#incorrect multiverse

[incorrect-multiverse]

Natasha: Did Steve just tell me he loves me for the first time?

Sam: Yes, he did.

Natasha: And did I just do finger guns back?

Sam: Yes, you did.

[floilee]

(In the Avengers complex)

Peter excited enters the room: Hey gays, do you want to know a bizarre curiosity?

Yelena bored: More nerd stuff.

Kate smiling: What did you discover this time king of nerds?

Peter: It looks like I have a lookalike...

Yelena: But isn't this already scientifically proven?

Peter: Yes, but here comes the plot twist. My lookalike is dating MJ's lookalike too.

Peter: It seems that their name is Tom Holland and Zendaya.

Kate: Okay, that's bizarre.

Yelena: Could be that our lookalikes also date just like us?

Kate: Yes. It is chemically impossible us not to be attracted to each other-

Peter looking at cell phone: No, Florence and Hailee don't date, and it looks like they're not a lesbian.

Yelena ugly face: Flo-what?

Kate: NOT A LESBIAN?

[swiftmitsu]

everyone, go and congratulate Error 🎉🎉

credit (?) to @lover-of-skellies (i apologise if you don’t like being mentioned TT)

[fandomnerd9602]

Scarlet: you chose this, Strange?

Strange: Wanda please be reasonable

Scarlet: this is me being-

Y/N: excuse me, Ms Scarlet Witch? Do you need a hostage? Cause I would totally volunteer to be your hostage?

Scarlet: who’s that?

Strange: (huffs) Y/N.

Scarlet: well they’re cute. Can I-

Strange: you can have them

Scarlet: thank you.

Scarlet scoops up Y/N…

Scarlet: (purrs) hey there

Y/N: hey

[chaosvillainy]

Emo Wanda: Stop telling me what to do!

Y/N: Eat me out.

Emo Wanda: Okay tell me what to do.

[gfmaximoff]

America: ARE YOU-

Wong: Fucking.

America: KIDDING ME YOU-

Wong: Fucking.

America: IDIOT?!?

Wanda: …What is going on?

Wong: Stephen banned America from swearing so I’m helping her out.

[mamaspidershit]

Natasha: My criminal record?? The only crime I’ve committed is absolutely KILLING it on the dance floor! Peter: Natasha: Ha! I'm joking. Natasha: I’ve actually killed multiple people.

[incorrect-random-fandom]

Strange: I once quoted a vine in front of Peter.

Strange: No one will ever believe him and now he lives in fear of my supposed knowledge of the internet.

Strange: It’s delightful.

[incorrect-multiverse]

Gamora: Where are Mantis, Groot and Peter?

Rocket: Playing hide and go seek.

Gamora: Where?

Rocket: I don’t think you get how this game works.

[multiverse-of-yn]

*Jason seeing Joker getting beaten up by someone in the distance*

Jason: Oh shoot. What idiot is fighting with Joker this time? WITHOUT ME?!

*Jason squints to look properly, noticing it’s Y/n*

JASON: OH CRAP! That’s my idiot!

[samsonova-multiverse]

[drarry!au "in my head everyone is alive": Draco sneaks into Harry's house on vacation]

James: Malfoy! What the hell?!

Draco: Oh, Mr. Potter! Nice to see you!

James: Get out of my son's bed immediately, you fucking animal!

Harry: Dad, calm down! You've got it all wrong...

James: Bloody hell, Sirius! Look at this!

Sirius, lazily entering Harry's room: It all makes sense to me. Another Potter unable to resist Black's charms.

James, rolling his eyes: You're not helping.

Regulus, taking the cigarette from Sirius: What kind of example are you setting?

Regulus: Draco, love, tea? Water? Leave?

Draco, smoothly climbing out from under the blanket: The last one, I guess.

Sirius: Come on, kid. Stay. Stay. As long as Jamie doesn't turn into a deer and point his righteous horns at you, everything is perfectly fine.

Two days later, Draco was in this situation again, but James had already turned into a stag, as he was able to see a suspicious red spot on his son's neck.

Harry: Dad, stop! Nothing happened!

Draco, sneaking out the window into the courtyard: Come on, it'll be fun!

Regulus, lighting a cigarette under Sirius' mocking gaze: Are you going to bewitch James with Petrificus this time, or am I?

Sirius: Let's not do it this time, shall we? I really wonder if James will follow through, or, as was the case with you, let the kid go, as Orion let Prongs go at one time.

Remus, stepping outside with a cup of tea: How about we don't check? I don't want to know if James remembers the spell Walburga launched at him that time.

[salty-ironstrange-shipper]

Stephen: *brings home America Chavez* TONY! WE HAVE A NEW KID!

Tony: ... You used to hate when I did this.

[fandomnerd9602]

Scarlet: tell me what I want to know or I’ll strangle you

Y/N:

Scarlet: well?

Y/N: i’m weighing my options.

Scarlet: what?!

Y/N: so either I give up strange, he’s been a real jerk to me lately or I get strangled by a beautiful witch

The Scarlet witch blushes…

Scarlet: okay maybe I’ll only lightly strangle you

For @lifespectator

[chaosvillainy]

*Planning to take down Scarlet Witch*

Strange: I’m not going to seduce her!

Y/N: And no one would judge you. It’s understandable. She’s very powerful, intimidating, beautiful, not to mention very well-muscled.

Strange: I am never going to seduce her, but I’m starting to think you might be…

[gfmaximoff]

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