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incorrect-multiverse
Thats NOT What She Said
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✨Multifandom incorrect quotes ✨Cat She/Her Main blog: stxrdust-widow
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incorrect-multiverse · 2 days ago
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Lisbon: Oh sheep dip!
Lisbon: Excuse my vulgarity.
Jane: I’ll let it slide.
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incorrect-multiverse · 2 days ago
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Yelena: You know, people treat me like a god.
Alexei: How?
Yelena: They ignore my existence unless they need something.
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incorrect-multiverse · 2 days ago
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Agatha *to Wanda*: I regret getting dragged into your heterosexual tomfoolery.
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incorrect-multiverse · 2 days ago
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Daisy: I’m Bisexual and confused.
Daisy: Not at the fact that I’m a Bisexual, I just never know what the FUCK is going on.
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incorrect-multiverse · 2 days ago
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Siuan: What situation is not instantly improved by the addition of fishnets, I ask you.
Moiraine: Being a fish.
Siuan: Well, shit.
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incorrect-multiverse · 2 days ago
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Natasha: I am working on this whole Good Guy thing, but anyone who cuts me in line at Starbucks deserves to have their kneecaps shot out, okay?
Steve: 😶
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incorrect-multiverse · 8 days ago
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Peter *trying to impress MJ*: I don't follow the rules. I follow dogs on social media.
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incorrect-multiverse · 8 days ago
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Scott: I don't know how to tell you this, but... I love you.
Hope: That's great, Scott. Especially considering the fact we've been married for 6 fucking years.
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incorrect-multiverse · 8 days ago
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Van Pelt: Anyone down to take couples counseling and see at what point the therapist realizes we barely know each other?
Rigsby: Idiots to lovers, 20k words, angst with a happy ending.
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incorrect-multiverse · 8 days ago
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Gamora: It’s not that I don’t trust Peter, I just... don’t trust his impulse control.
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incorrect-multiverse · 8 days ago
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Fitz: My favorite outdoor activity is going back inside.
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incorrect-multiverse · 8 days ago
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Mat: I'm naturally funny because my life is a joke.
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incorrect-multiverse · 8 days ago
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Natasha: The path to inner peace begins with four words… not my fucking problem.
Natasha *to Steve*: Are you listening?
Steve: 😣
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incorrect-multiverse · 15 days ago
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Yelena: Blackmail is such an ugly word. I prefer extortion. The X makes it sound cool.
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incorrect-multiverse · 15 days ago
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Alexis: My dad just insisted we remember a code word in case we’re ever confronted by their clone or a cyborg doppelgänger and we’re not sure which is the real one and which is the imposter.
Alexis: Some families have a fire escape plan, but not us.
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incorrect-multiverse · 15 days ago
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Cam: Why are you guys acting like this?
Hodgins: Oh, we're not acting. We really are like this.
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incorrect-multiverse · 15 days ago
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Mulder: Oh, here’s my award for the most rules broken!
Scully: That’s not an award, it’s an angry letter from Skinner.
Mulder, hanging it on the wall: Well, it has the word ‘most’ in it, so I’m calling it an award!
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