#source: code ment

[verycorrect-tbbquotes]

Crosshair: It’s against my moral compass.

Hunter: Your fucking moral compass is a ROULETTE WHEEL!

[incorrectteyvatism]

Childe: That would go against my moral compass.

Scara: Your moral compass is a fucking roulette wheel.

[starlightshadowsworld]

Octavian: No, no, no Greek demigods don't exist.

Reyna: What are you talking about?

Octavian: Have you ever seen a Greek demigod? I haven't therefore they don't exist.

Percy and Nico: sneeze

Octavian: looks at them Bless you

Reyna: Just because you haven't met one, doesn't mean they don't exist.

Octavian: mocking Oh my God's you guys, Greek demigods are real and are walking around everywhere. Normal voice There like the Wolfman they aren't real.

Jason: sneezes

Octavian: turns to him Bless you, man you guys are really sneezy today. You okay?

Nico: Yeah, I think someone's talking about us.

[gardentool]

[On a mission to save someone]

Geto: This right here—this situation—this is the damsel in distress trope and I am not about to contribute to it.

Gojo: Look, while I agree that trope is horrible, in this particular situation I need you to do this. We're running out of time.

Geto: No. It'd be against my moral compass.

Gojo: YOUR FUCKING MORAL COMPASS IS A ROULETTE WHEEL!

[incorrect-tbhk]

Akane: I need your help, can you come here?

Teru: I can’t, I’m buying clothes

Akane: Well, finish up and get over it

Teru: There’s only soup

Akane: What do you mean there’s only soup?

Teru: I mean there’s only soup

Akane: Then get out of the soup aisle!

Teru: Alright, you don’t have to shout at me!

*walking noises*

Teru: There’s just more soup.

Akane: What do you mean there’s just more soup?!

Teru: I mean there’s just more soup!

Akane: Go into the next aisle!

Teru: There’s still soup!

Akane: Where are you right now?!

Teru: I’m at soup!

Akane: What do you mean you’re at soup?!

Teru: I mean I’m at soup!

Akane: What store are you in?!

Teru: I’m at the soup store!

Akane: WHY ARE YOU BUYING CLOTHES AT THE SOUP STORE?!

Teru: FUCK YOU!

[mlb5hs25]

just some Miraculous (mostly Ladynoir) doodles I drew in class while bored

[worlds-4th-best-dad]

Keigo: *calls Minene* Hello? Minene: *accepts the call* Hey. What’s up? Keigo: I got your documents ready. Can you drop by the station? Minene: I can’t. I’m buying my uniform. Keigo: Alright, just hurry up and come over here. Minene: Well, I can’t find one. Keigo: What do you mean you can’t find one? Minene: I can’t find one. There’s only soup. Keigo: What do you mean there’s only soup? Minene: It means there’s only soup. Keigo: Well, then get out of the soup aisle! Minene: Alright, you don’t have to shout at me! *goes to the next aisle* There’s more soup. Keigo: What do you mean there’s more soup?! Minene: There’s just more soup! Keigo: Go into the next aisle! Minene: *goes to the next aisle again* There’s still soup! Keigo: Where are you right now?! Minene: I’m at soup! Keigo: What do you mean you’re at soup?! Minene: I mean I’m at soup! Keigo: WHAT STORE ARE YOU IN?! Minene: I’M AT THE SOUP STORE! Keigo: WHY ARE YOU BUYING A NURSE UNIFORM AT THE SOUP STORE?! Minene: FUCK YOU!

[incorrectpersonathree]

Ikutsuki: ...And that's how I beat my coke addiction.

Makoto: ……

Yukari: ……

Ikutsuki: Alright, everyone. Well, if you'll excuse me, I have to go powder my nose.

Yukari: Someone please save me

[incorrect-star-allies]

Meta Knight: *picks up phone* Hello?

Dedede, in store: Hey, what’s up?

Meta Knight: I need your help. Can you come here?

Dedede: I can’t, I’m buying clothes.

Meta Knight: Alright, well, hurry up and come over here.

Dedede: I can’t find them.

Meta Knight: What do you mean, ‘you can’t find them’?

Dedede: I can’t find them, there’s only soup.

Meta Knight: What do you mean, ‘there’s only soup’?

Dedede: It means there’s only soup.

Meta Knight: Well then get out of the soup aisle!

Dedede: Alright, you don’t have to shout at me!

Dedede: *walks into next aisle*

Dedede: There’s more soup!

Meta Knight: What do you mean, ‘there’s more soup’?!

Dedede: There’s just more soup!

Meta Knight: Go into the next aisle!

Dedede: There’s still soup!

Meta Knight: Where are you right now?!

Dedede: I’m at soup!

Meta Knight: What do you mean you’re at soup?!

Dedede: I mean I’m at soup!

Meta Knight: WHAT STORE ARE YOU IN?!

Dedede: I’M AT THE SOUP STORE!

Meta Knight: WHY ARE YOU BUYING CLOTHES AT THE SOUP STORE?!

Dedede: FUCK YOU!

[incorrectpowerrangersquotes]

Heckyl: It's against my moral compass. Shelby: Your fucking moral compass is A ROULETTE WHEEL!

[chattybugette]

Chat Noir: Bite me banana man!

Nightormentor: That doesn't even make sense.

Chat Noir: I'll make YOU make sense!

[saiyan-of-fairy-tail]

Made this because today’s the tenth anniversary of the iconic “I’m at Soup!” skit from Code Ment!

I originally posted this on Facebook as a way to test the FEH Text Simulator, but now I gotta show it on a browser, of all places instead of the app! Yay.

This skit is also a part of the Pregnant Fjorm Saga, apparently. I will confirm my Summoner is buying clothes for his baby. AT THE SOUP STORE!

[starlightshadowsworld]

Akutagawa: No, no no. Vampires don’t exist.

Fukuchi: What are you talking about?

Akutagawa: Have you ever seen a vampire? I haven’t, therefore they don’t exist.

Fukuchi: I have. And just because you haven’t seen them doesn’t mean they don’t exist.

Akutagawa: mockingly Oh my god you guys, vampires are real and are walking around everywhere. There like the wolf man, there not real.

Cut to Atsushi, a weretiger and the closest thing this series has to a werewolf just staring at Akutagawa with the most ‘is this guy for real?’ expression.

[gardentool]

Gojo: Well, Itadori, it was great to have you over for dinner, although there was really no need for you to eat all the silverware.

Yuuji: I need to be under constant supervision.

Gojo: Yeaah. He’s probably gonna have to go to the hospital soon.

[incorrectjttw]

Sūn Wùkōng, on the phone: Hello? Zhū Bājiè: *picks up* Hey, what's up? Sūn Wùkōng: I need your help. You come here? Zhū Bājiè: I can't, I'm buying clothes. Sūn Wùkōng: Alright, hurry up and get over here. Zhū Bājiè: I can't find them. Sūn Wùkōng: What do you mean, you can't find them? Zhū Bājiè: I can't find them, there's only soup. Sūn Wùkōng: What do you mean, there is only soup?! Zhū Bājiè: It means there's only soup. Sūn Wùkōng: WELL, THEN GET OUT OF THE SOUP AISLE! Zhū Bājiè: Alright, you don't need to shout at me! *goes to the next aisle* There's more soup. Sūn Wùkōng: WHAT DO YOU MEAN, THERE'S MORE SOUP?! Zhū Bājiè: There's just more soup! Sūn Wùkōng: GO TO THE NEXT AISLE! Zhū Bājiè: There's still soup! Sūn Wùkōng: WHERE ARE YOU RIGHT NOW?!? Zhū Bājiè: I'M AT SOUP! Sūn Wùkōng: WHAT DO YOU MEAN, YOU'RE AT SOUP?! Zhū Bājiè: I MEAN I'M AT SOUP! Sūn Wùkōng: WHAT STORE ARE YOU IN?!? Zhū Bājiè: I'M AT THE SOUP STORE! Sūn Wùkōng: WHY ARE YOU BUYING CLOTHES AT THE SOUP STORE!?! Zhū Bājiè: FUCK YOU!!!!

[incorrect-whos-lila]

Lila: It's against my moral compass. William: Your fucking moral compass is a ROULETTE WHEEL!