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MY WIFE CHANGING LANES ON THE HIGHWAY
#Big Little Lies#give a woman a moment#Renta#Laura Dern#the finger#love#romance#marriage#HBO#marriage humor#he said she said
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MY HUSBAND WHEN SOMEBODY CANCELS PLANS
#Detective Pikachu#Pikachu#Pokemon#canceled plans#stay home#love#romance#marriage#marriage humor#he said she said
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MY WIFE AT A SEPHORA SALE
#Beyonce#Beyonce Homecoming#slay#slay bitch#sephora#love#romance#marriage#marriage humor#he said she said
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MY HUSBAND MAKING ME LOOK AT HOW MUCH MONEY I SPEND ON MAKEUP

#BirdBox#Sandra Bullock#if you look you die#it's beautiful#look#Netflix#BirdBox movie#overspending#love#romance#marriage#marriage humor#he said she said
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WHEN MY WIFE’S DECIDED I’VE HAD ENOUGH TO EAT
#Three's Company#retro sitcoms#Jack Tripper#John Ritter#eating#love#romance#marvel#marriage humor#he said she said
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He probably told her to smile.


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MY WIFE AFTER WE GET HOME FROM SEEING ANYONE
#Rose Nylund#Betty White#The Golden Girls#backstabbing slut#love#romance#marriage#marriage humor#he said she said
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WHEN MY HUSBAND ROLLS OUT OF BED TO COURTESY FART IN ANOTHER ROOM.
people/objects randomly exploding in cartoons will forever be the funniest thing in the entire world to me
#Spongebob#Spongebob Squarepants#Squidward#explosion#fart#farts#love#romance#marriage#marriage humor#couples#he said she said
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DEFLECTING MY HUSBAND’S BULLSH*T LIKE...
#nope#not today#deflect baby#Wonder Woman#Lynda Carter#love#romance#marriage#marriage humor#couples#he said she said
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WRITE WHAT YOU KNOW.

#how to murder your husband#how to books#good advice#bad life#love#romance#marriage#marriage humor#he said she said
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#Chris Rock#Marriage is HARD#Nelson Mandela#I can't take this shit#love#romance#marriage#marriage humor#he said she said
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US HEADING OUT FOR THE DAY.
#Malcolm in the Middle#Lois#Bryan Cranston#love#romance#marriage#marriage humor#TV marriages#road rage
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ME AND MY HUSBAND TRYING TO DECIDE WHAT TO ORDER FOR DINNER
#ubereats#indecisive#what to order#what to pick#can't decide#order in#take out menu#decisions#love#romance#marriage#marriage humor#he said she said#door dash
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MY HUSBAND WHEN I’M READY ON TIME
#cats#cute cats#cats of Tumblr#cats of Instagram#ready on time#shocked#love#romance#marriage#marriage humor#he said she said
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MY WIFE AFTER I LOAD THE DISHWASHER “WRONG”

#The Golden Girls#Blanche Devereaux#eat dirt and die#loading the dishwasher#love#romance#marriage#marriage humor#he said she said
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PHONE SEX.
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