#incorrect torchwood quotes

[everlastingautumn23]

[iamsuperwholocked]

Jack: *does something dumb*

Ianto: I can’t believe I’m going to sleep with him.

Gwen: You don’t have to.

Ianto: No, I’m gonna.

[headcanonthings]

Jack: *laying his head on Ianto's lap* Ianto, petting his head: This is why people think we’re dating Jack, sitting up: Wait- We’re not dating?

[geekgirl750-writes]

Jack: God gives his toughest battles to his strongest soldiers

Ianto: Was the store out of dino nuggets again?

Jack: Yeah :(

[catharinatudor]

[tiny-tardis]

Ianto Jones: I can’t believe everything went according to plan for once!

Gwen Cooper: I didn’t even know we had a plan!

Jack Harkness: That’s probably why it worked.

[johnlocked1827384]

Ianto: your on speaker phone behave

Jack: or what? you'll punish me

[inaccurate-janto-conversations]

Ianto: Your honor I love him

Judge: ...You are aware that this man killed your girlfriend in cold blood, are you not?

Ianto: I am

Judge: So then how-?

Ianto: With all due respect your honor do you think we'd be in this situation if I knew how the fuck to answer that question?

[tenracoonsinacrisis]

Jack: Ok guys, no having sex with that alien

*Later*

Jack: What did I say?

Gwen: "Guys"

[c-murphy]

Jack: Have you ever experienced PTSD, depression, sleep deprivation, anxiety, or emotional manipulation?

Gwen: No?

Jack, offering her a job at Torchwood: Would you like to?

[everlastingautumn23]

[iamsuperwholocked]

Tosh, to Gwen: You know, some animals have survived thousands of years without developing brains.

Ianto: Truly a ray of hope for Owen.

[headcanonthings]

Jack: Do you like sleeping? Ianto: I do. Jack: Wow, me too! We should try it together sometime.

[incorrect-torchwoodsoho-quotes]

Andy: I can't imagine what Norton is planning. But I can tell you two things. We won't like it and it won't be legal.

[catharinatudor]

[tiny-tardis]

Owen Harper: I keep a picture of all of us in my wallet. Whenever I face difficulties, I take it out and stare at the picture.

Jack, Gwen, Tosh, and Ianto: Awwww...

Owen Harper: And I tell myself "If I can deal with these idiots, then I can deal with anything."

Jack, Gwen, Tosh, and Ianto: Oh.