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Omg please reply if you study music at university
OK SO im writing a fanfiction and one of the characters studies music only problem is IDK WHAT YOU GUYS STUDY HOW IT WORKS WHAT NOT!! Please helpp!! Im begging
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What kids 👀👀
Bronya and Seele: [bickering]
Natasha: You two sound like an old married couple.
Seele: Well then I want a fucking divorce!
Bronya: No Seele! What about the children?
Seele: I'm taking the kids and the house!
Natasha: I said that to make you both stop, not to make things worse! Forget I said anything!
Bronya and Seele: [go back to bickering]
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If you are unable to afford donating, this link allows you to click a button every 24 hours in order help donate to Palestine.
American mutuals, I seriously urge you to tell Congress and Biden to stand with Palestine, and do not stop sending this message. You can also donate here.
This is not a war; what Israel is doing to Palestine is genocide. Do not sit idly by and do not stay quiet. Now more than ever is the most important time to not look away.
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Mika: If you have 10 cookies, and I ask for 5, how many would you have left?
Yuu: None.
Mika: …Yuu-Chan, this is basic math, it’s not that har—
Yuu: I would give them all to you because I love you.
Mika:
Mika, visibly holding back tears: Disgusting, absolutely repulsive, get out of my house.
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these guys.. always flirting on the battlefield
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Shonen authors writing a hetero romance: They bicker... But... They KISS?!?!?! Revolutionary.
Shonen authors writing two male "best friends": They are friends, partners, family. They complete each-other. They've been together for so long it's hard to tell where one ends and the other begins, and they know each-other so intimately that they can predict every action the other will take. They're opposites and yet they go together like a pair of gloves, they're yin and yang, they fill each-other's weaknesses and boost each-other's strength. They wouldn't be alive without one another, they wouldn't want to be alive without one another. Even when they're on different paths, they trust each-other blindly. Even as enemies they are willing to put their lives in each-other's hands. Their life goals involve one-another, all the roads in their life lead to their partner. A part of one will always be with the other, no matter how far apart the fates carry them.
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creating ons textpost for the first time
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don't forget to give your husband a kiss!
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Jing Yuan: So... who's the big spoon and who's the little spoon?
Dan Feng: We're chopsticks!
Jing Yuan: Well... that's cute!
Jing Yuan: Does that mean you two snuggle together perfectly?
Blade: No, it means that if you take the other away, the only thing the other is good for is stabbing.
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They have this conversation every single morning
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group divorce starts in five
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the best father-son duo to exist.
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Shout out to Yanqing, 14 years old, who’s biggest threat to his career is the fact that his boss is also his dad
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Yin Yu: I'm having problems with a guy...
Hua Cheng: Like his dead body won't fit into your trunk kind of problems, or you like him kind of problems?
Yin Yu: I like him kind of problems.
He Xuan: Welp, you’re on your own. We could’ve helped with the first one.
Yin Yu: Why did I come to you guys for advice?
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Stay strong soldier dont sway in your faith believe that one day the ao3 gods will return to us and in the meantime don't follow the satanic ways of wattpad *shudder*
I can’t stand this a moment longer, I’ve broken I’ve snapped
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I downloaded wattpad.
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i have gone a whole night without ao3. 😭🤧 i need my fics last night i got a full 7hrs of sleep because there was no ao3.
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