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Jane: Wow, they really hate us.

Maura: Yes, perhaps they’re homophobic.

Jane: But we’re not gay, Maura.

Maura:

Jane:

Maura: We’re not?

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Wu: Hey, Mako, do you have feelings for me?

Mako: Yeah, anger.

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Simmons: Can you keep a secret?

Daisy: Well, I'm good until I meet the next person.

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Mat: The ‘how the fucks’ and 'why are you so dumbs’ don’t matter. All that matters is that I have a new dagger.

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Steve: Can you please just apologize to Yelena?

Natasha: Fine, but I have to warn you that this may make me a nicer, better person and that is not who you fell in love with.

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Jane: Any guy can be a babygirl, but it takes a man to be a wife

Cho: Do you ever think before you post?

Jane: Yes, I think “teehee :3” and then I click post

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Mulder, texting: hey gorjus

Mulder, texting: georgus

Mulder, texting: jorgus

Scully, texting: almost there

Mulder, texting: gorjeus

Scully, texting: u got this

Mulder, texting: gorjous

Mulder, texting: fuck this

Mulder, texting: ur bad i want u.

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Thor, at Loki’s funeral: I need a moment with him.

Everyone else at the funeral: Of course. *leaves*

Thor, leaning over Loki’s coffin: Okay, listen here you little shit. I know you’re not dead.

Loki, sitting up in the coffin: Yeah, no shit.

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Katniss: If I'm extra sarcastic with you it probably means I'm flirting with you or you really annoy me and I can't handle your crap... have fun figuring out which one.

Gale and Peeta: 🤔🤔

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Daisy: Breaking News, Ward has disappointed us.

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Rand: My head hurts.

Moiraine: That’s your brain trying to comprehend its own stupidity.

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Steve: Hey, what’s the name of the guy who lives down the hall?

Natasha: His cats' names are Walter and Rose.

Steve: That's not what I asked.

Natasha: That is all the information I have.

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*After the events of Red Badge, probably*

Lisbon: The next time I open up to someone, it'll be my autopsy.

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Enid: You’re my knight-in-shining-armour 😍

Wednesday: If my armour were shiny it would indicate I do nothing because it’s still shiny. You want your armour ma- you can go ahead and sit down for this- matte or scratched and and in fact, shiny armour makes you a target becau-

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Jane: Do you want some coffee?

Maura: What are the options?

Jane: Yes or no.

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Yelena *holds a gun out to Bob*

Bob: I-I don't believe in guns.

Yelena: Well, trust me, they're very real. Now take it.

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Simmons: The dinosaurs didn’t rule the earth they were just alive. Stop giving them credit for administration skills they didn’t have.