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I got some drake x emile (from idv) satire fic + hc thing in my drafts idk if this is gonna be the one that’ll get me death threats. I hope it does!! 🥺🤞🏾

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I wonder what drake is doing rn

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Idk if this would be considered inazuma leaks I mean it alr came out? But this is satire 😭😭

🔥 Pyro Hypostasis Cube Headcanons… 🔥

*this was gonna be stupid but there’s some nsfw so heads up

🔥 he pisses the bed.

🔥 he is the youngest out of all the other cubes.

🔥 forehead so big you can play tic tac toe on it.

🔥 good at chess.

🔥 comes off as cold and uncaring but will definitely comfort you if you’re feeling worried or unsafe.

🔥 likes giving gifts but also has struggles showing affection or emotions to other people.

🔥 it would probably be a main struggle throughout your guys relationship for him to communicate his needs.

🔥 hates rainy days.

🔥 was a choir kid.

🔥likes making you breakfast.

🔥 he gets shy and embarrassed when you give him compliments. he’s not used to them.

🔥ralph from teenage mutant ninja turtles was his favorite character.

🔥 loves sweets.

🔥 eats his kit kats the weird way like he just takes a whole bite out of it instead of carefully breaking the sticks.

🔥 not a good kisser but that’s fine because he’s good at other things too.

🔥 he gets jealous easily but doesn’t act on it because of his insecurities.

🔥likes it when you make moves on him in public, loves that scandalous feeling.

🔥maybe try to act like dom but is actually a sub, will obey you if you show him who’s in charge.

🔥probs like mcdonald chicken nuggets idk why that would be a thing in genshin but they alr had that kfc crossover so he would be on team mcdonalds

🔥 has a degrading kink.

🔥 bonus with that degrading kink he probs does something wrong on purpose just for you to humiliate and degrade him.

🔥 blushes and gets embarrassed when you tease him.

🔥 will massacre a bunch of people for you. 💕

🔥loves making it oral.

🔥 probs starts crying when he eats a taki or hot chip.

🔥 loves it when you tease and edge him to the point where he’s begging for more.

🔥 was a Harry Potter kid. online debated on Harry Potter > Percy Jackson. (Percy Jackson is fire idk what he’s on abt)

🔥 perfect house husband.

🔥 he’s mean at first but does open up eventually till you can realize he’s actually soft at heart.

🔥 he loves praising you, making sure you’re having the time of your life riding him.

Ok im stopping this it’s 4 in the morning I had enough Im going to bed I’ll probs write more later or sum but probs not

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💕 Naib x Murros Dead Boar 💕

My friend once asked the question if ppl ship Naib x Murros dead boar. Idk if there’s that one person that shipped them nor have I seen a ship post on them so I shall be the first on to make one.

(This is a joke btw I blame my friend for this)

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I agree! I think u should write more!

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THIS ISNT A FOOT FET THING THIS WAS JUST FOR FUN IDK ANYTHING ABOUT FEET

Idv Female Headcanons

Emma Woods

Emma is very particular about her toe nails. She doesn’t care for nail polish but she often walks out side barefoot and her feet get very very dirty. Emma likes to keep her toenails clean and short . She’s still paying of last year’s hospital bill from when she got ring worm

Emily Dyer

Emily is a  germophobe, her feet are extremely clean and she never lets her bare feet touch the floor, including in the shower where she puts sandals on to combat the flesh eating fungus in the manor. Her toe nails are painted a baby blue and are trimmed,shaped and shaved to perfection.

Tracy Reznik

Tracy likes to suck on her toenails and wear them like lip rings. She doesn’t care what they look like and only cuts them with scissors when they rip her socks. She doesn’t get to shower often because of how busy she is with her work. Her feet smell like salty mothballs

I don’t wanna write this anymore

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This is a Tim appreciation post.

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Sometimes I forget digital footprint is a thing 😭 I don’t regret nothin yet tho 🤷🏾‍♀️

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🌹 Lucifer poo head canons 🌹

Satire btw‼️

I feel like Lucifer has moments where his poops get very hard to get out. I mean imagine just how frustrated the avatar of pride must be? His gorilla grip on the toilet seat must be insane that he nearly crumbled it to pieces. He doesn’t wanna lose this poo battle so he clenches those cheeks as much as possible and prepares for the worst. Pushing away with his strong anal muscles, the stool is halfway out the canal. Lucifer, having pride in his poops, never felt so much defeat in his life before. He nearly strains his entire rectum to squeeze that tiny bit of bodily waste out his body as a large plop hits the toilet bowl. Lucifer chuckles, feeling so much pride in his capability of handling a constipation so well. But he mustn’t get so caught in this victory as he hears his stomach furiously growl and his asshole beginning to burn up. Lucifer may have one the battle… but he hasn’t won the war…

I actually need to stop doing these ridiculous “head canons” bcus they’re getting kinda concerning….

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Ok.

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Had a heart attack when I saw some worm day post 😭

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✨🌺 male idv survivor poop head canons 🌺✨

(Only some bcus I’m lazy.)

🌸 Andrew has relatively smooth poop that squeezes out his hole effortlessly. He has problems digesting so there’s tiny chunks in his feces, with a light brown color, and it comes out long like a snake. Sometimes it burns a bit, sometimes it’s a light stool.

🌸 since Luca is a prisoner, he was given food that was either expired, old, or bad. He has incredibly wet and moist poop but spurts out his body with tiny chunks of hard poop in it. It comes out in a half liquid half solid chunk from his body. It’s slightly dark, and he constantly suffers from diarrhea. It also makes loud fart noises when he’s pushing out.

🌸 Edgar isn’t one to eat his fibers a lot, nor eat at all. With this empty diet, he has a very dehydrated stool. It comes out very hard and very slow, leaving Edgar very tense and frustrated. To make matters worse, it comes out in tiny dark pieces. It’s difficult to pass and it’s very dark and black. Edgar constantly faces constipation and sometimes lets it pass with milk or coffee.

🌸 victor poops are perfect. The right texture, warmth, smoothness, hardness, size, composure, state. The way it plops into the toilet so perfectly and effortlessly. The amount of shit left in his asshole is nearly nonexistent. It doesn’t leave him burning, constipated, or unsatisfied. It just leaves him relieved as a good poop should be. With the smile of pure satisfaction on his face he will wipe his ass with toilet paper happily and fold the toilet paper into a perfect envelope before sending it through a letter to somebody else.

🌸 Eli’s poops tend to appear fuzzy due to the amount of mucus in his poops. (That’s a thing I searched it up.) his poop is really foamy.

🌸 Naib’s poops tend to be a light brownish color with chunks and tons of cracks in it. It comes out very dry which leaves Naib grunting all the time. His poops are also very smelly that u can still smell that gross waft of air around the whole bathroom stall if you were to go right after him.

🌸 Aesop’s poops come out like pistols on the toilet. It’s like if you were to aim an AK-47 down the toilet and press your finger on the handle and never stopped pressing. His poops bang against the toilet bowl very loud and very hard. He’s like a school shooter but in the toilet. He does this all effortlessly with a monotone expression. Deadly poops r the norm to him.

🌸 Norton’s poops tend to be more like diarrhea and a liquid consistency. His asshole is usually left burning right after and when he poops it’s very painful. He probably has many anal fissures due to how spicy his poops were. They tend to have a longing smell in the room and leave his asshole itching. Norton has deep problems with his poop but ignores it. His anus is probably really close to prolapsing too.

I’m actually going to kms cuz I hate how I searched up types of poops 😭 btw this is satire ‼️ which I think is obvious at this point

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Some of my old notes on this r kinda messed up like dam

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✨ soft nsfw head canons of moby ✨

🌸 he plays with ur hair

🌸 he calls u “good girl”

🌸 he’s super overprotective and will blast somebody to claim u as his.

🌸 he’s into motor play

🌸 hates it when u cosplay lightning McQueen, will probably jump u for it 🙊

🌸 let’s u rewire his bits

🌹 is a little shy at first but gets rougher as u both go on

🌹 blushes when u call him ur little robo boy

🌹 can resize his ✨ robot pole ✨ to make u feel comfortable

🌹 engine overheats when u assert ur dominance

🌹 will take u on a date all around the world, wherever u want… 🙈

🌺 he gets off to r2d2, u can probably find it in his p🌞rn history

🌺 during foreplay, wearing a r2d2 cosplay will get his oil running

🌺 gets aggressive when a human makes moves on u, NO HUMAN is allowed to be urs 🙈

🌺 dresses up as a human bcus he is insecure of the fact that he is a robot dating a human

🌺 when he climaxes, autozone auto parts engine oil spurts out…

🌺 gets very jealous when ur spending more time on ur phone than talking to him, HES the only electronic that u should be focusing on…

🌺 into being electrocuted; electrocuting u… 🙊

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I can go on and on about how Endgame just sexualizes and objectifies women. Black Widow is not an iconic example of fierce and strong women! Charlie’s Angel provides a way better example than that Marvel piece of trash, you call a female character!

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I am so offended right now,

To be like believe that viruses take advantage of my body?! Like seriously, stop objectifying me! I am not your personal sex hot spot. It just honestly makes me SICK.

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So like some robbery happened near my place and they stole a fricking UPS truck.

Only in Florida.

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k so

i like joined a poetry club bcus i suck.

and i was just using the bathroom and i returned back to the club only to see a bunch of ppl screaming and laughing bcus a girl broke the desk.

mind u she big.

ay ik ppl can be insecure from being big and its embarrassing when u break something bcus of ur weight but she blamed it on her foot getting stuck. mind u on that part of the desk it takes a significant amount of force to make that snap and break the desk. so k.

yah but it spread, ppl talk about it for some time, was on snapchat for a while too. its pretty meannnnnnn but liek that happened.

(mind u ik the girl i wont use her name on tumblr tho bcus i dont wanna reveal identity :(((()