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Daniels: I'm over this dumb ass ship with all these fake ass people.
Oram: [walking past] Hey.
Daniels: Hey.
Daniels: [muttering] Fuckin' bitch.
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Walter: Why is it that every time a new thing is invented, humans immediately try to use it for porn?
#source: the good place#incorrect alien quotes#alien: covenant#walter#janet#the good place#alien covenant#alien series#covenant#first post in a while#lmao
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Not an incorrect quote but has this been done before?? (my photo shop skills are terrible)
#incorrect alien quotes#id die for you meme#then perish#aliens#alien series#aliens 1986#alien anthology#ellen ripley#private hudson#corporal hicks#alien: covenant#daniels#walter#david 8#meredith vickers#elizabeth shaw#elizabeth shaw still deserved better#bishop
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Parker, walking in to see Ash trying to choke Ripley: Stop! What are you doing?!
Ash, still holding a rolled-up magazine: ...
Ash: Is it not obvious?
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THIS BLOG JUST PASSED 300 FOLLOWERS! thanks y'all <3 and i know i haven't posted anything in a while but hopefully that will change soon!
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Gorman: I'd like to remind you of what happened when I asked you to run the blood drive.
*Flashback*
Hudson: So, I forgot to put up the posters, and no one came, but don't worry, because I donated five pints all by me-self!
Hudson: [faints]
#source: brooklyn 99#incorrect alien quotes#aliens 1986#alien#alien series#aliens#alien anthology#private hudson#lieutenant gorman#colonial marines#sulaco#blood drive#brooklyn 99
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Walter: The next time you have the idea to go to some mysterious, uncharted planet, I'd listen to HER!
Walter: [points to Daniels]
Walter: She's the only one with any sense in this insane asylum!
#source: the nightmare before christmas#submission#alien: covenant#alien series#alien#alien covenant#alien anthology#walter#daniels#uscss covenant#captain daniels#thats right#listen to daniels
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Daniels: [Walter and David fighting in the background] Can I get a waffle? Can I PLEASE get a waffle?!
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Hicks: Private, we need to talk about your professionalism.
Hudson, standing on a chair: Those are some bold words for someone standing in lava.
#submission#incorrect alien quotes#aliens 1986#alien series#aliens#alien anthology#alien#private hudson#corporal hicks#colonial marines#the floor is lava#why is this hudson
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Lambert: [walking around the Nostromo] Weewoo...weewoo...
Lambert: [sees the Alien] WEEWOO WEEWOO WEEWOO
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Hudson: Fuck
Ripley: [gasps]
Ripley: [covers Newt's ears and takes her out of the room]
Later...
Newt: Fuck
Ripley: [gasps]
Ripley: [runs over and starts beating up Hudson]
#incorrect alien quotes#aliens 1986#aliens#alien series#alien#alien anthology#ellen ripley#private hudson#newt#that one meme
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Tennessee, to the alien: Don't fuck with me! I have the power of god and country music on my side! AHHH!
#submission#incorrect alien quotes#alien: covenant#alien series#alien#alien covenant#alien anthology#tennessee#xenomorph#protomorph#vine#vine is the best#god and anime
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Hicks: Yo, how much money do you have?
Hudson: Sixty-nine cents.
Hicks: AYE you know what that means!
Hudson: [sniffs] I don't have enough money for chicken nuggets.
#source: vine#incorrect alien quotes#aliens 1986#alien#alien series#aliens#alien anthology#private hudson#corporal hicks#colonial marines#chicken nuggets
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The Queen: [grabs Bishop and tears him in half] This bitch empty!
The Queen: [hurls his top half across the room] YEET!
#submission#incorrect alien quotes#aliens 1986#aliens#alien series#alien anthology#xenomorph#xenomorph queen#alien queen#this bitch empty#yeet
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Ash: [sees Kane's dead body after chestburster birth]
Ash: This is so sad, Mother, play despacito.
#incorrect alien quotes#alien series#alien 1979#alien#alien anthology#ash#nostromo#uscss nostromo#aliens#xenomorph#alexa play meme#alexa play despacito#i love this meme#but i despise the song#submission
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Burke: Oh, sorry I fell asleep while I was waiting on you to make me a sandwich.
Ripley: Go back to sleep, and starve.
#source: vine#incorrect alien quotes#aliens 1986#alien series#aliens#alien anthology#alien#burke#ellen ripley#ripley#burke can make his own damn sandwich
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