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[incorrect-thunderbolts]

Walker: I was never one to hold a grudge. My grandmother held grudges. I’ll always hate her for that.

[incorrect-tmnt2012-quotes]

Leo: Raph, did you happen to hear my plan?

Raph: I hang on every word.

Leo: I'm going to assume that's sarcasm.

Raph: Correct.

Leo: So you didn't hear my

announcement plan?

Raph: I'm barely listening now.

[hawkinsincorrect]

Steve, looking through Nancy’s book bag: Hey Carol? What does a pregnancy test look like?

Carol: It’s like a thin piece of plastic with a thing at the end of it.

Steve: Ah, okay.

Steve: Then this is definitely a gun.

[forgetful-nerd]

April: I’m volunteering at an animal hospital

Mikey, enthusiastically: Animal Hospital!??!

Donnie: the animals are the patients.

Mikey, far less enthusiastically:That makes sense…

[shyjusticewarrior]

Tim: *standing still with arms out, covered in string lights, garland and ornaments*

Steph, singing: Oh Christmas Tim, oh Christmas Tim, thy candle shines so brightly~

Steph, adding ornaments: Oh Christmas Tim, oh Christmas Tim, much pleasure thou canst give me~

Jason: *walks in* ...

Steph and Tim: ...

Jason: Why do you guys do stuff like this?

Tim: Cause it's fun.

Steph: Yeah.

Jason: ...

[...]

Steph and Jason, placing ornaments: The sight of thee at Christmas tide spreads hope and gladness far and wide~

Steph, Jason, and Tim: Oh Christmas Tim, oh Christmas Tim, thou tree most fair and lovely~

[actually-alice-orchid]

*Dick and Babs sitting on a couch*

Cass: Hey, guys! Thanks for getting involved in my love life, that was super cool and mature of you! Oh, and since you're both clearly idiots, I should probably let you know that I'm being sarcastic!

[storms out]

Steph: Hey, guys! Thanks for taking Cass out of the palm of my hand and turning her into another hottie that will never get with me!

[storms out]

Jason: Hey, guys! Thanks for eating all the macaroni!

Dick: Shut up, Jason! No one even knows what you're talking about!

[Jason leaves]

Dick: ...I did eat all the macaroni. It's messed up that he knows

[batfamgalore]

*Dick after running away and trying to prove himself to Bruce*

Bruce: I like you, Dick. You remind me of myself at your age.

Dick: I deserve that.

[curtis-brothers-hug]

Bob: “you’re wearing protective goggles to destroy my car?!”

Steve (wearing goggles while smashing Bob’s mustang with a baseball bat): “SAFETY FIRST!”

[teenwolf-incorrectquotes]

Derek: Gerard can know a plan all he wants. But the plan he knows won't be our plan. Allison: Ooh! Scott: Now we're talking. Stiles: ... because our plan is... impossible to know? Derek: ... Stiles: Because... Derek: ... Stiles: ... OH MY GOD, DEREK IS MAKING THIS UP AS WE GO! The pack: [loudly booing] Derek: Shh! Knock it off! What do you want from me?! Erica: We wanted you to be the alpha with a plan! Derek: I'm working on it! Isaac: Improvisationally?? Derek: Okay, look. Do you guys remember when we hugged and cheered and jumped up and down back in my loft? Scott, dismissively: Yeah, yeah. Stiles: Obviously! Derek: Well, having been together virtually nonstop since, at which point did you think I slipped off with pen and paper and made an entire plan and then chose not to tell you guys?

[timdrakesbussy]

[mlb5hs25]

Movie!Gabriel: I can excuse domestic terrorism but I draw the line at hurting my son.

Betterfly: You can excuse domestic terrorism?

[incorrect-thunderbolts]

Bob: I think you should play the role of my father.

Walker: I don’t want to be your father.

Bob: Perfect. You already know your lines.

[wildlyincorrect]

Elphaba: You’re cute, but selfish and narcissistic to the point of near-delusion.

Glinda, watching Elphaba walk away: She called me cute 🥹

[daddiesdrarryy]

Draco: Hey, you sneeze like a girl, Potter

Harry: And how about I pound you like a boy—nope, that didn’t come out right

[overheard-at-hogwarts]

Grindelwald: You're gay, right? ...I mean, like, openly gay? Dumbledore: Uh, I'm not "openly" anything, and "gay" doesn't begin to cover it.