Just turned 21 in January (alcohol is kinda fun) I draw nsfw art despite the p0rn ban, ask me how that life choise is going, I dare you •-•
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I just asked my boyfriend's best friend for Drama recommendations, Ya-know to bond, and she started buffering
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If Sherlock Holmes was Isekai'd to a fantasy world he would just deduce the rules of this world and get back to solving crimes. He'll find an elf girl sidekick,name her Watson, and pretend like nothing happened.
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I dint have a witty comment, just super cool
People with low spoons, someone just recommended this cookbook to me, so I thought I’d pass it on.
I always look at cookbooks for people who have no energy/time to do elaborate meal preparations, and roll my eyes. Like, you want me to stay on my feet for long enough to prepare 15 different ingredients from scratch, and use 5 different pots and pans, when I have chronic fatigue and no dishwasher?
These people seem to get it, though. It’s very simple in places. It’s basically the cookbook for people who think, ‘I’m really bored of those same five low-spoons meals I eat, but I can’t think of anything else to cook that won’t exhaust me’. And it’s free!



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Not all stories senter around heros of legend
Imagine this..
You are the healer and support of your traveling party. Unfortunately.. you also seem to be the side character in their story.
Constant danger. Constant use of your mana to shield others and heal them. Your only purpose is to make sure the main characters don't drop dead.
The only one who seems to have your back is the orc barbarian. Also, another character who seems to be on the sidelines as the 'main characters' forge their story. He constantly makes sure to protect you and that your voice is heard as well.
But after, yet another, dangerous battle, the group gets separated. You were shielded from falling debri by the orc barbarian. The dust settles as you both are hurting, tired, and quite done with following the main protagonists this far.
"We should find shelter near water.. then camp for the night." The orc suggested as you both carefully evacuated from the battle sight.
Without the main characters around for the narrative to focus on.. It felt as if your arc was just beginning.
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Anxiety is just the goblins in your brain that don't want you to have nice things
#had a “long term talk” with my boyfriend and felt like throwing up the entire timw#turns out we have really simmiler ideas about what we want#and my goblins had convinced me that conversation would end in ruin#talk about the future with people you want IN your future♡#anxiety#couples#mental health
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My boyfriend gave me a head Pat and it was really God damn sexy, send help
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True love is finding the person I show my Furry Smutt Tumblr for the first time
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The hotels i go to have free ones in all the public restrooms
Isnt it weird that hotel rooms provide toilet paper, tissues, shampoo, conditioner, lotion, soap, and ive even seen some provide make removal wipes, but I’ve never seen a single one provide pads or tampons?
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The world might be burning but that doesn't mean I can call out of my double shift ✌
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It's almost like villainizing half the population has consequences
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Why is flirting with women so different than flirting with men?
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Imagine type 1 and 2 living together, war zone.

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Empire siblings. I love them so much.
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App still broken, but I saved the web link to my homepage. I'm calling this situation resolved until further notice.
My AI Dungeon Stopped working, I'm gonna have to stqrt to write my own smut yell
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I'm the type of girl that has a Spotify Playlist for my newest dnd character, but if you ask me (an artist) to draw or even describe them i end up sobbing in the corner.
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