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Tosh, to Gwen: You know, some animals have survived thousands of years without developing brains.

Ianto: Truly a ray of hope for Owen.

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Owen: When I was born, the gods said, “He’s too perfect for this world.”

Ianto: Oh please, when you were born, the Devil said, “Finally, competition.”

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Jack: Am I in trouble?

Ianto: Take a guess.

Jack: No?

Ianto: Take another guess.

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Ianto: You often use humor to deflect trauma

Jack: Thank you

Ianto: I didn't say that was a good thing

Jack: What I'm hearing is, you think I'm funny

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Jack: *Kicks the door down looking panicked*

Ianto: What did you do?

Jack: Nobody died.

Ianto: WHAT KIND OF ANSWER IS THAT?!

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Jack: You love me, right, Ianto?

Ianto: Normally, I’d say yes without hesitation, but I feel like this is going somewhere and I don’t like it.

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Owen: Must be hard not being able to laugh

Ianto: I do have a sense of humor you know

Owen: I’ve never heard you laugh before

Ianto: I’ve never heard you say anything funny

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Jack: Bad things keep happening to me, like I have bad luck or something.

Ianto: Jack, you don't have bad luck. The reason bad things happen to you is because you're a dumbass.

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Andy: I really like this whole ‘good guy, bad guy’ thing you guys have going on.

Jack: It’s not an act, it’s just that I’m mean and Tosh isn’t.

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Jack: You have to apologize to Ianto.

Owen: Fine.

Owen: 'Unfuck you' or whatever.

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Gwen: I love you guys, you're the best thing that's happened to me.

Jack: We're the best thing that's ever happened to you?

Gwen: Yes!

Ianto: I'm starting to feel a little sorry for you

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Tosh: I’m kind of crushing on someone, but I’m worried about telling you who it is, because you’re not going to like it

Ianto: Just rip the bandage off.

Tosh: It’s Owen.

Ianto: Put the bandage back on.

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Gwen: If you had to choose between Ianto and all the money I have in my wallet, which would you choose?

Owen: That depends, how much money are we taking about?

Ianto: Owen!

Gwen: Two pounds.

Owen: I'll take the money.

Ianto: OWEN!!!

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Jack: In my defense, I was left unsupervised.

Ianto: Wasn't Gwen with you?

Gwen: In my defense, I was also left unsupervised.

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Jack: What if I press the brake and gas at the same time?

Owen: The car takes a screenshot.

Ianto: For the last time, get the fuck out.

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Ianto: Jack, I need you to sign some paperwork .

Jack: Sure, pass it here.

Jack: …

Jack: Ianto, this is a marriage certificate.

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Jack, holding a python: Guys I impulsively bought a snake, what do I name him

Ianto: You did WHAT–

Owen: William Snakespeare