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Jisung: It’s almost 3am. I’m going to make a burrito and no one can stop me.

Jeno: Follow your dreams.

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Seungwoo: Have you ever really thought about how when you look at the moon, it's the same moon Shakespeare and Marie Antoinette and Van Gogh and Cleopatra looked at.

Subin: They all looked at the moon. They’re all dead. The moon is killing people. Wake up Korea.

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Moonbin: One time I saw Eunwoo skipping rocks and eating a sandwich along the beach and idk he just tossed his sandwich in the water and bit the rock and he just stiffened a bit but I saw him dying inside after realizing what had just happened.

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*A.C.E Playing Video Games*

Jun: Do you ever get so frustrated with a video game that you are no longer rational and you start literally jumping into pits because thats the fucking solution to this bullshit of a dungeon puzzle?

A.C.E: ...

A.C.E: We’re playing Fortnite.

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Ricky: I think turtles are big threat to our national security.

Chunji: May I ask why?

Ricky: No.

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Lucas: What are snails even trying to do?

Doyoung: Their best.

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*Sees Jacob playing his guitar*

Sangyeon: There’s nothing sexier than seeing a guy playing guitar.

Sunwoo: A girl playing guitar.

Eric: A tyrannosaur rex playing guitar, struggling to strum with its tiny arms, fueled by rage and an inner desire to rock.

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Younghoon: Do you ever clean the top of your shelves?

Vaan: Once in a while when I notice that they get gross.

Vaan: *Tips toe to see the stop of the bookshelf* Like this.

Younghoon: Ewww! Are you gonna clean that?

Vaan, walking away: I’m gonna pretend I didn’t see that for a while.

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Laun: I wish pokemon was real so I could move to the country and farm Mareep in peace.

J-Us: They’re called… sheep…

Laun: Never speak to me again.

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Jinyoung: Everytime you yell at your kids, put a quarter in your “No Yelling Sock” and soon you’ll have a weapon to beat their ass with.

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Top Media truly makes you feel like one big family so knowing that Minwoo has passed away really hurts. My condolences to his family, members, fans, and everyone else who loved, cared, and supported him.

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*At McDonalds*

Ken: *Gets a cup and quickly fills it with each choice of beverage*

Ken: Fuck you.

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Sanha: You think it’s magnets? What?

Eunwoo: You got steel fused with wood fused with iron fused with concrete. Last time I checked, stone and wood don’t carry a magnetic charge.

Sanha: Well, excuse me, Sir Isaac Newton.

Eunwoo: That’s gravity, you dumb ape.

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Mark: Is there a word that’s a mix between angry and sad?

Jinyoung: Malcontented, disgruntled, miserable, desolated.

BamBam: Smad.

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Jinyoung: Exercise is so important for a healthy lifestyle. That’s why I do yoga daily.

Jackson: [Lays face down on the floor]

Jinyoung: You can’t just do the “corpse” pose for an hour.

Jackson: Fucking watch me.

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*A.C.E playing video games*

Chan: *Starts singing Twinkle Twinkle Little Star*

Chan: *Fucks lyrics up*

Jason: Really? Did you really just fuck up Twinkle Twinkle Little Star?

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Bobby: Hey what are you doing?

June: Nothing much, just picking up some blueberries for you guys.

Bobby: Those berries are poisonous.

June: I know.