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McQueen: Stop criticizing me!

McKing: I'm not, I'm patronizing you. There's a difference - did you not know?

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Raxa: Are you talking to yourself?

McQueen: It's the only way to have an intelligent conversation around here.

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Armelia: Be the bigger person.

Emily: No. I'm 5'0 and bitter. You be the bigger person.

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Buzz: I forget, but I do not forgive.

Buzz: I'm out here hating people and I can't remember why.

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Dooley: Francis could slap me across the face and I'd thank him.

McKing: Yeah, I'd thank him too.

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I bring a sort of "can't read social cues" vibe to every social situation that I can't tell if anyone likes or not.

-McQueen

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McQueen: Your friend was abducted?!

Raxa: Yeah.

McQueen: Oh my God!

Raxa: It's fine. I mean, I've had time to adjust.

McQueen: Did it happen when you were kids?

Raxa: No, like half an hour ago.

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McQueen: So how'd you two get stuck with dish duty again?

Buzz: I was unfairly accused of pranking the principal.

McQueen: You were framed?

Buzz: Oh no I did it, they just didn't have any proof!

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Armelia: Hey, Emily, you wanna help?

Emily: Oh, I wish I could, but I don't want to.

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Armelia: All we need is a ruse.

Emily: You had me at "ruse."

Armelia: That was the last thing I said.

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Dooley: If you got arrested what would be the charges?

McQueen: Theft.

Armelia: Disturbing the peace.

Buzz: Aggravated assault.

Devon: Arson.

Emily: All of the above. In that order, probably.

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Emily: Our bond as friends is so strong, there is absolutely nothing that can dent it.

Buzz: I ate the last Oreo.

Emily: You’re dead to me.

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McQueen: Love is a weakness and an evolutionary mistake.

Raxa: You’re literally making a flower crown for Patrick as we speak.

McQueen, pointing a rose stem threateningly: You’re on thin fucking ice.

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Buzz: Want to help me commit a felony?

Dooley: What the hell??

Buzz: Sorry, my bad.

Buzz, whispering: Want to help me commit a felony?

Dooley, whispering: Of course dude, what do you need?

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McQueen: You know, this is the 10th egg I've found in a span of an hour. Why are there eggs strewn about everywhere in bizarre places?

Dooley, conspicuously holding a basket: Who knows?

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McQueen: Well done, Buzz! You’re handling this whole thing rather well.

Buzz: I don’t think I am, Uncle Francis.

McQueen: Then you’re freaking out in the most useful way possible. Keep it up.

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Dooley: Do you think I’m a sunrise or a sunset?

McQueen: You’re a category five hurricane.