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incorrect-kingsglaive-quotes
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Incorrect quotes blog for the movie Final Fantasy XV: Kingsglaive // Currently only run by Mod Libertus
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"We've been tricked, we've been backstabbed and we've been quite possibly, bamboozled."
- Nyx Ulric
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Regis: I can't lie to the people!
Libertus: You lie to them every day when you say that you care about them!
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Axis: You wanna smoke some grass, you call heapass!
Tredd: If you wanna eat some ass, you call heapass!
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Drautos: Look at all these married couples!
Drautos, through a megaphone: 50% OF YOU WILL STATISTICALLY DIVORCE.
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Drautos: this area 51 thing is stupid. who's actually going to participate
Nyx, Libertus, Tredd, and Luche: well, you see, the thing is
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reblog for crowe
like if u agree
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Me and the boys going over the plan before we storm Area 51
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Tredd: Don't put me on the same level as that...that...virgin! I might catch his virginity!
Crowe: Nah, my guess is you're already infected.
Nyx: Wait, can you really catch it?
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Nyx: *preparing to fight Glauca*
Lunafreya: PLEASE DON'T DIE!
Libertus: FUCK HIM UUUUUUUUUUUUP!!!
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Lunafreya: Oh, you two are back early.
Nyx: Wall's haunted.
Lunafreya: ...What?
Nyx, grabbing the Ring: Wall's haunted.
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Libertus: Dear friends, mortality is something we all have to be reminded of in scary doses. Please call those you love today and tell them so.
Tredd: I've called 4 people to remind them they are going to die. None of them appreciated it.
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Luche, calling Pelna: Hello?
Pelna: Hey, what's up?
Luche: I need your help, can you come here?
Pelna: I can't, I'm buying clothes.
Luche: All right, well then hurry up and come over here.
Pelna: I can't find them!
Luche: ...What do you mean you can't find them?
Pelna: I can't find them, there's only soup.
Luche: What do you mean, there's only soup?!
Pelna: It means there's only soup!
Luche: WELL THEN GET OUT OF THE SOUP AISLE!
Pelna: ALL RIGHT, YOU DON'T HAVE TO SHOUT AT ME!!!
Pelna: ...There's more soup!
Luche: What do you mean there's more soup?!
Pelna: There's just more soup!
Luche: GO INTO THE NEXT AISLE!
Pelna: There's still soup!
Luche: WHERE ARE YOU RIGHT NOW?!
Pelna: I'M AT SOUP!
Luche: WHAT DO YOU MEAN, YOU'RE AT SOUP?!
Pelna: I MEAN I'M AT SOUP!
Luche: WHAT STORE ARE YOU IN?!
Pelna: I'M AT THE SOUP STORE!!!
Luche: WHY ARE YOU BUYING CLOTHES AT THE SOUP STORE?!?!?!
Pelna: FUCK YOU!!!
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Nyx: Real talk, though. Do y'all think I can fit 15 marshmallows into my mouth?
Luche: You're a hazard to society.
Crowe: And a coward. Do 20.
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Nyx: These abandoned cars go on for miles!
Lunafreya: Maybe they left them when they got rescued!
Nyx: That's... one theory.
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Libertus: A good romance starts with a good friendship!
Tredd: And a bad romance starts with "ra ra ah ah ah. Roma, roma ma ma ga ga, ooh la la."
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"Here's my counter-offer to your counter-offer: Go fuck yourselves!"
- Nyx Ulric to the Kings of Old
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Hey guys not to be Like That but I'm doin a thing ;w;
It'd be appreciated if you'd follow this blog too! Sorry I don't usually do this, but I'm excited for this one ^^;;
- Mod Libertus
Hey FFXV fandom! If you’re anything like me, you have a lot of songs that remind you of a FFXV character. But, you don’t know what to do with it! So, this blog is dedicated to sharing songs that remind you of that FFXV character! Let’s all cry together! 
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