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Vi, smacking Ambessa: THAT'S FOR HURTING THE LOVE OF MY LIFE!

Caitlyn: She's talking about me- Wait, I'm the love of your life?

Vi: I don’t know, I’m still angry you!

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Caitlyn: What's the most polite way to phrase "you fucked up big time and need to fix this now or else" in a professional email?

Vii: "Hello, I hope this email finds you before I do".

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Vi: So, how's life, sis?

Jinx: Oh, you know. Chronic existential dread punctuated by moments of great fun. Can't complain.

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Viktor: I’m gonna change the world!

Jayce: For the better, right?

Viktor:

Jayce: For the better, right?

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Caitlyn: What do you call disobeying the law?

Jinx: A hobby.

Caitlyn: *crosses their arms*

Jinx: That I do not engage in.

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Vi: The best cure for a hangover is being under 25.

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Jinx: Ah yes, the four genders of the military.

Jinx: [points at Vi] The broken.

Jinx: [points at Caitlyn] The beatened.

Jinx: [points at Jayce] The damned.

Jinx: [points at Maddie] And, of course, you can't forget the Scottish.

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Jayce: What’s it called when you’re so disconnected from reality that cold water doesn’t feel like anything and you can barely taste food anymore?

Caitlyn: Depersonalization.

Vi: Locking in.

Jinx: Thursday.

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Ekko: Jinx, don’t you wanna be happy?

Jinx: I don’t know. What’s it like?

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Caitlyn: For this mission we should split into groups of two. Vi, you pick first.

Vi: Pass.

Caitlyn: You can’t pass.

Vi: Fine. I’ll pick Ezreal.

Ezreal: It feels good to know I’m Vi's second choice after “pass”.

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Jinx: [about Vi] Under her punk rock exterior, there is a mushy, emotional, horny, self-loathing center.

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Vi: I am one of the few people who looks hot eating a cupcake.

Vi: *winks at Caitlyn*

Caitlyn: *groans*

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Ambesssa: I just don’t want you to ever lie to me. Have I ever lied to you?

Caitlyn: Yeah.

Ambessa: I just don’t want you to.

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Vi: [opens door] After you.

Ambessa: No thank you. I never let anyone walk behind me. Seven out of ten attacks are from the rear.

Vi: Okay. Well, that still leaves a thirty percent chance that I’ll attack you from the front.

Ambessa: Yes, but it’ll be easier to stop. I can always block the blow, or I can counter it-

Vi: [slaps her]

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Vi: Hey, I need your opinion about something.

Jinx: Yes, you should Break up with Kiramman immediately.

Vi: We both know this isn’t what I'm going to ask.

Jinx: Meh, worth a shot.

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Maddie: You're gay, right? ...I mean, like, openly gay?

Caitlyn: Uh, I'm not "openly" anything, and "gay" doesn't begin to cover it.

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Vi: You Pilties never learn from your mistakes.

Caitlyn: I suppose that's part of our charm, then.

Vi: No, it's actually really annoying.