#source: bones

[writerswho]

Todoroki: You are supposed to bang your fist against mine.

Bakugou: Why?

Todoroki: I’m told it is a widely accepted gesture for mutual success.

Midoriya: I love it when you two impersonate normal people.

[lucky-bishova-42]

*Wanda holding her fist up for Natasha to fist bump it after beating Kate in a video game*

Wanda, still holding her fist up: You’re supposed to bump my fist with yours.

Natasha, looking at it confused: Why?

Wanda: I’m told it’s a widely acknowledged gesture of mutual success.

Kate, watching the whole interaction: I love it when you two impersonate earthlings.

[incorrect-bhaalspawn-quotes]

Lae’zel: You are supposed to bang your fist against mine.

Shadowheart: Why?

Lae’zel: I'm told it is a widely accepted gesture for mutual success.

Astarion: I love it when you two impersonate normal people.

[incorrect-soukoku]

Chuuya: Okay, listen... We just gotta stop hanging out with geniuses because you're gonna figure out that I'm really stupid.

Dazai: What? Don't worry about that.

Chuuya: *smiling* Hmm?

Dazai: I figured out a long time ago how stupid you are.

Chuuya: *contemplating murder*

[incorrectquotesfromthelighthouse]

Rook: Don't worry, I'm fine. Harding: You got stabbed, you are not fine. Rook: I've been stabbed before. So have you, right? Harding: It's not like you build up an immunity to stab wounds.

[ouatsqincorrect]

Zelena: You are supposed to bang your fist against mine.

Rumple: Why? Zelena: I'm told it is a widely accepted gesture for mutual success.

Regina: I love it when you two impersonate normal people.

[emmikay]

Menelaus: Don't worry, I'm fine.

Agamemnon: You got shot, you're not fine.

Menelaus: I've been shot before. So have you, right?

Agamemnon: It's not like you build up an immunity to arrow wounds.

[incorrect-dnd-classes]

Gunslinger: Those who live by the sword… get shot by those who don’t.

[doctorwhoincorrectquotes]

12: It's stupid!

Clara: Hey, nothing we've done so far has been un-stupid, and we're still alive, aren't we?!

12: I can't really argue with that, but I feel like I should.

[incorrectbatfam]

Dick: You never dance?

Tim: I'm told that I look like a marionette in a windstorm.

[incorrect-losers]

Stan: It’s stupid!

Mike: Hey, nothing we've done so far has been un-stupid, and we're still alive, aren't we?!

Stan: I can't really argue with that, but I feel like I should

[teenwolfpackincorrectcaptions]

Stiles: I'm going to hug you. Derek: Thanks for the heads up.

[spiltinksky]

Wonwoo: You are supposed to bang your fist against mine.

Jihoon: Why?

Wonwoo: I’m told it is a widely accepted gesture for mutual success.

Seungkwan: I love it when you two impersonate normal people.

[incorrect-maraudersaandco-quotes]

Narcissa: You are supposed to bang your fist against mine. Bellatrix: Why? Narcissa: I’m told it is a widely accepted gesture for mutual success. Rita: I love it when you two impersonate normal people.

[ouatsqincorrect]

Snow: Just because something is theoretically impossible doesn’t mean that it’s not possible.

Regina: I believe that is exactly what it means.

[incorrectgallifreyquotes]

Brax: You are supposed to bang your fist against mine. Narvin: Why? Brax: I'm told it is a widely accepted gesture for mutual success. Leela: I love it when you two impersonate normal people.