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vampire sucking blood from the inner thigh can be something so erotic and more vampire media needs to get on this train

look at this post with your eyes if you agree

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You’re not depressed. You just need $250,000 in your bank account.

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mike wheeler fans when someone mentions the idea of mike crying, being consumed by jealousy, getting called a slur, being tormented by vecna and just generally being emotionally destroyed in s5

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the cats and neil staring adoringly at Andrew while they wait to see in which chair he's going to sit so they could choose a spot next to him

the cats and Neil staring at the front door, Andrew gets in and the cats meow at the same time as Neil says "Andrew!"

Andrew having to forcefully push the cats and neil out the bathroom so he could brush his teeth without three pairs of eyes unblinking, zeroed on him

Andrew is convinced that the cats and neil share the same singular braincell

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If I had a dollar when a queer mecha gauntlet brawler

with a dead mom and a dad who kinda sorta teeny tiny bit forced her into the protector role, but she still absolutely adores her younger sister

(said sister tried unaliving herself at some point)

falls in love with a dark-haired beauty

(the beauty is like a princess among her people)

but then the beauty leaves

and the brawler goes through a depression arc

but after that she reunites with her sister and found family

and then they find each other

and never let go again

...I'd have 2 dollars. Which isn't a lot. I need more.

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not looking forward to when byler becomes canon in s5 and the GA does a full 180 and starts pretending like they didn't call us delusional for 10 years, and that they "knew it was coming all along" and have "always loved byler/mike" and they never said that mike was an awful character or will is a crybaby. i honestly just hate the GA

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mike seeing will passed out on the ground while the military closes in around him and letting out the most desperate, gut-wrenching "WILL!!" as he tries to get to him pls pls pls pls pls pls pls pls pls 🙏🏻🙏🏻🙏🏻🙏🏻

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HAPPY PRIDE! 🌈

Interview with the Vampire (2022 —)

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How's Finn Wolfhard gonna cope now that he's got no hair to hide his eyes behind when they force him to watch clips of himself on camera

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Bro was ready to post byler photos but they didn’t let him

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if byler ends up ambiguous or "hinted at" in the finale i will actually crash the fuck out and set the world on fire.

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and this is why lettergate and lovers lake gate have always been the best gates

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will is unconscious before the soldiers die. so basically mike is gonna run in and see will unconscious with joyce and tweak out and help him to his feet bc joyce can’t do that on her own

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it's going to be so fucking funny if derek is just following him around in his rainbow shirt the whole time like the ghost of mike wheeler's repressed homosexuality

lightened pic from @ghostlycleric

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MIKE WHEELER PROTECTING HIS POSSIBLY INJURED OR POSSESSED BOYFRIEND WILL BYERS

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THIS IS EVERYTHING AND MORE MY BOY IS CENTRAL TO THE PLOT FUCK YOU ALL THAT HATE HIM