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Hiryuu: You stabbed Monoma!?

Kamakiri: Yeah, you should have heard what he said to me!

Hiryuu: What did he say?

Kamakiri, imitating Monoma: ‘What are you gonna do? Stab me?’

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Tsuburaba: I love it when you're drinking citrus drinks and you can't feel your tongue and your entire face starts sweating, it's so cleansing.

Kendou: ...

[Later]

Tsuburaba: Kendou says I'm allergic to citrus.

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Kendou: I think you’ve had enough coffee.

Shinsou: Coffee cures depression.

Kendou: I’m pretty sure it doesn’t work that way.

Shinsou: More espresso, less depresso

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Awase: I woke up at four in the morning so I could put spiders in Monoma’s bed.

Sen: I wish I could care about something as much as you care about ruining Monoma’s life.

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Kuroiro: Everything’s going to be fine. It’s just a crush.

Juzo: Hey, Shihai!

Kuroiro: I love you.

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Manga: DON’T FUCK WITH ME, I HAVE THE POWER OF GOD AND ANIME ON MY SIDE!! aAAAAHH!!!!!!!!

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Sen: Yosetsu, look how cute these pens are.

Awase: Sen, that’s gay.

Sen: Yosetsu, we’ve been dating for three years.

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Sen: When people get too chummy with me, I like to call them by the wrong name to let them know I don’t really care about them.

Kodai: Wow, that's such a great idea.

Sen: Thank you.

Kodai: You're welcome...Shoyo.

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Tsuburaba: What are we looking for anyway?

Manga: Anything that points to criminal activity. You know...a white cloth sack with a green dollar sign, a red barrel labeled "TNT", an anvil. Anything.

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Awase: We need to get through but the door is locked. Monoma, quick, give me your credit card!

Monoma: Here!

Awase, Pocketing it: Cool. Tetsu, kick the door down!

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Kendou: Since I'm gonna be gone for a while, I've left a complimentary bowl of advice.

Kendou: *Takes a paper out of the bowl* For example, "Monoma, stop doing that" applies to everything.

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Monoma: I'm the one who got us into this mess, so I'll be the one who gets us much, much deeper into this mess.

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Interviewer: And how would you describe yourself?

Shiozaki: Verbally. But I've also prepared an interpretative dance.

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Juzo: Just be yourself

Monoma: Be myself? Juzo, I have one day to win over Kendou’s dad. How long did it take before you guys started liking me?

Tetsutetsu: Couple weeks

Awase: Six months

Sen: Jury’s still out

Monoma: See, Juzo?! “Be myself,” what kind of garbage advice is that!?

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Shiozaki: Ya know my church’s priest says that depression is like an ugly sweater.

Kuroiro: ...????

Shiozaki: It’s okay at Christmas. But the rest of the year, you gotta put it away.

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Pony: I don’t want to hurt their feelings.

Sen: Hurt their feel — do you just walk around all day thinking about other people’s feelings?

Pony: Yeah. Don’t you?

Sen: No. How do you get anything done?

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Pony: It's a feeling stick. Whoever is holding the feeling stick has permission to say whatever he or she is feeling without being judged. I'll go first. Um, I feel like I want to know what you're feeling. 

Awase: *accepts stick and immediately breaks it*

Pony: Believe it or not, that is not the first time someone has broken my feeling stick.

Pony: *pulling out another stick* I have a travel size.