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Me seeing the crack fics coming in my inbox

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Pollllllll Timeeee

For something else or if you want to give suggestions into my inbox and I'll probs add for another poll depending on the request

I have all the ones i write for on my pinned post!!

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Slashers incorrect quotes

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Y/N: *hands Ghostface a heart shaped box* will you be mine?

Ghostface, takes box and opens it to find a knife inside: I aint complainin', sweet cheeks, but I thought this was a proposal

Y/N: actually, this is a blood oath

Ghostface: understood, go ahead

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Baby Firefly: *crying while Y/N comforts them*

Baby Firefly: *back to normal* sorry I was vulnerable with you. Do you still think I'm hot?

Y/N:

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Y/N, Chucky, and Tiffany Valentine playing two truths and one lie

Tiffany: *talking to Chucky* You're tackey and cheap. Plus, I hate you.

Chucky: Ha! nice try! all of those are a lie!

Chucky whispering to Y/N: she was lying, right?

Y/N:

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Y/N: why are you following me?

Billy: because we're dating now

Y/N: okay... what about Stu?

Billy: we're a package deal

Stu: buy one idiot, get one free

Y/N: *gasps* I love BOGOS!!!

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COD Incorrect quotes

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Y/N: *in the infirmary for the 3rd time that week* 10-year-old me would be so disappointed in me right now

Ghost, the one who carried them to the infirmary: they'd be right to

Ghost after a brief pause: 10-year-old me would call me a slur

Y/N:

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Price: I left instructions for everyone while I'm gone

Soap: mine just says "John no"

Y/N: mine just says "Y/N no"

Price: and I want you to apply that to every possible situation

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Y/N: you know what!!! we're smart too, LT

Ghost: what's a Blastulidium paedophthorum?

Soap: don't answer that, Y/N. He's just making up words.

Ghost:

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Y/N *texting Price*: sends a voice message

Price *texting back*: I'm in a meeting, is this urgent?

Y/N: nah, no big deal. just listen later 😘

~later~

Price: presses play

Y/N's voice message: THERE'S A FIRE-

(Gaz and Soap screaming in the background while being yelled at by Ghost)

Price:

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Hii! So I have a question. I see that you write for Dead by Daylight characters. Does that include the Twins? Specifically Charlotte? She has my whole heart and I'm just bummed there isn't a lot of content with them. If not, that's totally ok!

Hiiii love!!!

I can do something platonic for them but i find myself having a hard time to do anything more than sfw fluff! i can make it romantic but ive never tried!

if thats something youre looking for lmk <3

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Nicknames my main COD men give Y/N in different moods

(this has been in my drafts 5ever)

Soap:

Everyday common nickname: púca/ pooka (goblin/gremlin in Gaelic)

Happy or Playful: darlin' in a country accent or hottie with the body

Frustrated: babe or your name

Soft moments: baby or babygirl/ babyboy

In bed: dirty talks like a motherfucker but will praise you "good girl" or "good boy"

Ghost:

Everyday common nickname: your name (affectionately but only you know that) or love

Happy or Playful: doll

Frustrated: your name

Soft moments: my love or sweetheart

In bed: Mine

Price:

Everyday common nickname: darling or love

Happy or Playful: Babydoll or sweetcheeks

Frustrated: your name

Soft moments: my love or sweetheart

In bed: baby

Konig:

Everyday common nickname: Meine Perle (my pearl- I KNOW he says this wholeheartedly)

Happy or Playful: little one

Frustrated: Schatz (treasure)

Soft moments: Mond meines Lebens (moon of my life) or Sonnenschein (sunshine)

In bed: he will literally only talk in German because he cant handle doing dirty talk in English as he thinks it doesnt sound right... that being said... Doll

Gaz:

Everyday common nickname: babe or baby

Happy or Playful: babydoll or babycakes (cause he KNOWS you cringe) OR (unironically) Mami

Frustrated: your name or babe

Soft moments: sweetheart, love, or my girl/ boy

In bed: baby, sweet girl/ boy, or pretty thing

lmk if yall want more <33

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Shunsui Kyoraku x f!curvy reader NSFW

Requested by @electronicwitchcollection during my 1000 follower event! So sorry it's been ages! I'm getting back to requests as I'm getting into the groove again!

Smut smut smut with fluff cause this man is a LOVER!!!

Quote requested:

❤️‍🔥8 Kyoraku with curvy woman

“The way your eyes get darker when you get aroused, is making me lose my mind.”

Also, this is so long and not proofread so be gentle with me pls

WC: 942

(Y/N) sighed as she flash stepped to the roof of the building, she knew Kyoraku was at.

“Shunsui,” (Y/N) said softly, “it’s getting easier to find you now. I think you’ve gone soft on me.” She joked, making Kyoraku laugh softly.

“Or I just want you to find me, beautiful girl.” Kyoraku said amused as he lifted his straw hat to look at (Y/N). He smirked before flash stepping to in front of her and grabbing her by her waist with his muscular arms and spun her just to hear her sweet giggles.

“You look as ravishing as usual, sweetheart.” Kyoraku said sensually in her ear. 

(Y/N) couldn’t help the soft laugh she let out when she felt his breath on her ear before he places slow soft kisses down her neck.

“Always a flatterer, Shunsui.” (Y/N) whispered as one hand trailed to his nape gently twirling one of his curls around her finger. Kyoraku hummed against her pulse as he gently trailed his nose against her neck and nuzzled into her cheek, kissing her jaw softly while his hands trail over her curves gently. (Y/N) exhales from her nose softly and closes her eyes to enjoy the moment of his affection.

Despite being friends for years and years, (Y/N) never gets tired of his affection that she knows she shouldn’t be accepting so easily. (Y/N) wasn’t allowed to let anyone touch her so sensually when she’s a noble- a Yamamoto to be exact, but she can’t help it when Kyoraku makes butterflies flutter in her stomach whenever he even just glanced at her during the captain meetings she had to attend by her father’s side.

She was taken from her thoughts when Kyoraku grabbed a handful of her curvy ass making her squeal softly and pushed him away with a giggle, “You can’t do that unless you catch me!” (Y/N) says playfully before flash stepping away and around Seireitei as he chases after her letting her get ahead as he gives her false hope that she’s faster… but they both know she isn’t and that's what makes it all the more fun when he finally catches her. 

Kyoraku speeds up and scoops her up into his arms with ease as they both laugh, and he flash steps to their ‘secret meeting spot’. 

“You naughty naughty girl,” Kyoraku says to her in amusement as he throws down his captain’s cloak on the ground and lays her on top of it and kneels in front of her as his hands spread her legs and makes himself comfortable between them. “You minx.” He whispered to her. (Y/N) blushes brightly when Kyoraku situated himself between her legs as they involuntarily squeezed his hips as she watches him lean over her. Kyoraku smiles at her blush as he caresses her cheek softly. 

“The way your eyes get darker when you get aroused, is making me lose my mind.” Kyoraku says softly as his hand trails into her hair and pulls her into a heated, yet loving kiss. He can’t help but moan against her lips when she returns the kiss as his body moves before his mind could stop him as his hips grind against hers.

“Shunsui.” (Y/N) moans softly as her hands tangle into his hair. 

After that moan, it was like a flip switched in his mind as he made quick work to be inside her as he undid her yukata and his uniform as his length pushed inside her. He groans at her nails digging into his back as he waits patiently for her to adjust. 

“I love you,” (Y/N) blurts out as she moves her hips signaling, he can move.

Shunsui can’t help the growl that leaves his chest as he begins to slap his hips against hers, “I’ve always loved you,” he says in her ear as he holds her in his arms and shifts to where he has a better grip on her to move his hips against hers sensually, listening to her moans and gasps. He listens to her sweet moans and gasps that she’s shyly trying to keep in. “Don’t be shy, pretty girl,” he says as he reaches down to rub her clit, making her let out a loud enough moan that she was flushed bright red, “good girl,” he whispers against her lips as he kisses her lovingly.

He feels her clench around him as his hands grip her hips as he moves harder to bring her to orgasm feeling her tremble in pleasure as she lets out a whine from the orgasm. Due to her clenching around his length tightly, he wasn’t too far from his own release as he gives a few more quick movements and pressing his hand down on her belly as he empties inside her. He made sure to make her feel him pulsing inside him as he moaned from the bliss of making love to the woman who has owned his heart for centuries.

When they both come down from their highs Kyoraku looks down at her with a smile, “Guess I’m going to have to ask the old man for your hand, hm?” He asks her amused, making her giggle softly.

“You want to?” (Y/N) asks softly as she looks into his eyes lovingly.

“I’ve wanted to since the moment I laid eyes on you, but I know the old timer wouldn’t believe in my ‘love at first sight’ speech I was prepared to give. I think he knows now how much I adore you.” Kyoraku says as he brushes her hair out of her face gently, “You were always the woman I would devote myself to.” He adds.

This is i think my 3rd or 4th smut so pls lmk what yall think!

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Slashers: *puts Y/N in an escape room to test their skills*

Y/n: *happily kissing the security camera when they notice it*

Slasher: *smiling the talks over the speaker* baby you have to try and escape….

Y/n: but it’s so cozy in here

Slasher: *sighs and goes to get their partner*

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I’m in the works of stuff but need motivation 🤪 might post some of my incorrect quotes too

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I beg you, transformers x fem reader

I don’t care what you write or anything, i’m on my optimus and bumblebee obsession phase pookie please

For you pookie bear 😘💖💞

Bayverse!Optimus and Bayverse!Bumblebee x fem!reader

Description: How they react to your random silent treatment

A/N: Optimus' part is so freaking soft and sweet 🥺 and then Bee's is corny and cheesy fluff and this is just a short reaction to get back into the groove of writing again!!

Silence. The silence was killing them- they didn’t even know what they did wrong as they saw their precious human woman talking to Cade like it was no big deal that they hadn’t spoken to their lover in hours. They had thought maybe she just didn’t hear me or was too busy to notice. But that thought was quickly replaced when they noticed she was able to talk to everyone else just fine.

What they didn’t know was that (Y/N) was just testing their patience to see how long they could go before they got mad at her for playing such games.

Enough was enough.

Optimus:

Optimus POV

Optimus watched and waited until (Y/N) was alone to approach her so that she would be forced to talk to him. Optimus walked up to her before kneeling before her. He gently put his hand down for her to climb onto hoping that she would accept his silent invitation. When she climbed onto his hand he thanked the stars that she didn’t seem to be as mad as he thought she originally was. He then stood and walked away from the group enough to have some privacy as he spoke to her. 

Once at the spot that was hidden and far away enough, he sat down on the ground and held her up so he could look at her but her head was stubbornly turned away from him. Optimus sighed softly as he gently placed his finger under her chin and carefully turned her head to look at him. Longing shined in his optics. “Sweetspark… have I done something so wrong that you no longer wish to speak to me?” Optimus asked (Y/N) with his deep voice as his head gently moved to look her in the eyes.

(Y/N)’s POV:

Your heart ached as you looked at him and heard the genuine worry in his tone. The silent treatment was over for you the moment you saw and heard the hurt he tried so hard to hide. “No no no, Optimus- I-... I was just being childish- you did nothing wrong. Believe me, you did nothing-,” you rambled before he cut you off.

“But you have stopped speaking to me. You are not one to do such things without reason,” Optimus interrupted.

You tried to think of a reason that wouldn’t make him angry at you, “Bee told me to do it.” Really? Well, at least it’s believable. You think in your head as you give a sheepish smile and gently reach forward to cup his cheeks. “I’m sorry, Optimus. I didn’t realize how upset you would get,” you say softly as you place gentle kisses on his face making him close his eyes softly in relief. 

“Please don’t play such games again. My spark burns for you and you alone. It can’t accept you being so upset with me,” he says softly in an almost uncharacteristically soft way.

“I promise. Do you forgive me?” you ask.

“Of course.” He says as he gently touches his forehead to yours.

Bumblebee:

(Y/N)’s POV

You were just saying goodbye to Cade as you walked away and towards the rest of the group. Unbeknownst to you, Bee was watching with desperate eyes as he waited for you to come to him, but when he saw you walk the opposite way he became frustrated.

You were walking while looking at your phone when you heard a quiet whine and then loud footsteps that came rushing up behind you before you could even react, you were lifted up by Bee before he quickly transformed into the Camaro where you’re in the driver’s seat and buckled in before he speeds off at high speeds into the desert. You let out a yelp at the sudden and quick change as you watch the speedometer climb. 

“Bee! What are you doing?! You’re going too fast!” You say slightly panicked as you hold onto the door handle and the armrest desperately. 

“Shouldn’t have ignored me, babygirl,” Bee’s radio said as he changed through the stations to communicate his frustration, “now we ride!” he finished before purposefully swerving and doing donuts in the empty desert making you let out a shriek and a loud nervous laugh realizing how annoyed he was by your silent treatment.

“Ok! Ok! I’m sorry, Bee! I- I’m going to be sick!” you say between giggles as he finally stops and transforms into his humanoid form with you cupped in both of his hands as he rubs his mouthpiece against your face affectionately in a playful manner. 

“My honeypie, my sugarpie, my princess, my babygirl, my hot mama!” his radio blasted as he switched through channels making you laugh out loud as you grabbed his head and kissed his mouth piece over and over in loving affection. 

“You’re so annoying- you know that? You’re lucky you’re cute and I love you so much,” you say to him as you look into his eyes with a softened, fond smile.

“I’m lucky I have ya darlin’,” his radio switched to a cowboy accent that spoke so softly making the moment more loving and intimate.

Lmk what y'all think!!

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Kyoutani Kentarou x flirty!crush!gn!reader

Description: flirty reader always spends time with their crush, however, their crush is super clumsy and happens to take the guys down with them

A/N: honestly just so fluffy and cheesy I LOVE and I also plan on doing this for other characters but I had this one done and just haven't posted it yet. I just wanted to give yall some other ✨content✨ while I work on the other requests 😊

You and Kyoutani were heading to the cafeteria for lunch. As usual, Kyoutani was holding your bag and his hand was on your lower back as he directed you through the traffic of students as you rambled on about a show that you’ve been watching lately. He doesn’t respond much other than a small grunt to let you know he’s listening and an occasional question when the characters or storyline gets a little confusing. He took you to the food line and grabbed the food for both of you. “Wowww Kyo! You know what food I like? You really pay attention to me, huh?” You wiggle your eyebrows and bump his hip with yours lightly. Kyoutani turns his head with a slight blush and pays for both of your meals. “Hey! Wait! I was supposed to pay today,” you whined and gave a small pout at him. “Just buy snacks later and we’re even,” he said gruffly. You give him a bright smile as you grab your guys’ food and walk over to the table you two usually sit at. 

Kyoutani sits across from you as you two eat. He likes watching your facial expressions when you talk so he thinks he has the best seat in the place. He was getting distracted by how cute you are when you’re talking and wasn’t paying attention to the conversation at all. That is until you slip off your shoe and dig your toes under his pant leg to grab his attention. He jumped a bit in his seat at the feeling of your tiny foot caressing his shin. “How the hell is your foot so cold even if you’re wearing socks?” He grumbles out. “Sweet boy, you stopped paying attention to me,” you giggle at his embarrassed expression, “I asked if you wanted to try a bite of my food? I see you got something new today and I wanted to try it.” He looked at your food, then your drink, leaned forward to let you take a bite of his meal and nodded his head towards your drink. “I’d actually like to try the drink you brought today. Ya know, in exchange for that bite,” he gave a small smile to you as you grabbed your drink to hand it to him. “Let me know if you like it,” you smile sweetly as he takes a sip. “I can bring you some if you’d like my love,” he nearly spit out his drink at the nickname. 

He should be used to it at this point. You’ve always been sweet to him with these nicknames. He honestly adores it, but you don’t need to know that yet. You usually give all your friends nicknames. Even some of his teammates who you’ve known far longer than you’ve known him. You were their friend since elementary school, so you were around all the time and didn’t like how everyone thought Kyoutani was some terrible person. You made it your job to get to know him and he can easily say you’re the closest person to him. The one who genuinely cares about him and his well-being. But my love is something he’s never heard you use so genuinely. It gave him butterflies and he just wants to do everything he can for you to call him that genuinely for forever. 

Soon, lunch was finished and you were getting up to throw both of your trash away. Kyoutani was not far behind as he matched pace with you heading to your next class. However, you were distracted talking about a project you have in another class that you were unaware of the ‘wet floor’ sign. It almost happened in slow motion. Your shoes lost their grip on the freshly cleaned floor and you let out a squeak as you grab onto the closest thing to you… which just so happened to be Kyoutani who ungracefully fell on top of you on the ground. He effectively pinned you down to the ground. “Ow, ow, ow,” you mutter out as you rub your head softly. “God, you’re always a damn klutz,” Kyoutani muttered with amusement in his tone as he has a small smirk and blush on his face. You let out a small bashful giggle, “Kyo, while you make a great weighted blanket, and I’ll probably ask for you to be one in the very near future, we should get off the floor in the middle of the cafeteria,” you say with a smile. 

Kyoutani rolled his eyes as he stood up and grabbed your arms to help you up from the ground. After getting back up on your feet, you fix your uniform while Kyoutani flicks your forehead. “Wha-! What was that for?” you whine softly. “That’s for pulling me into your fall, idiot,” he chuckles softly before he wraps an arm around your waist, “You okay though? You didn’t hit your head too hard did you?” he asked. You smile softly at his concern, “I’m ok, Kyo~ Not the first time I would’ve fallen for you,” you giggle as you lean in and kiss his cheek softly. Kyoutani’s face turned bright red. “So… date after practice? You can come over and be my weighted blanket while I make you watch that show I was talking about and some takeout?” you suggest cutely. Kyoutani let out a soft sigh and nodded his head before looking off to the side. “I guess that doesn’t sound too bad,” he mumbles out before looking into your eyes again, “it's a… it's a date,” Kyoutani says before kissing your temple softly as his hand around your waist goes to hold your hand. He tugs your hand lightly, “C’mon. Sooner we get this next class over with, the sooner we have our date,” he says in a surprisingly soft voice. You smile brightly as you squeeze his hand softly, “Can’t wait,” you say sweetly.

Lmk what you guys think!! Requests are still open for the event!!!

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Any Bayverse Leo x mutant fish reader hcs? Can be fluff or smut

I went with both!! reader is gender neutral and if yall want a scenario of this lmk!! I can totally do one for this 🥴

smut is under the cut!

Description of readers mutations: fish reader is a shark hybrid- still has a humanoid body but has a shark tail attached to the base of their spine, they have a single row of shark teeth with a strong bite, gills on the sides of their neck, rough/ thick skin, and webbed fingers and toes

Fluff headcanons:

Leo knew that he was hooked when he ran into you

He always likes to run his hands over your skin cause the roughness makes his mind go brrr

You know how turtles like their shells being scratched?? He won’t tell you or ask for it but he loves feeling the roughness of your shark skin scratching his shell

It makes him let out little churring sounds and he gets SO embarrassed so pls reassure him that you love him PLS

Likes to hold onto your tail while cuddling you

When standing next to each other his hand is always on top of the base of your tail

LOVES SWIMMING WITH YOU OBVI

If you guys ever argue and you try to walk away to calm yourself he will grab your tail and pull you back to him to talk things out 

Nicknames: sharky or pup

Loves your shark teeth cause he lowkey thinks it cute

Tries to give you a tattoo to see if your skin will take it

Makes it a small matching one with his

Smut headcanons:

100% loves to fuck you from behind and has one hand on your hip and the other is wrapped around your tail against his chest

Wants you to bite him

Pls bite him

He loves bitting your skin and leaving small marks

Brain goes brrr

ALWAYS cums inside like not once has he not done so

If you can- he wants to get you pregnant so he can also see the mutations your kids would have

If you cant- he wants to just get you addicted to his cum inside you and will keep going for hours

You both have great stamina and can go for a while

When its mating season for either of you ITS OVER

He will bite you as he cums because thats how sharks do it and he finds it hot to do that to you

Requests are still open for the 1000 follower+ event!!

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Shinji Hirako x curvy!fem! reader

This was requested by @electronicwitchcollection with prompt ❤️‍🔥2 for my 1000+ Follower Event!!

SMUT and slight crack

Description: Reader and Shinji took a break from training Ichigo during his hollowfication

Warnings: absolute filth. oral m!receiving, face fucking, clit stimulation, slight (if you squint) voyeurism, dirty talk

Training Ichigo was no easy task. Much less helping him with the ‘hollowfication’ process that Shinji had gone through in the past. Shinji and you were taking a break behind a massive rock in the training basement of Kisuke’s shop and out of view of the other ex-captains and Ichigo. 

Shinji was currently twirling a piece of your hair with his fingers before bringing it up to his nose and breathing in the scent of it softly. “God, doll. I missed the smell of your hair. It’s been way too long since I’ve had you this close,” Shinji drawls with his signature smirk on his face. You smile softly, “You act like it’s been years since we’ve seen each other,” you say with a small laugh as you lean in and kiss his lips softly. His hand goes to cup your cheek as he deepens the kiss lovingly. “What can I say? You just drive me crazy, baby. I just can’t resist ya,” he says flirtatiously as his hands go to your waist before they trail down to the curve of your hips before cupping your full ass in his hands and squeezing it harshly making you gasp and playfully smack his chest. “These curves just get more and more appetizing every time I see you, doll,” he chuckles. 

You roll your eyes before a mischievous glint shines in your eyes. You grab his tie in your hands as you pull him towards the rock before pushing his back against it making his eyes widen slightly as he watches your movements closely. His smirk nearly splits his face as your hands begin to unbuckle his pants, unbutton them, and then pull them down enough to pull out his already half-hard length. “I can see you missed my cock, eh?” he snickers. You begin pumping your hand up and down his length as it hardens deliciously, “Do you want your dick sucked or not, Shin?” you giggle as you begin to place soft kisses along the vein on the side of his cock while keeping eye contact with him. Shinji let out a soft gasp at your lips brush against him and his cock twitches in your hand. Shinji threads his hand through your hair and as he’s about to open his mouth to respond, he ends up choking on his words as you take him into your mouth. You swirl your tongue around the head of his cock as you taste the slightly salty taste of his precum and suck his tip with a small moan at the taste. Your tongue runs over the slit of his head making Shinji let out a small gasp. You can’t help but smile as you feel his hand grab the back of your head and slowly push your head to where he’s fully sheathed down your throat. The stretch of your throat burned, but it felt so good. Your nose ends up brushing his pubes as you swallow around his cock. “Fuck. Babygirl, your mouth is jus’ too good,” Shinji groans out as his hands grab the back of your head as he begins to thrust his hips as he fucks your mouth at a brutal pace. Tears stream down your face as you gag and choke on his cock. Your hand trails down between your plush thighs as you begin to rub your clit wanting to cum with Shinji. His cock twitches in your mouth and you know he’s getting close. Your fingers begin to rub your bud at a faster pace to try and catch up with Shinji as his moans and grunts get you closer to releasing.

“Yo! Shinji! Y/N! Where the hell are you two?” Kensei yells out for you two wanting to take a break himself and tag you both in to take his place in Ichigo’s training. You look up at Shinji who smirks sadistically, “Maybe we should give Kensei a show, eh?” Shinji laughs softly. Your eyes widen slightly, but the idea makes you clench around nothing in excitement. You both know that you’re way too close and know you’ll finish before Kensei can find you. You deepthroat Shinji as you swallow around him as your hand that was on his thigh for stability reaches for his balls as you massage them lightly making him let out a breathy gasp as he cums down your throat. The combination of his gasp and the feeling of his cock twitching down your throat pushes you over the edge as you cum seconds after. 

“I’m going to kick your asses if you guys keep me waiting!” Kensei growls out as he’s still looking for you two. You pull yourself away from Shinji and stand up quickly when you hear how close Kensei is. Shinji quickly tucks himself back into his pants and tries to fix his clothes so he looks presentable even though he would be absolutely shameless if Kensei caught you both. You look at Shinji and smile as you smooth out his shirt and tie. “Let’s just say we were talking about our wedding plans,” you say with a sweet smile as Shinji’s hand grabs your hand with the engagement ring, and his other hand cups your cheek lovingly. “I’ll only agree to lie if you sit on my face after this training with those thick thighs of yours,” Shinji chuckles making your face feel hot as the blood rushes to your face. Shinji feels your face warm up under his hand and can’t help the laugh that escapes him. “Oh, don’t act innocent when we both know where your mouth was two minutes ago, doll,” Shinji says with a chuckle.

“You two dirty ass perverts,” Kensei groans having heard what Shinji just said.

A/N: lmk what you guys think!! comments and tips are greatly appreciated 🫶🏻 Requests are still open for the event!!

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CAPTAIN JOHN PRICE

Link to the character.ai I made for Zaddy Price 🥴

It is gender neutral unless you specifically state otherwise

Pls lmk what you think!! I’m trying to expand my work on tumblr and c.ai

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Mc: I lost me my wrongdude, have you seen it anywhere?

Lucifer:

Mc:

Lucifer: Mc, are you alright?

Mc, sobbing: Answer the question

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Sorry if this is a bit long, but maybe it could start something like this?

Y/N visits Sam at college with Optimus, who might've came with to harass Sam about helping like an alternative to the scene where they meet at the graveyard. Leo follows Sam out, probably harassing him about the website or whatnot, and basically just kinda stops like "You didn't tell me your sister was hot!" before running up ahead to hit on her, with Sam having his fifth mental breakdown of the day. Optimus isn't happy with Sam's dormmate, to say the least.

First request for the 1000+ follower event!!! Yippie!!!

Bayverse! Optimus Prime x fem!AFAB!human! Reader

OP in love with Sam's friend who is like an older sister of Sam is my favorite trope 😌💅🏻

Smut smut smut!!!

Warnings: size-difference! tried to keep this realistic so no penetrative sex. cock humping, clit stimulation. messy cum 🥴 Also cheesy flirtations from Leo

You were sitting inside Optimus who was in his semi-trailer form as you both waited for Sam to come out of his dorm building so you could surprise him. “You think he’ll be excited to see me, Optimus?” you ask softly, “I know it’s only been one day since he’s been here, but I was so upset I couldn’t help him move in,” you say with a small hint of guilt in your voice. 

“My dear sweet spark, Sam would be happy to see you,” Optimus said in his soothing deep voice in reassurance through his radio. You smile before affectionately rubbing your hand over his steering wheel. You open your mouth to say something when you see Sam walking out of the building with his roommate in tow. “Oh, look! He’s coming out!” you say happily as you scramble out of Optimus. 

“Sam!” You call out to him, effectively grabbing his attention. “Y/N?” Sam says happily as he sees you waving over to him with Optimus chilling behind you with his engine revving. Sam rushes over to pull you into a big hug as he lifts you slightly in his tight embrace. You can't help but giggle brightly as you wrap my arms around his neck tightly. “God, I’m the worst big sister ever-,” you start before you get rudely interrupted by Leo’s low wolf whistle making you pull back from the hug and look at him with a raised brow. “Damn, Sam! You didn’t tell me your sister was a babe,” Leo says as he pushes Sam to the side a bit as Leo grabs your hand to kiss your knuckles, “I’m Leo, Sam’s roommate, and hopefully your future husband,” Leo winks. Sam watches the scene unfold as he tries not to burst out laughing at the clear disgust on your face. Optimus is fuming at the scene knowing you're not exactly enjoying the flirt. Your brows raise in shock as you pull your hand away from him. “Charmed,” you say sarcastically as you wipe your knuckles on Sam’s shirt. You turn back to Sam, “Anyways, hon. My husband,” you pause to look at Leo as you lift your hand with your wedding band on it that you wear to fend off creepy men then look back at Sam, “wanted to talk to you. He said it was urgent. So, go get Bee and meet up with us,” you say in a more relaxed tone as you look at Sam. Sam can't help but chuckle lightly before realizing you're talking about Optimus and he let out a sigh. “Really? I can’t have one day?” Sam asks exasperated. “Nope!” you say as you pop the ‘p’, “And you know you can’t really say no to me and I’m not exactly asking,” you finish with a cheeky smile before walking over to Optimus and getting inside. “See you soon!” you say sweetly. 

“Wait! Here’s my number in case your husband doesn’t work out or if you want some spice in your life,” Leo says as he hands you a folded-up piece of paper and he blows you a kiss. Optimus’ engine revs loudly in annoyance at Leo’s insistence. You look at him incredulously and can’t help the laugh that comes out of you, “I genuinely don’t know where you get this confidence to go after a married woman, but I’m very much not interested, kid,” you scoff. “Leo, buddy. Trust me. Her husband is a god compared to you,” Sam adds as his hand pats Leo’s back as he guides him away from you. 

You crumple up the number and toss it aside as Optimus peels out of the parking lot. After a few minutes of driving at a fast speed and Optimus being oddly quiet, you decide to speak up. “My love?” you ask softly only to hear nothing but silence. You sigh softly, “You know you’re the best thing to happen to me right? That I’ll never get tired of you and that it’s always you on my mind right? The only one who gets me all hot and bothered,” you say reassuringly with a small giggle at your last statement as your hand caresses the dashboard in a soothing manner. “I know that. I’m not upset with you. Never with you, my sweet spark,” Optimus says with a soft sigh before pulling off to the side of the road and into a small forested area as he transformed into his humanoid form with you in his servos. 

He finds a tree and sits down with his back against it as he lifts you up to his face and carefully places kisses on your face and lips. “No one else could ever have you,” Optimus says as his spike is released and his other hand reaches under your dress to take off your panties only to realize you weren’t wearing any and he lets out a low rumbling growl. You smirk slightly, “I have to keep things interesting, Optimus,” you say teasingly. “My wife,” he says possessively and places you against his warmed-up spike making a shiver run down your spine. His voice and possessiveness were something you’d never dealt with before with him. Optimus was always so gentle and loving, but this… this was primal and rough. You begin to rock your hips lightly as your slick covers his spike making it easy for you to feel the ridges of his spike against your clit making you let out breathy moans. His servo wraps around your torso in a firm grip. “Primus, you’re mine,” Optimus groans out as he gently rocks his hips lightly to create more friction as you grind against his large spike. Your hands grip his spike as you let out a whine at the feeling of him, “I’m yours. N-no one else’s. I love you, I love you,” you whimper out desperately as your orgasm approaches. Transfluids start to leak from his tip and he pushes your hips down as he starts to apply more pressure to his length as he let out a deep moan from the feeling. Your juices have coated his spike as your thighs tighten and they become lubed up from your essence dripping down the sides of his spike. “‘M close, my love,” you gasp out as you continue to moan and whimper from the pleasure. “Optimus!” you cry out as your orgasm wracks through your body and your thighs squeeze around him. Optimus hasn’t stopped moving you against his spike as his hand moves down to hold your lower back and ass to continue the grinding. “Y-Y/N,” he groans loudly as he twitches and the transfluids shoot out from his spike in large spurts against his abdomen and breastplates. 

You watch the liquid shine against him and you bite your lip softly. “I… don’t think I’ll ever get tired of seeing that,” you say lovingly before looking into his blue optics. “Jealousy seems to be a great motivator for you… it’s quite sexy seeing you so- what’s the word,” you pause, “so deliciously possessive,” you finish with a smile and a small giggle. Optimus lets out a small chuckle as he raises his other servo to caress your cheek with the back of his finger. “I wasn’t too rough?” he asks softly with slight concern. “Your grip may have been too tight, but would I change that? Absolutely not. In fact, I like this rough side a bit,” you smile cutely, “it’s kinda, super, mega sexy,” you giggle brightly making Optimus laugh softly with you. “I love you with all of my spark and every inch of my being, Y/N,” Optimus says lovingly as he leans down a bit to rest his forehead against yours gently. Your hands go on either side of his face as you place soft kisses on his lips, nose, and forehead before resting your forehead back against his as you both close your eyes to breathe in the moment. “I adore you and every bit of me forever belongs to you. Mind, body, and soul. I love you,” you say in a soft whisper.

Bonus:

Sam turns to Bee at the place they were supposed to meet you and Optimus at. "Where are they?" Sam asks confused. Bee shrugs his shoulders and lifts his servos slightly, "Hell if I know," he says through multiple channel changes through his radio.

A/N: lmk what y'all thought about it!! comments appreciated 🫶🏻 tips are also appreciated, no matter how small 💞 much love and kisses to you all

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1000+ FOLLOWER PROMPT EVENT 🎉

The list of prompts and quotes! just send in the number on the emoji (fluff= 💘 hurt/comfort= ❤️‍🩹 smut= ❤️‍🔥) for which list and the characters you want! you can add any specifics to your request as well when it comes to the reader ☺️

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Fandoms I write for:

Bayverse! TMNT, Bayverse! Transformers, COD MW2, Obey me!, Spiderman Across the Spiderverse, Dead by Daylight, Creepypasta, Bleach, My Hero Academia, Haikyuu, Demon Slayer, Tokyo Revengers, Kuroko no Basket, and Naruto Shippuden

Fluff 💘

“Believe me, I will never be tired of you.”

“I love how you look in my shirt.”

“How come you always end up under my blanket?”

“There is no better way to start the day than seeing your face.”

“You’re unbelievable cute when you’re tired.”

“I love to hear your voice, even if you’re so far away.”

“Is it fair to say that you read the love letter and that this means ‘yes’?”

“Morning cuddles are the best part of the day.”

“Have I told you I love you today?”

“I would like my good morning kiss now.”

“Let’s go, I’ll buy you dinner. And maybe breakfast.”

“You getting so flustered is one of the cutest things I’ve ever seen.”

“I think I know what that smile means.”

“You give the best hugs.”

“How would you feel about spending the day in bed?”

“Any ideas for our next date?” “Oh, so many, we have to do this a lot more often.”

“Have you thought about what present you want?” “You’re enough for me.”

“Wait for me here?” “Always, my love.”

“Let’s spend the whole day in bed.” “We have a few more minutes.”

“You’re just the cutest.” “You’re the only one who is allowed to say that.”

“I dreamed of you.” “Was it a good dream?” “Never as good as reality.”

“Have I told you I love you today?” “Yes, but please say it again.”

“Nothing feels as good as coming home to you.” “Nothing feels as good as having you come home to me.”

“Do you think they will like it?” “They will love it!”

“I feel so calm next to you.” “I’m happy to hear that.”

“Sing for me.” “What would you like to hear?”

“Your shirt is inside out.” “Can you help me fix that?”

“Do you have to leave right now?” “I can stay for a little while longer.”

“Hold my hand please?” “When you ask so nicely.”

“Sweet of you to think of me.” “I always think of you.”

Hurt/ Comfort ❤️‍🩹

“Just close your eyes. I will still be here when you open them again.”

“Sure, you can use me as a pillow.”

“I’d come for you. No matter what, when you need me, I will be there.”

“Can you walk? I’d be happy to carry you.”

“This is not who you are. I know you better than that.”

“I know, it hurts. I’m so sorry, but we have to get this out.”

“You can hold my hand.”

“The nightmares are just an illusion. I’m really here.”

“Tell me to stay and I will be here for as long as you’ll have me.”

“It’s okay to be afraid sometimes.”

“Just keep breathing. In and out. You’re doing great.”

“You don’t have to be strong all the time.”

“It’s alright. I’m not going to let go.”

“Show me where it hurts.”

“If you don’t know where to go, you can always come here.”

“You can go to sleep now. I will keep watch.”

“Hey, listen to me. You’re safe. Nothing is going to hurt you.”

“I want you to know that it’s okay to cry.”

“Take all the time you need.”

“If you feel safer with me being there, you know I will always be there.”

“Just look at me. Forget everything else.”

“They won’t take you away from me ever again.”

“You need to keep your eyes open. Just a little longer.”

“Don’t let your fears dictate your life.”

“I’m going to ask you how you are and I would like you to answer me honestly.”

Smut ❤️‍🔥

“I dreamed of your legs wrapped around my waist.”

“Don’t act innocent when we both know where your mouth was two minutes ago.”

“We should probably leave, before we start a scandal.”

“Stop looking at me like that or my knees will not hold me any longer.”

“I think you lost your underwear somewhere.”

“My tongue still remembers the way you taste.”

“Is there some space left in that bathtub?”

“The way your eyes get darker when you get aroused, is making me lose my mind.”

“I want to count every one of your freckles with my lips.”

“Jealousy seems to be a great motivator for you.”

“Oh no, there is only one bed, what will we do now?”

“I could make you feel better.”

“Get back down here, we’re not done yet.”

“Later you will definitely need to tell me where you learned this.”

“I know I should care about the reason why you’re naked in my bed, but I will just enjoy it for a moment.”

“You’re a lot more flexible than I thought.”

“I want to please you.”

“Tell me what you would want to do, if you were here right now.”

“Your shirt got a little dirty, how about we take it off?”

“I want to give you a hickey, so everyone can see how I feel about you.”

“Oh, I love that sound you make.”

“Do you want to take it off or should I do it for you?”

“I never imagined you to be so sensitive, but I love it.”

“Maybe you could use that mouth for more than just talking nonsense.”

“If we weren’t in public right now…”

“Your hand feels much better than my own.”

“As soon as we’re both sober, we can do every dirty little thing you ever dreamed of.”

“Come on, you have to work for it.”

“I’ll take it that you like what you see.”

“Your moans will wake everyone up and I’m oddly fine with that.”

big thanks to @creativepromptsforwriting for letting me use their prompts for this list! 🥰