang

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Don’t mind me, just thinking about it Billy being present for every meeting of the Quintessence.

Basically these guys.

The group usually consists of

The Guardians of the Universe(Green Lantern leaders)

Zeus

Hera

Allfather(New Gods)

Shazam

Phantom Stranger

The Spectre

So basically these people are a huge deal and at least three of them are closely tied to our boy Cap. So I’m thinking, he lounges around during their meetings, especially when there’s food. Before he came around, they didn’t have anything to eat. I mean they don’t NEED to. But now there’s a new champion, one who really needs some meet on those bones.

He always ends up falling asleep. Sometimes in Hera’s hair(never in Zeus, he always forgets to brush). A couple times in Spectre’s cloak. Or he’ll even lean against Shazam’s throne.

But don’t let that make you think he doesn’t pay attention! He’s basically the only conduit the heroes of earth have to these big shots, so he takes notes and everything. Idk I just think it’s very neat if Billy had parental figures who are also just. Gigantic. 👁️👁️

Also I’m just imagining the reactions from the JL, JL Dark, and even heroes in general when the Quintessence appear in front of them once to send them a message. One of them spots Billy and just divebombs for a hug. “Guys, look! It’s the baby🤩!”

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Billy is NEVER beating the dead wife alagations - basically, the Justice League and young justice have a small party to commemorate new members joining, including Miss Marvel and Marvel Jr!

*The party had been going on for a while, people asking questions to new recruits and talking with friends. The Marvel kids were off to the side*

Hal: Miss Marvel and Jr! So good to see you, Me and Barry were wondering, how does your mom feel about the whole, you know - you two doing hero work?

Miss Marvel: *misunderstands and thinks they mean her and Captain Marvel* Oh! Uh, I'm sorry, our mom died before we started on our hero work

Barry: I'm so sorry we asked!

Miss Marvel: it's fine! I really don't mind!

*awkward silence fills the air*

Hal: *coughs* So um.. how did she die-

Barry: Hal, what is wrong with you!

Miss Marvel: Ah- She was, well killed on an archeological dig.. *looks away*

Hal: I'm sorry for asking geez- wait. What do you mean killed?

Miss Marvel: Oh, yeah, her, assistant or something.. um, I forgot his name..

Marvel Jr.: *looks up from his cup* Adam, something I think.

Hal an Barry internally: (Adam.. Adam.. that sounds familiar..? ... BLACK ADAM??? DID BLACK ADAM KILL MARVELS WIFE??)

Barry: Well, I think I heard Superman call our names, so we need to go. I'll see you later, kids! *grabs Hal by the arm speed walking away*

*the justice league rumor Mill ran its course, and the next week, Black Adam was jumped multiple times*

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Can't get this scenario out of my head where a villian broadcasts a live (magic) video from a hidden (magic) camera of whatever Captain Marvel is doing, expecting to reveal to the world how he's actually evil or somthing, but instead is just ten minutes of captain marvel being a little jolly guy.

Villian: Let's see how your precious Captain Marvel is really like behind closed doors!

*video starts to reveal Marvel skipping down a road with a rainbow baseball cap and overalls (over his suit) skipping down the road oversized lollipop in hand*

Marvel: Lalalalala *humming a tune, probably some 1950s tune, think singin' in the rain sung by Gene Kelly*

Villian: ...what

Justice League: ...

*Marvel unhinged his jaw and ate the lollpop in one bite*

Superman: WHAT THE-

Or like

*Marvel feeding and taking care of like thirty baby kitten's, wearing a literal boyscout outfit on (he has almost all 138 except the weather merit badge)*

Hal: Is he- is he wearing what I think he's wearing?

Batman, over thinking doing detective analysis to figure out how this conects to his identity: ..hn

Flash: Where did he get all those kitten's???

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Billy was told immediately by Solomon that he was about to be watched and dressed up (the kitten's were a peace offering from him visiting another universe)

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Billy dabbing up tawny after foiling dr Sivanas plans once again

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Well fucks? Get to it!

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Proof that Tony Stark is not an alcoholic in the MCU. Part 2

Iron Man 2:

What’s going on: Tony is dying from palladium poisoning. Alcohol would make things worse for him. Let’s check how much he drinks there:

0:18:15 – Tony is drinking chlorophyll to reduce symptoms.

0:21:20 – Pepper asks him “Have you been drinking?”, Tony replies “Chlorophyll”. He’s completely honest (we just saw him doing it).

0:21:40 – they are drinking champagne to celebrate the new CEO of Stark Industries.

0:26:28 – Monaco. Waiter brings alcohol to Tony and Pepper. Tony takes a glass of (probably) scotch and Pepper a glass of something else.

0:26:31 – Tony says “Cheers” but moves his glass towards Natasha (as if showing her to take it), and she instantly takes both glasses from them and gave them back to the waiter. The guy looks kinda disappointed.

0:26:40 – Pepper takes her drink back, but Tony doesn’t.

0:51:40 – blood toxicity level – 89%. Tony repeats that he wants to cancel the party.

0:53:00 – Tony drinks the dirty martini that Natasha made for him.

0:53:58 – Tony seems drunk. He has a bottle in his hand.

0:55:09 - Pepper takes the bottle from him.

0:56:30 - we can see another bottle in Tony’s hands (Re­my Mar­tin Co­gnac). It's less than half full and there's no way Tony could drink it all.

Then Tony and Rhodey fight each other. See my post “Tony wasn’t drunk (or explanation of his plan to die alone in IM2)” to understand what’s going on in the scene.

Briefly: Tony’s blood contains an almost deadly amount of palladium and can’t stand much alcohol, which is toxic if you didn’t know. He wants to pass his armor to Rhodey without making him and Pepper suspect that something is wrong (see Fury’s words in the Donut scene). He needs to control what’s happening, so he can’t drink at the party, but he pretends that he does. For example, he “can’t stand” in one moment, but has no coordination problem after that. He has “slurred” speech at the party, but after the fight started, it’s back to normal. He can aim easily, something that a drunk person wouldn’t be able to do. He also hurt no one, despite seemingly reckless behavior, and drove the crowd away before blowing up the house with Rhodey.

1:14:58 – Tony drinks Dr Pepper with ice (not alcohol) – we can see the can on the table next to him at 1:14:50.

That’s it. Again we have like 50 minutes until the end of the movie and there are no more scenes where Tony drinks something.

What we can tell by now? Tony drinks 2 times throughout the movie (a glass of champagne at 0:21:40 and a glass of martini at 0:53:00), that’s even less than in his first movie. For comparison, Pepper had 2 drinks in the movie too. And she is not even the main character, accused of being an alcoholic.

He shows poisoning symptoms and “strange” behavior in the movie that others (Rhodey and Pepper) see as signs of alcohol intoxication (like at 0:21:20 or in the Alternate Opening of the movie). I’ll write about that more in the future.

Conclusion: still “normal drinker”.

If we go back from the MCU to our real world, the reason behind the fact that Tony is not an alcoholic on Earth 199999 is purely financial – we are dealing with a movie, whose audience includes kids and teenagers. And one of the main sources of profit for Marvel is merchandise for young consumers. And a guy with a drinking problem is not the most appropriate hero for them.

Here’s the screenwriter Justin Theroux’s words about Iron Man 2:

“…That's how we landed on his illness, that it's the metaphor for a man who's running out of steam and needs his friends to step up. Whereas, if we ran right toward the 'Demon in the Bottle' story, nobody wants to see Tony like that."

"We realized that in a comic book you can have one key-frame where it's a guy, drunk, but in a movie, that's gotta be a big scene and it's gotta be addressed," added Theroux. "A thirteen year old kid does not want to see drunken Tony."

Source: https://www.mtv.com/news/npe63j/demon-in-a-bottle-iron-man-2-justin-theroux

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