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I believe that attitudes towards art will always come to impact other academic areas

“the curtains are just blue” okay and this study proving known carcinogens are “good for you, actually” paid for and published by scientists funded by a major producer of those materials is probably totally objective too

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spread the word pus cream broccoli toes

lions are very mean and like jellyfish

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a good way to inspire yourself to do more is to see yourself as the wacky sitcom B plot character in your friends lives, "wouldnt it be funny to tell the friends in my phone about it." has gotten me to do anything from going to a festival (excelent) to wild camping (it went badly) (coastguard called) to trying to get the train to stonehenge (stonehenge costs money so i ended up just getting lunch in sailsbury, it was okay.) i bought a bicycle today and 20% of my reasoning was "itd be funny to surprise my roommate by coming home with a whole bike." . life is for living. and baby i live for the bit.

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WAIT HOW DID THEY FIND OUT

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JUST IN: Memedocumentation hurricane, a devastating category 3 storm, is predicted to hi

“Do not fall in love with meme blogs like me. I will show you videos, and GIFs, and text posts, and document the memes you love, so that you can never go back to them without tasting me like blood in your mouth. I will destroy you in the most beautiful way possible. And when I leave, you will finally understand, why storms are named after people.”

— Ancient proverb

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sharks are smooth source i got eaten by a shark once

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shorthands for dumbassery that i have grown to love deeply

"how dare you say we piss on the poor" in response to someone misinterpreting your post

"_ isnt gonna fuck you" for suck up behavior

"woah. should we tell everyone? should we throw a party?" for who the fuck cares

"and what if the world was made of pudding" for when would this ever matter.

"and sharks are smooth both ways" for a group of people heatedly arguing with 1 guy who is fucking with them all

".. but its about a witch in the alps finding her lost cat" for someone trying to sanitize something to the point of absurdity

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i dared you to say "piss" at the poor?

The reading comprehension and overall common sense on this website is piss poor.

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being on tumblr is like being in a car in a parking lot

like it's technically public, but you're also sorta in your own little bubble, and people have to be Actively trying to listen in order to hear you, if they're even aware that you're speaking at all. and then sometimes you accidentally bonk the horn with ur elbow and suddenly the whole parking lot knows you're a virgin

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i love dandelion crayon girl with all my heart. oh to be so, so passionate about something. it warms my heart. this is what life's for

Sometimes I love the internet, actually. Incomprehensibly huge place but also so small. Saw a video on Instagram where Crayola was announcing they’re coming out with a box with some limited edition previously retired colors, including Dandelion. This video had hundreds of comments and almost all of them where “omg where’s the dandelion crayon girl she’s going to be so happy” and it was such an unimportant thing, but it was just cute

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Slow burn but it's written by an impatient person

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it's ok, pick the bloodclot. will lead to silky smooth (not)

maybe this time picking at Textures on my skin will lead to being silky smooth

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finally, my time to shine!

Floor soup is on the menu again tonight fellas