incorrect-alienverse-quotes
incorrect-alienverse-quotes
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stuff Ripley and "friends" have totally said--- alt: @hadleys-hope -- submissions welcome
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Daniels: I'm over this dumb ass ship with all these fake ass people.
Oram: [walking past] Hey.
Daniels: Hey.
Daniels: [muttering] Fuckin' bitch.
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Walter: Why is it that every time a new thing is invented, humans immediately try to use it for porn?
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Not an incorrect quote but has this been done before?? (my photo shop skills are terrible)
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Parker, walking in to see Ash trying to choke Ripley: Stop! What are you doing?!
Ash, still holding a rolled-up magazine: ...
Ash: Is it not obvious?
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THIS BLOG JUST PASSED 300 FOLLOWERS! thanks y'all <3 and i know i haven't posted anything in a while but hopefully that will change soon!
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Gorman: I'd like to remind you of what happened when I asked you to run the blood drive.
*Flashback*
Hudson: So, I forgot to put up the posters, and no one came, but don't worry, because I donated five pints all by me-self!
Hudson: [faints]
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Walter: The next time you have the idea to go to some mysterious, uncharted planet, I'd listen to HER!
Walter: [points to Daniels]
Walter: She's the only one with any sense in this insane asylum!
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Daniels: [Walter and David fighting in the background] Can I get a waffle? Can I PLEASE get a waffle?!
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Hicks: Private, we need to talk about your professionalism.
Hudson, standing on a chair: Those are some bold words for someone standing in lava.
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Lambert: [walking around the Nostromo] Weewoo...weewoo...
Lambert: [sees the Alien] WEEWOO WEEWOO WEEWOO
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Hudson: Fuck
Ripley: [gasps]
Ripley: [covers Newt's ears and takes her out of the room]
Later...
Newt: Fuck
Ripley: [gasps]
Ripley: [runs over and starts beating up Hudson]
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Tennessee, to the alien: Don't fuck with me! I have the power of god and country music on my side! AHHH!
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Hicks: Yo, how much money do you have?
Hudson: Sixty-nine cents.
Hicks: AYE you know what that means!
Hudson: [sniffs] I don't have enough money for chicken nuggets.
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The Queen: [grabs Bishop and tears him in half] This bitch empty!
The Queen: [hurls his top half across the room] YEET!
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Ash: [sees Kane's dead body after chestburster birth]
Ash: This is so sad, Mother, play despacito.
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Burke: Oh, sorry I fell asleep while I was waiting on you to make me a sandwich.
Ripley: Go back to sleep, and starve.
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Thanks for 200 followers
LEMME GIVE Y'ALL A HUG
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