they/them, aroace || I have two brain cells, one is a depressed motherfucker and the other one is an excited toddler, and they're both playing tag in what's left of my brain || i love tags, tags are funny
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I like that when I say to my friends: "I wanna die", their answer is: "How?".
I don't know if you people understand.
Two of my friends are learning to fly planes.
Another one is a 17-year-old motorcyclist who destroyed three phones in one week in motorcycle related accidents.
One is a disabled sweetheart who is my platonic wife, but we do double suicide jokes instead of dates.
The fifth one is a fucking idiotic kinda-of-evil genius who wants to rule the word or make an alien ship.
I don't think it is just me who will die. We're all in danger.
#friends#found family#fucking idiots#i love them#but i fear them#when the depressed person of the group is the only one with survival instincts#you know its bad#actually the 17 years old is the most responsible between all of us#im the second usually#but it depends
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No, I'm not gonna "enjoy the meal" because if I feel the food touching my mouth more than I already do, I might throw up on your carpet. Believe me, it's not because you're a bad cook, it's because my brain woke up and chose violence.
So, yeah, I'm gonna keep shoving this shit down my throat like I'm a fucking garbage disposal and you would be fucking grateful for it.
Thank you, and goodnight. *mic drop*
#probably autism#rambles#ramblings#sensory issues#food discourse#it's not even about how the food tastes#at this point i just hate eating#it's such an inconvenience#i will keep doing it of course#but im not happy about it#don't get me wrong#i love some types of food sometimes#but it's still too much of an inconvenience#shitpost#ok im going to bed now
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Cuphead to Mugman, every time he bets BOTH of their souls: You live with me or die with me.
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Anyone else wandering how does that work exactly? Like, you can just bet another person soul, okay, but what are the limits? Does the person have to be there with you , or can it be, for example, in another country? Does it work with strangers, or just family members, or friends? I need answers
#cuphead#mugman#cuphead and mugman#the cuphead show#sibling behavior#i don't have siblings#but my cousin does#she would bet her sisters soul anytime of the day#she just hasn't had the chance yet#hell she would bet my soul too#what im trying to say is#this is the best relationship between siblings I ever seen in my life#and that's a little bit sad#but im an only child#what do i know#too many tags#ok im going to bed now
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Mugman, after arriving in hell: So, you're telling me all I have to do is hang on this wall?
Devil: Yes, you will be stuck here forever, suffering!
Mugman: And you wouldn't blow me up with a rocket?
Devil: ... should i?
Mugman: And I don't need to keep anyone from accidentally killing themselves?
Devil: ...
Mugman: And you're NOT gonna make me feel bad for not wanting to jump off a cliff and then try to replace me with someone better?
Devil: Sorry what-
Henchman: * wandering if they should invest in a fucking therapist *
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Meanwhile, Cuphead: * ugly crying on the couch *
#the cuphead show#cuphead#mugman#cuphead and mugman#cuphead henchman#cuphead the devil#mugman is just happy for the break#mugman needs a break#two hours in this and the Devil is already questioning his career choices#henchman is not paid enough for this#henchman is probably not paid at all#cuphead loves his brother#he's just fucking STUPID#i hate the “another brother” and “lost in the woods” episodes#especially the last one#still love this show tho#i love tags#too many tags#okay bye
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Mugman, in their teen years: I think I like dressing up like a woman sometimes.
Cuphead: * staring blindfully into the sun *
Mugman: Any fucking thoughts?
Cuphead: And prayers. You're gonna need them.
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No, but he's right. I tried being a woman for like 14 years, hardest shit of my life, never again.
#cuphead#mugman#tallulah piccolo#cuphead and mugman#the cuphead show#the cup brothers#am i watching too much tiktok#yes i am#do i want this to be my first post?#no i do not#do i care right now#fucking no#i like to think that mugman in his teenager years will be mostly done with everyone and everything#especially his brother#he still loves him ofc#he's just better at calling out his bullshit#he's still a sweetheart#just a tired sweetheart#text post#too many tags#shitpost
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