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Things the flex fighters totally say.
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Ricardo: Okay people, we need codenames.
Ricardo: You can refer to me as Eagle One.
Ricardo: Riya is "Been There Done That"
Ricardo: Nathan is "Currently Doing That"
Ricardo: Erika is " It Happened Once In A Dream"
Ricardo: Dr. C is " If I Had To Pick A Chick"
Ricardo: And Jake is...
Ricardo: Eagle Two.
Jake: Oh thank god.
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Nathan: Why did Jake slap you?
Ricardo: I may or may not have walked up to him and said "Jake! You are bi, bi, bi!" And here we are.
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"Thank you for nothing, you useless reptile."
-Stretch to Rook
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"This is my boyfriend Nathan and this is Nathan's boyfriend Ricardo."
-Erica
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Nathan: SPIDER!!!!
Ricardo: Nathan if need be I will kill the spider for you.
Nathan: Thanks Ricardo but lets call them what they really are.
Jake: Spiders?
Nathan: Creepy Crawler Death Dealers
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Jake: April Fool's is today.
Ricardo: Yeah, so?
Jake: You still wanna ask Nathan out?
Ricardo: Hell yeah.
Jake: Ask him out later, if he says yes, it's all good, if he says no, scream "APRIL FOOL'S" and run off.
Ricardo: Genius.
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Wingspan: Stretch, when have any of our plans actually worked? We plan. We get there. All hell breaks loose!
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Omni-Mass: Yes.
Kane: Yes, SIR.
Omni-Mass: There's no need to call me SIR, Kane.
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Nathan: Why are people so obsessed with top or bottom? Honestly I would just be excited to just have a bunk bed.
Jake: ...
Ricardo: ...
Erica: ...
Riya: ...
Ricardo: I'm gonna tell him.
Jake: Don't you dare!
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Nathan: This is a disaster! The printer messed up the invitation! It's supposed to say "Jake's birthday!"
Ricardo: What does it say now?
Nathan: "Jake's bi."
Ricardo: Hey, that could still work.
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Wingspan: I can't do this! Stress is bad for the baby!
Stretch: What baby?
Wingspan: Me!!!
Thanks to my darling anon!!
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Nathan: Have a good day.
Ricardo: Don't Tell me what to do!
Huge thanks to @constantlychangingfandoms
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Jake: Why are you squeezing me with your body?
Ricardo: It's a hug! I'm hugging you!
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Rook: I'm sorry for psychologically scarring you.
Stretch: Which time?
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Oh, you think I'm cute when I'm angry? We'll get ready because I'm about to get gorgeous.
-Riya
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