#incorrect quotes bridgerton

[incorrect-bridgerton-family]

Kate: Anthony and I made a promise to never go to bed angry with each other-

Anthony: We’ve been awake for two days!

Kate: If YOU would just admit to being wrong!

[seamaiden]

Colin oh, by the way, if you ever speak disrespectfully again about Pen, I'll kill you Colin, laughing: sorry, that sounded like a joke Colin: I will actually kill you

[hi-im-august]

Colin: Guess who just found out the difference between wax paper and parchment paper the hard way?

Penelope: Wait, what’s the difference?

Colin: One you can use in the oven safely, and the other you can also use in the oven... if the thing you are trying to make happens to be fire.

[askclato]

Colin: I like your pants!

Penelope: Thanks, they were 50% off!

Colin: I’d like them better if they were 100% off. *winks*

Penelope: The store can’t just give out stuff for free.

Colin: That’s not what I-

Penelope: That’s a terrible way to run a business, Colin.

[arrowenchantress]

Y/n: I almost got surprised adopted yesterday!

Anthony: My love, what?

Colin: They almost got kidnapped.

Anthony: Oh okay.

Anthony: WAIT WHAT?!

[harmonizingsunsets]

Anthony, Benedict, and Colin:

[thebluemallet]

Anthony: Alright, Colin. Repeat after me: I'm-

Colin: I'm-

Anthony: -in love with-

Colin: -in love with-

Anthony: -Penelope.

Colin: -Penelope.

Anthony: Good! "I'm in love with Penelope."

Colin: I would never DREAM of courting Penelope Featherington.

Anthony: ...

Kate: (raises the Mallet of Death)

[thetalkoftheton]

Anthony: I believe we all need to learn how to be more forgiving people.

Benedict: What did you do?

Anthony: Nothing!

Y/N: Anthony Bridgerton!

Eloise: Ooh, I think we are about to find out what “nothing” means.

[sea-owl]

Penelope: If I died how much would you miss me?

Colin: It's cute you think death could get you out of this relationship.

[fitrahgolden]

The Bridgerton family dynamics I'm looking for in season 3:

[Kate enters the drawing room.]

Hyacinth: Thank goodness. Kate, please tell Anthony he is wrong.

Kate: Anthony, once again, your argument is woefully lacking a sound foundation. Now, Hyacinth, tell me what this is about.

[lilithafrodite]

Season 3:

Pen: I need to find a fine gentleman to be my husband.

Colin: I am a gentleman.

Pen: You are Colin. You do not count. You are my friend.

[incorrect-bridgerton-family]

Benedict: I’ve been involved in a number of cults, both as a leader and a follower. You have more fun as a follower but make more money as a leader.

Colin: What the fuck??

[seamaiden]

Kate: Go fuck yourself.

Anthony: Come over here and fuck me yourself you coward!

[hi-im-august]

Colin: What are you in the mood for?

Penelope: World domination.

Colin: That's a bit ambitious.

Penelope: You are my world.

Colin: Aww...

Penelope:

Colin:

Penelope:

Colin: OH.

[askclato]

Penelope: I feel like doing something stupid.

Colin: I’m something stupid, do me.

[arrowenchantress]

Anthony: Uhhhh…. We can’t mansplain, manipulate, or manslaughter our way out of this one.

Y/n: *cracks knuckles* Malewife it is! *calls Colin*