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AAAAAAAHAHAHAAAAAAAA it's only been 11 days and I already crave another concert
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Mario Awards 2025
I'm sure my followers are already aware of this, but this year is the twenty-year anniversary of the Super Mario Wiki, and you can vote for this year's Mario Awards right now! polls close in two weeks, so get in there and vote for your favorite (and least favorite) things from the greater Super Mario franchise!
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on watching a parent age
i saw somebody say “what if you’re gone and i haven’t become anything yet” and basically that broke me on a random thursday evening

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went to the glasgow living tombstone concert and it was the best. HIGHLY reccomend. here is some doodles from the show.
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assigning tombsonas dumb shit i’ve done:
ZERO_ONE: trying to stop someone from talking by pressing the pause button on their headphones.
RUST: realising a mate forgot their stuff, running after them and losing their bank card on the way. instead of finding it, sitting down in a train station for an hour waiting to think of a solution.
ARMSTRONG: getting in a bus and picking a random destination because they didn’t know what the place they were going to was called and didn’t want to have to ask.
TESLA: been so tired they went to get a drink and instinctively reached for a bottle of mayonnaise.
DOC: broken a bottle of perfume in their jacket pocket that couldn’t be soaked out after washing it five separate times.
#zero one tlt#rust tlt#armstrong tlt#tesla tlt#doc tlt#the living tombstone#can we tell what part of my mind has reactivated
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Nikprice are breakfast people, not dinner people.
Nikolai takes Price out to fancy restaurants at seven AM after having made extensive calls just so that the man he loved could enjoy a proper English, black pudding and all.
Price spends his mornings flipping pancakes and chopping bananas, ignoring the way his eyes threatened to shut. Upon finishing, he plates the food and places it on their nightstand before curling back into bed, tapping Nik’s shoulder twice to wake him.
Nikolai takes the sourdough he had started making out of the oven, before brushing it lightly with butter and marmite (he hates the stuff, but alas). He finishes scrambling eggs also, and puts it onto Price’s desk minutes before his husband finishes his shower.
Dinner is too loud, too busy, and too much happens in their days to make it work. After the seventh cancelled dinner in a row due to a last-minute op, or sickness, or exhaustion, or that one time Nikolai ended up stuck at the police station for.. various reasons, they gave up on it.
But the morning is theirs.
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wip Nikolai's orthodox gay guilt
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a printer error is an attempt from god to get you to kill yourself but you must be stronger and you must must must beat the printer to death with a large object like object
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Nikolai spends hours stoking fires outside, all to make Price a good brisket, or a burger, or whatever else he mentioned craving.
Sure, it’s not what he’s used to cooking. He’s used to shivering in the cold and making a soup, not sweating, knelt down as he tries to force more coal into a fire.
He could use a grill. But the labour of his love dictates a proper fire pit, dictates something worth the man who’s currently napping on the couch.
Price, on the other hand, learns to knit just well enough to make Nikolai scarves.
They’re not well made, far from it, the links are messy and he feels awkward the entire time. But, nonetheless, he continues. Hats, and gloves, and the occasional jumper, anything possible.
Price knows the man neglects to consider his temperature, and that he’s all too happy to hand over a coat despite shivering. So he’ll stay inside, lying on the couch, working slowly.
#cod nikolai#captain john price#nikprice#call of duty modern warfare#i’ve been watching this barbecue show lately#it’s so entertaining
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SAME SEX MARRIAGE FOR ITALY
Hey italiani!! There's an official ministry of justice referendum to get same sex couples the same rights as heterosexual couple in being actually married and not just "uniti civilmente". This will grant them the same rights in adoption and stepchild adoption.
Of course the big news arent talking about it so the only way to let it circulate is through spreading the info ourselves.
It needs 500k signatures in 3 months and while that alone will not automatically grant equal rights it will be a HUUUGE step forward in italy, lately quite discriminatory politic.
Here's the link to the referendum! Se siete italiani e potete entrare con lo SPID firmate!
If you're not italian, please spread the word as it might reach someone that can sign!
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space style azumarill sitting on a lifeguard stand, with a rocket launch lighting the sky 🚀🌌
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Nikolai takes Price out to every match, or musical, or meeting, every concert, or conference, or convention, that he can find.
Because he didn’t get the chance to go out, where he was before. He didn’t get to experience the world around him. Nikolai didn’t get to leave the bubble he grew up in, because it’s hard to go anywhere at all with nothing to your name.
Price, if he’s honest, hates it. The next time he gets dragged out to some drag show he doesn’t give two shits about, or a five-hour lecture about some old Latin bullshit, he swears that he’ll kill someone.
That is, until he glances up at Nikolai on the train home. The way he’s smiling, mostly to himself, before looking away and out the window.
From that night onwards, Price shows up when he asks without hesitation. Whether abroad, or local, he goes to Nikolai’s side.
Because as much as he may hate spending hours in sweaty convention halls, watching his back, he hates Nikolai being sad more.
#cod nikolai#captain john price#call of duty modern warfare#nikprice#not the best post i’ve ever written but
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normally azurill are kind of sad and pathetic but this thing at the shelter is full of fury
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Price who can only be with Nikolai when he’s drunk.
Price who can’t accept his feelings otherwise, Price who feels sick to his stomach at the very thought of loving the other man.
Nikolai who takes the man out to dinner, and they sit in silence whilst the other downs glass after glass of wine until he’s sufficiently wasted, and then they begin to talk. Nikolai who just wants to be loved.
Nikolai who fought through hell and back to be who he is and hates that the other man can’t do the same.
Price who finds himself begging Nikolai to not ‘tell sober me about this’ even though all they did was hold hands. Price who’s sunk so low past rock bottom.
Price whose mission reports get turned in weeks late.
Nikolai who’s the one who actually does them half the time, anymore. Nikolai who wishes he could pull away because he knows he’s the reason the other man is hurting.
Price who’s in too deep. Price for whom it takes a car crash and lacerated liver to consider changing.
Nikolai who sits by his hospital bed begging, “please, John, I ask so little”.
Price who’s never had a taller order in his life.
#nikprice#was reading old posts and oh bloody hell#self rb#do i normally tag self rbs?#idk i normally don’t rb myself
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If you’re european and can vote please sign!
In any case, share as much as you can

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