incorrect-great-pretender

[incorrect-great-pretender]

Cynthia: Don’t let Abby fool you, she’s not that scary. She used to do ballet.

Edamura: No way.

Abby: Which gave me the physical skills I need to strangle you with my feet.

[incorrect-great-pretender]

Edamura: Ugh, I couldn’t sleep at all last night.

Cynthia: You know, they say if you can’t sleep it’s because someone’s thinking of you.

Edamura: Pffft, who’d be thinking of me at 3 am?

Laurent: *sweats*

[incorrect-great-pretender]

Edamura: Are you seeing anyone?

Laurent: Um, no, why do you ask?

Edamura: Well I think seeing a therapist could be good for you.

[incorrect-great-pretender]

Sam: When I was young there was a very strict “no pets” rule in my house.

Sam: It’s funny because because my dad broke that rule every day by keeping Clark around.

[incorrect-great-pretender]

Edamura: You’re an idiot.

Laurent: I’m your idiot.

[incorrect-great-pretender]

Kudo: Imagine if someone handed you a box of all the items you’ve lost in your lifetime.

Cynthia: Oh wow, my childhood innocence. Thank you for finding this.

Abby: My will to live! I haven’t seen this in years!

Edamura: I knew i lost my potential somewhere!

Laurent: Mental stability, my old friend!

Kudo: Guys, could you lighten up a little?

[incorrect-great-pretender]

Shi-won: New year new me!

Shi-won: *burns off fingerprints*

[incorrect-great-pretender]

I used to think my life was a tragedy. Now I realize it's just a cringe comp.

-Edamura, probably

[incorrect-great-pretender]

Edamura: You should be addicted to shutting the fuck up.

Laurent: You wanna fuck me so bad you look stupid.

[incorrect-great-pretender]

Cynthia: Just be yourself.

Laurent: Be myself?! Cynthia, I have one day to win him over. How long did it take before you guys started liking me? 

Kudo: Couple of weeks.

Shi-won: Six months.

Abby: The jury is still out.

Laurent: See!? “Be myself”, what kind of garbage advice is that?

[incorrect-great-pretender]

Abby: I’ve never been in a snowball fight.

Edamura: Really?

Abby: I don't even know the rules. Is there, like, a points system or is it to the death?

[incorrect-great-pretender]

Cynthia: How does this work?

Abby: Edamame is bi, and he's straight for me, but he's also gay for Laurent, and Laurent is really gay for Edamame, and I hate Laurent.

Abby: It's not that complicated.

[incorrect-great-pretender]

Edamura: I’ve got a five year plan.

Abby: Cool, I’ve got the next two and a half hours planned, and then, there’s darkness.

[incorrect-great-pretender]

Random cat: Meow.

Laurent: You sly bastard, I would have never thought of that.

Edamura: I’m sorry, can he actually speak cat or is he just messing with us?

Abby: Knowing him…it may very well be both.

[incorrect-great-pretender]

Abby: Going to plan B?

Cynthia: Technically that would be plan G.

Edamura: How many plans do we have? Is there like a plan O?

Cynthia: Yeah but Laurent dies in plan O.

Abby: I like plan O.

[incorrect-great-pretender]

Abby, trying to cheer up Edamura: Come on, Laurent can’t be good at everything. Who knows, maybe he's a terrible kisser or something.

Edamura: No, he's good at that too.

Abby: Well, there has to be someth-

Abby: Wait, what?

[incorrect-great-pretender]

Edamura: Do you have my shoes?

Laurent: Why would I have your shoes?

Edamura: Because I left them at your house last night.

Laurent: Why would you leave without your shoes?

Edamura: I don’t know! I go a lot of places without shoes. I’m walking barefoot right now! Oh but wait, that’s cause I left my shoes at your house last night.