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So it's just a coincidence that you took a beloved 80s movie - some say the sassy sister film to Star Wars - and set it to music and lyrics?
Hutama
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Elizabeth: You're not from around here, are you?
Duncan Hughes: What gave me away?
Boudicca: [from outside] DUNCAN!
Hughes: [to Boudicca] You got insurance on this place?
Elizabeth: Insurance? No.
Hughes: Too bad. [after Boudicca crashes through the front door] Well, well, well. Look what the cat dragged in.
Elizabeth: Guys, whatever this is, take it outside.
Boudicca: [draws his claws in] Why?
Hughes: Why? You don't call, you don't write; how else am I supposed to get your attention?
#source: x-men#Elizabeth I of England#Boudicca#Duncan Hughes#civ 5#civ be#incorrect quotes#insurance
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How does she BLOODY do that?
Hughes, probably
#Duncan Hughes#civilization beyond earth#incorrect quotes#source: muppet treasure island#About Arshia
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Morgan: [To Bolivar] You are, of course, wondering why it is I have brought you here tonight.
Bolivar: Actually, sir, after all these years, I just sorta go with it.
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Sochua: Son of an... ALIENS, I am stranger!
Moon: Yes! Who could forget, with the buzzard spawn of a total stranger.
Sochua: Okay, first of all... [flashbang lands near Moon] Cover your eyes and ears!
Moon: You're not the boss of me! [flashbang goes off] Meep? Meep?
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[Hutama and Barre are playing Pyramid]
Barre: OK...Famous for nothing.
Hutama: Ganesh Edwin!
Barre: Right! Oh, um...If I see him face again I'll scream.
Hutama: Nwabudike Morgan.
Barre: The other one.
Hutama: Aki Zeta-5?
Barre: The other one.
Hutama: Duncan Hughes?
Barre: Right!
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Hutama: You and Kozlov?
Elodie: Hey, you were the one who wanted us to make nice. We did. We made nice - twice.
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Arshia: We're scientists now!
Sochua: You're a scientist?
Arshia: Yes!
Fielding: No she's not.
Arshia: Yes I am!
Fielding: You're not a scientist!
Arshia: Tell that to my bag!
#Arshia Kishk#Daoming Sochua#Suzanne Fielding#incorrect quotes#source: bob's burgers#civ be#civilization beyond earth
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Maria: Isn't that right, Isabella?
Isabella: You bet, Maria!
Hutama: Izzy? Maria? Who are you people?!
Isabella: Maria, I'm scared!
#Maria I of Portugal#Isabella of Castile#Hutama#sid meier civilization beyond earth#civ be#incorrect quotes#source: spongebob squarepants#civ v
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[Fielding sees that Sochua is still around, even though Sochua was supposed to have blown up by now]
Fielding: Why are you still here?
Sochua: Well, since we finished everything on the list, I thought I'd make up a new one. I already filled up this book with ideas. [reveals a large, thick book to Fielding] We should be able to finish by July.
Fielding: Forget the BOOK! [knocking the book out of Sochua's hands] I spent the whole day with you, doing all kinds of ridiculous things, because YOU were supposed to explode!
Sochua: You want me to explode?
Fielding: YES! That's what I've been waiting for!
Sochua: [hesitantly] Well... okay, I'll try. [explodes verbally] FOLKS, YOU ARE GOING TO FINISH YOUR TASK AND YOU ARE GOING TO ENJOY IT!! [laughs] Now, it's your turn.
Fielding: [in Sochua's face and jumping up and down repeatedly] THAT'S NOT WHAT I MEANT, YOU ALIEN HEAD!!
Sochua: Ooh, good one!
Fielding: NOOO!! You're supposed to explode... into a million pieces!
Sochua: Why would I do that?
Fielding: Because the fey plasma, you charged, was a bomb!
Sochua: What a fey plasma?
Fielding: The one I left sitting on the counter this morning, that I bought from folks for 50% resources, and I didn't know it was a bomb, and you charged it! [points to Sochua] THAT FEY PLASMA!!
Sochua: [thinking] Fey plasma. ...Oh, you mean this fey plasma! [Holds the plasma up] I was saving it in my pocket, for us to share. [starts to move forward] Let's charge! [trips on a rock] Oops! [Sochua starts to move forward, but then trips on a rock The plasma flies into Fielding's face, and the pie goes off with the force of an atomic bomb ]
Fielding: Ouch...
#Daoming Sochua#Suzanne Fielding#atomic bomb#plasma#what in the earth is THAT PLASMA?#incorrect quotes#source: spongebob squarepants
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Bolivar: Leave me alone!
Kozlov: [pointing his finger at Bolivar] I'm not touching you.
Bolivar: He's touching me. He's touching me!
Kozlov: I'm not touching you.
Bolivar: AH, YOU'RE TOUCHING ME!!
Kozlov: Not touching.
Bolivar: TOUCHING ME!!!
Kozlov: It's free ticket of E3 2017.
#Rejinaldo de Alencar#Vadim Kozlov#civilization beyond earth#incorrect quotes#source: lilo and stitch#road to e3#where're you guys going?#anachronism
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Maria: Bolivar? Is it really you?
Bolivar: I don’t know. Is it really you?
Maria: What do you mean you don’t know? Are you you or not?
Bolivar: Who wants to know?
Maria: Oh Bolivar, it is you!
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It's more than 200 years!
Moon: Now!
[Eclipse looks like near the "Maximum Eclipse"; full eclipse starts]
Kavitha: Ah... what's that?
Barre: He puts out a maximum power to achieve "Maximum Eclipse" during the battle.
Sochua: 150 years, 200 years...? NO! That's impossible!
[Pause; full eclipse ends]
Hutama: How old is solar eclipse in this city?
Sochua: It's more than 200 years!
Hutama: More than 200 years? That's impossible! Why there's something wrong!
#Han Jae Moon#Kavitha Thakur#Samatar Jama Barre#Daoming Sochua#Hutama#civilization beyond earth#incorrect quotes#source: dragon ball z#in our first incorrect quote on beyond earth#solar eclipse#civ be#Isn't it over 9000?
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